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lyralumina: millenniumeyebrow: hey this is seto kaiba and you’re watching disney channel - And instead of drawing the damn Mickey Mouse symbol he draws either the Blue Eyes White Dragon or the KC symbol because he is extra.
slytherin-stud: blinkpen: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling
yu-gi-oh: hunterxblog: Reblog if you’d go to a TEDxTalk hosted by Seto Kaiba seto kaiba: [unnecessary explosions and dragon holograms] if you losers are here because you want to become like me, forget it. no one can be like me. anyway here’s a powerpoint
celero-loves-dragons: because that’s how it is in this bitch of an earth
deepthroatenthusiast: Angry dragon time. When the drool shoots out of her nose, because she have to gag heavy, but do not pull out. Shows you how much she is into deep throating.
strangeharpy: meowgon: i am at 1443 followers somebody get 50 more people to follow me, plus 7, because i’m giving away a ๛ bad dragon gift card when they do FOLLOW THIS CAT
ladyshinga:I see stuff like “what would you do if you woke up in the Dragon Age universe tomorrow” or “what would you do if the Doctor came for you” and stuff and… I get kinda depressed because my FIRST THOUGHT every time is this heartbroken
safetytank: because i am a foreign-languages asshole: scenes and dialogue in the dragon age series that should have had approximately 300% more difficulty with communication - broscas/aeducans/mahariels having tons of difficulty navigating surface-level
gay-pastel-dragon: scatterdarknessscattersilence: do-i-smell-a-fandom: Source (https://twitter.com/milknmuffins/status/861092198728609793) update: they’re denying her services because of her posting about her mistreatment. if you have money to spare
kiddofangs: Sometimes I stick Daddy’s fingers in my mouth and look up at him with cute baby eyes. But in reality I am thinking “How can I get bigger and swallow you whole.” Because I am a dragon monster (◕‿◕✿)
aizea: dragon-in-a-fez:norjalainenripaleniska: dan-the-llamaa:call-me-douchebag:drsofialamb:# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGBReblog this because it would piss off Putin. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve
sassydragon: sassydragon: but imagine if we had tiny little dragons the size of puppies and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe
faerypotter: Sometimes I read a book or a story and I get really sad because that will never be my life. Other times I’m really glad I’ve never had to rebuild my village after a dragon attack.
forensic-dragons: narfnin: awesomephilia: Whiteboards are remarkable. I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people
nose-nippin-fun: rufiohs-bitch: i’m trying to summon my lost copy of how to train your dragon ((I’M OVER HERE DYING OF LAUGHTER BECAUSE WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU’RE SACRIFICING JACK!? XDDD))
catbountry: dragon-in-a-fez: norjalainenripaleniska: dan-the-llamaa:call-me-douchebag:drsofialamb:# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGBReblog this because it would piss off Putin. I’ve lost count of how many times
freckledandmarried: that1dude86: freckledandmarried: I need some attention 😜😘😘 I don’t see why you wouldn’t, you look great! Because we’re playing dungeons and dragons and I can’t right now :(
If a Little shares something with you, they find you special enough to be included in their Little space. Don't brush it off as nonsense because to your Little that box is a spaceship, that cloud is a dragon. They go into Little space in order to escape
01151ed1: apparently there was an internet thread where a bunch of people posted gifs of wiggling their bad dragon dildos to test their hardness. somebody please give me the source because i’m in literal tears right now.
beriuos-artblog: here, dragons humanized again!! and yep….a bit(?) spoiler…. not sorry! [because last time I posted in text my art got repost [not by me ofcause] LOL :V ] toothless is seriously the hardest… -pfff wrong eyes color for Drago’s
stayuglystayangry: aiffe: amjosa: bluesigma: sosungjackskellington: dragon-of-the-stars: grinningmoonlight: did-you-kno: Where there are wolves, there are ravens. Ravens follow wolves around a lot, mostly because they just seem to like them. They
cluestripes: SO, I want a Bad Dragon.And you’re all gonna help me buy it.Opening full commissions specifically to fund the toy. I won’t go into how much I need, because I am not 100% sure which loadout I want on this thing.But looking at some stuff,
lunarous: this is my favorite video because its the kind of shit you play in the middle of a skype call while everyone is just sort of chillin and you ruin the peace and tranquility of the call like a dragon to a village
deadddeviant: mandudemcdudeman: Buckle up kids, because I’m gonna be shitting on MVCI all week. I’m just praying that Dragon Ball Fighter Z doesn’t include only the ultra powerful characters and gives us characters like Krillin, Mr. Satan, Yamcha,
shamelesslyunladylike: stayuglystayangry: aiffe: amjosa: bluesigma: sosungjackskellington: dragon-of-the-stars: grinningmoonlight: did-you-kno: Where there are wolves, there are ravens. Ravens follow wolves around a lot, mostly because they just
bacon-dragon: asafruca: yelnatszeroni: frogmp3: buckakke: john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture
real-live-dragon: projectendo: I love the term “legally an adult” because it implies there are illegal methods of becoming an adult. black market adulthood fake ids
sucre-bomb: Doodle warmup! Cosma from OK KO because my friends like cute dragon ladies~
plush-dragon: Because I feel like I owe someone some boobies. They’re quite nice ones, as you can see.
