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kyrianne: america-wakiewakie: Putting money into the language of time worked… Yes, the working class is long overdue for a raise. Holy shit, I never thought about it like that but that’s MESSED UP. This is pretty much how I manage my purchases.
cotonblanc: Fashion Show Nº 29, Men’s Collection Spring–Summer 2000 Nobody from the team has time to watch the show because the rain has now stopped and they are all outside, mopping up and drying the chairs and tables. When the show ends, the
twickortreat: cartgirl: ohhhimjustagirl: thinspocean: still-moving-on: m-isguidedghos-t: Boys don’t understand the horrible view girls have of themselves AMEN Literally fml I’ll always reblog this I think I should show this to guys when they
Skuttz is ArtBlock for Halloween. Aaaaah!!! *runs away* Fml. Haha. (For clarification: I’m not worried about it. Its mostly because I’m sick. But thanks for the concern xD i take a sarcastic humor out of the events recently or i will go
The heart’s courage is the soul’s guardian. Based on DiTerlizzi’s Devoted Hero. (Fun Fact: GIMP crashed twice while doing this one, and because of my bad habit of forgetting to save frequently, I’ve had to color this 3 times. FML.
I don’t know which is worse: My dad immediately realizing that I’m watching the new Steven Universe episodes as they come out because there’s gayness, or my brother not realizing that and badgering me about why I’m watching a children’s cartoon.I
Reblog if you KNEW love was pointless and you weren’t even looking because, for once, you were actually happy with just yourself and honestly didn’t want to throw a wrench in things, but the universe said “fuck you, watch this”
Now I understand why a lot of you hoes turn off your fan mail. Because fucking not blogs keep sending y'all spam mail. Jesus fucking Christ I get like almost 2 a day now
shit i can’t end with that because now there’s a big fucking benedick on the front of my blog fml wait i just need to eughghg
kyoukan replied to your post:I follow you because you got quality gifs and they aren’t common anime ones. Plus your not to shabby of a personI realized I used the wrong you’re/your fml. Only dickheads, english professors, smug cocksuckers, and
You know that post where it says to masturbate before you fuck someone, because it’ll save you from regret? Yeaaah I should have listened to that post…😧😖
Oh shit. Oh crap. Oh fuck. Fucking fuck. Well, let’s pray to the RNG gods that refines like me. Because I smell that my ME AB needs that. Badly.Oh. Right. I need a fucking new KK card for that too. FML.
So it turns out that my boyfriend and I both have feelings for the same straight man, who’s committed to a long term monogamous relationship. Frankly its not a fun thing, but I try to laugh at the situation because we both still really want to be
fmlsdaily: Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
linnhe: Jjong’s shirt got stolen by Key so Minho decided to join Jong in his shirtlessness minho has to throw his own shirt away because nobody in shinee wants to steal it
soegogi: in a scale of luhan/kai to sehun, how excited are you about kcon?
samanthabelen: INSIDUOUS. fml i see him everywhere. gives me the creeeps. haha but its funny because he looks like darth maul.
Sometimes I wish I had something worse than sciatica because the pain can be so intense but my doctor won’t do anything because it’s “just sciatica” and otc pain meds don’t do much for it and I am crying but I can’t
I just had a saucer fall on my little toe and it’s swelling pretty badly and hurts like heck but I can’t really be upset about it because if my toe hadn’t broken the saucer’s fall it would have shattered and that shit is Royal
I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao
Tfw you fall asleep in your favourite jeans and wake up to blood everywhere 🆘👎🆘🆘🆘👎👎🆘🆘🀽𣦘👎🆘🆘
Our building tests the fire alarms once a month which is excellent but you’d think that after having a literal fire happen in someone’s apartment last night that they would have cancelled today’s tests lmaoWe all know it works after
British Couple Gets Hit With 赨,000 Medical Bill Because Their Child Was Born During Their Vacation In NYC
So tired I’m twitching all over … which means I can’t sleep, because of the twitching. I got into the state because I couldn’t sleep thanks to my brain not letting things go. Brain half shuts up, but now body is screaming. FML.
And foodservice with a lack of vehicle defeats me. I am physically incapable of getting to my polling place tomorrow, and couldn’t get out to the early voting thanks to lack of transportation … I will be at work tomorrow from 7am to 10pm. I get
Because I needed wonderful news this week … My wife’s grandmother - the only person in her youth that gave more than half a fuck about her and one of her favorite people in the world - has been deteriorating mentally from Alzheimer’s for the
When you can’t even write about what’s bothering you on here because there’s really no point :/
It’s six pm in the evening and we’re going to bed for the night because nick has to be up at 230 so I can drop him off by 3 am FML.
So I decided to write more during the day because staying up til two am writing, and not sleeping much isn’t working too well for me. So all afternoon I’ve been writing really good stuff….And the power went out. It literally only went
You know what’s more stressful than possibly living paycheck to paycheck, possibly having to buy a new car, possibly have my father in law drive me home to Colorado? Having my husband not talk to me about any of this shit because it stresses him
I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING MY PETS BECAUSE THEY MAKE THE SADDEST CRIES AND I WANT THEM TO KNOW IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT I DON’T SPEAK DOG FML
i always type out these big long posts about my feelings or what i feel is wrong with me and i end up deleting them all because there’s literally no point, it’s not going to help, it’s not going to make me get help, it’s not going to make a doctor
ileftmyheartinwesteros: I’m stillbdelirous So the percocet is making me delirious apparently. I woke up sobbing uncontrollably again because I dreamt my sisters fucking died. My husband called the nurse at the hosptal and this is normal. I have to
I think I have the flu because my whole body hurts and everything is cold and it hurts to breathe through my nose and my bladder’s full but I can’t pee so this is great.
Life has been extremely hectic lately. Husband has taken it out on me,I’ve taken it out on him. House is a disaster because everybody adds to the mess and nobody helps me,at all. Roommate’s cats are driving me up a wall. Dishwasher broke and
Maybe it’s because I’m tipsy but I’m so fucking over sensitive today. Ever since the doctor called all I can fucking think about is having arthritis. I’m getting upset over the stupidest things today. I hate my body. I hate my
ayoitzthao: luciousx: officialtripz: zayasp: Dont say life sucks because look at this.. This picture is heartbreaking.. So before you say FML, remember that there are people out there who have it worst.
I’m going to straighten my hair,Because I’m bored,And there’s nothing else to do.Yep. I never do this.
I just really, really, really need to be held right now. I want to be loved. That isn’t going to happen though, because you’re 400 miles away. Sigh.
huqmalik: d1verse: cm0n: st4r—bur5t: ihytbh: omfg this movie It’s quality so yea wth why is the source saying I’m the source fml because yolo
sixpenceee: suchspiritedwords: clubpenguln: SCHOOL IS SOON THAT MEANS HOMEWORK RESPONSIBILITIES I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic. my friend’s dad banned her younger sister from watching spongebob because
I want to start writing Naruto crack fics because ideas but I still have my Midnight Cinderella fic to finish fml
When you woken up 3 because you left the window open and it’s now arctic winter inside 😖 fml
daisywater: clubmink: daisywater: clubmink: selawa: weareglitter: Kelly Gale #4 fml i wish i looked that hot when putting up the finger. i just tend to look like a serial killer because you are a serial killer shh the cops might be on here