frostydork: if dreamworks thinks i will buy anything they want me to just because they put how to train your dragon on it they are 100% correct
siggymcpissyface: dragon-scale-hearts: // I am getting sick and tired of CronKri. // Someone give me one explanation as HOW IT WORKS. // SERIOUSLY. // AND DO NOT SAY IT IS CUTE. it’s a pairing and it’s fun to pair them together because why not.
milklex: milklex:i can’t take radioactive by imagine dragons seriously because every time i listen to it i think of that fucking mike wazowski video
rasec-wizzlbang: seizurecube: eddrian32: plantagoseed: plantagoseed: dragon fruit looks like how a video game developer draws the girl version of monsters in an mmo but applied to a watermelon Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you should
they-call-me-dragon: swaggots: what the fuck Reblogging because boogie
attention-deficit-dragon: Genuine ADHD tip: It’s not fake to work around your self-control issues instead of trying to power through. For example I struggled to get out of bed until 12pm every morning until recently because I would wake up, turn off
itistimetodisappear: marquez-is-my-first-name: koujakus-blog: one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you
jausters: dragon-in-a-fez: my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and
medievalpoc: iphotographlove: super-heroes-of-color: wocinsolidarity: Attanya: #WeNeedDiverseBooks because I love science fiction and fantasy books, but I’m tired of authors treating dragons and robots and magic as more plausible than black and
bulumble-bee: Quick warmup from today! She’s a dragon that insists she’s a mage because she can breathe fire. She can’t even read the book she’s holding
3d-dragon: #the last one just gets me so bad because he already feels helpless without his arm so he tries to back away but subconciously he thinks it’s#still there#so he falls on his face and it hits him even harder how helpless he is#and then he
unthrifty–loveliness: slytherin-stud: blinkpen: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you
just-shower-thoughts:Robert’s Rebellion in GoT was because a dragon kidnapped the princess and locked her in a tower.
forensic-dragons: hopelesslyhiddled: ssjdebusk: homoosesexual: [x] this entire gif set makes me want to vomit from the sheer cuteness. Doesn’t Wes call him Uncle Jensen too. Actually can’t. HE’S UNCLE JENSEN TO THOMAS BECAUSE JARED
vqns: Dragon (one of the cutest little creatures I’ve ever seen) was born with a white face and abandoned by his mother because of his unique little nose
dungeons-n-dragon-age: Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like
naamahdarling: capteinwayfinder: what the FUCK kind of dragon is that i don’t know but i’m reblogging it because i’m afraid it’s one of those “REBLOG THIS CREATURE AND GET WEALTH” memes in disguise, and if I don’t, it’s going to come
yiffmaster: jazzcatte: clickholeofficial: Find Out Your Dragon Name As Long As It Isn’t Rugarth Because That One Is Mine
lilithisalive: momnar: transhumanisticpanspermia: vicious mockery is my favorite spell in dungeons and dragons because like A) it does decent damage B) it’s a cantrip so canonically, a talented musician can murder commonfolk by hurling a single insult
suunes: ysrnty: 1212m: NOT ENOUGH dragon-noises The fact that there’s no context is a shame, because it’s really good.
cwtch-queen:dragon-in-a-fez:humans literally evolved to have a heightened sense of taste in childhood because smaller bodies are more sensitive to poison and adults are just like “nah kids are Picky Eaters™ specifically to annoy me”Also
setzeri: Biker Corrin, because her dragon form head looks like a helmet. Probably illegal.
feanor-the-dragon: thededfa: eatscleanliftsheavy: motivationforfitness: fast-and-fit-sam: Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :) Shoelace Voodoo The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops
vilevillage: treebeards: bluedogeyes: Bruce Lee // The Way of the Dragon (1972) (gifs via x, y) Yuen Qiu // Kung Fu Hustle (2004) do you all understand just how much of a cinematic masterpiece “Kung Fu Hustle” is? because if not you need
dungeons-n-dragon-age: Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye
bogleech:bogleech:When people say bees or wasps are evil bastards it’s kind of like a kaiju or a dragon calling you an evil bastard because you effectively deterred it from knocking your house over
![yu-gi-oh: hunterxblog: Reblog if you’d go to a TEDxTalk hosted by Seto Kaiba seto kaiba: [unnecessary explosions and dragon holograms] if you losers are here because you want to become like me, forget it. no one can be like me. anyway here’s a powerpoint](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_a182a848c7ee_128.png){kind=avatar}
![beriuos-artblog: here, dragons humanized again!! and yep….a bit(?) spoiler…. not sorry! [because last time I posted in text my art got repost [not by me ofcause] LOL :V ] toothless is seriously the hardest… -pfff wrong eyes color for Drago’s](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8da5c1bc7a4d3904a8da35267340b8a6/tumblr_n7qpge7pE71r9i6ido1_250.jpg)
![forensic-dragons: hopelesslyhiddled: ssjdebusk: homoosesexual: [x] this entire gif set makes me want to vomit from the sheer cuteness. Doesn’t Wes call him Uncle Jensen too. Actually can’t. HE’S UNCLE JENSEN TO THOMAS BECAUSE JARED](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcpd9ki83B1rxfigmo2_r1_250.gif)
