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tea-and-charcoal: rrueplumet: a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and
crinosg: stavarosthearcane: mushabon: thebearcametoo: mushabon: Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?” Me: I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear. You made this 1000x better Who wouldn’t
magpierambles: the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.” This is the best thing I have ever seen BEARS reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute
thebearandhisbunny: Huge fan of winged mammals because … they’re winged mammals!- Bear
50-shades-of-queer: sixpenceee: This seems like a great invention for both spiders and people! I like to call it the “nope catcher” (Source) THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE SPIDERS MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL BUT I REALLY CAN’T BEAR TO KILL THEM LIKE THEY WANT
itsallavengers: itsallavengers: itsallavengers: itsallavengers: itsallavengers: I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals Bee: *is present* Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because
but-i-ship-it-so-hard: desmond-the-moon-bear: peregrin-fool-of-a-took: This sounds like Dean Winchester’s kind of Cemetery especially because all his friends are dead get out
cracked: “You said, ‘No one can interview Spider-Man, you dipshit, because he’s not a real character.’ And to that, I said, ‘I know a guy who sells experimental bear tranquilizers.’” 4 Things About Spider-Man That Don’t Make Any
elletromil: whoopsrobots: betterbemeta: C-3PO makes me laugh because you have to remember he was assembled by a child out of things from a scrap heap. Everything about him makes sense if you bear that in mind. Anakin wanted a droid who could help his
mushabon: thebearcametoo: mushabon: Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?” Me: I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear. You made this 1000x better
timelordy-teganbreann: rabbithugs: i love how vague this is because it implies that what the pigeons do is too scary to write down “we cannot bear to tell you what horrors the pigeons have wrought” Welcome to Night Vale
ideas-from-dreams: I had a dream where I was a super spy dog. But because of my owner dying I became bad at what I did. It took awhile before I became good again. There was a centipede , dog, a bear, and something else.
moon-moth: *fixes the fur around my teddy bears eyes because he looks mad*
writing-prompt-s: No one in the galaxy ever assumed that Earth would amount to anything because of its extreme gravity for a life-bearing world - anything trying to escape the planet’s gravity well would need to BE 97% fuel weight, and the idea that
magicalrocketships: I STILL LIKE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU’RE SAD: something that bears repeating. Your intrinsic value as a human isn’t diminished just because you’re depressed. You are worthy of love, even though you feel unloveable. I swear.
chauvinistsushi: note-a-bear: thecutestofthecute: zolofta: This is a video of my golden retriever puppy, Hazel, barking at a dustpan. If you are feeling sad today please watch this video okay sdfojsdafoushgoudsfsdmy blood sugar just spiked because
note-a-bear: dynastylnoire: ithelpstodream: I want to use this post to clear something up. When I talk about toxic masculinity it always causes a big backlash, and I’ve noticed it’s mainly because men don’t know what it means. When I say I hate
officialunitedstates: I went camping when I was 6 and a bear came into my tent and I had never heard anyone snore before but I had read the Sunday comics so I layed down and started saying Z Z Z really loudly because it’s always in caps in the comics.
mageknight14: perkachow: My irritation towards the hatred towards Warriormale isn’t mostly even my love for Warriormale (though, I mean, he’s like a fucking teddy bear and I do love him) but it’s because of the negativity these people fucking
starsberrisnunicorns: missolitude: ask-finny: official-sachsen-anhalt: trapperweasel: ethanredotter: trapperweasel: I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be
grugz: captainhello: are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are
lady-lyris:allthingslinguistic:There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because
manywinged:funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they’re like “oh my god he’s so pathetic and ugly i can’t bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ.” so they
mosscosmos:Moose behind a cabin in Wyoming by Chris on Flickr
ginger-beer-bear:captainjonnitkessler:Tumblr Blaze is very good because tumblr correctly deduced that if they ran a real advertising service using targeted demographics we’d have burnt this site to the ground, but ALSO correctly deduced that we would
keuhkopussirotta:in Finland, it is illegal to kill a bear when it’s hibernating. If you ask a hunter why that is, a number of them will tell you it’s wrong simply because it is the law, and they don’t make a distinction between what is right, and
libraflyter: findsomethingtofightfor: almostperfectalibi: *whispers* Bechdel pass. See how easy? It is legitimately sad that so many movies don’t pass that test because it is literally this easy. I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: for
justalittlelouislove: I just saw a video of Britney Spears tearing apart a group of men who called her body guard the n word. He had to hold her back because her knee jerk reaction was to maul them like a mama bear on the loose. And then she walks away
erstwhilegirl: goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
carolxne: iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl: this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react i want his number
palmerosa: iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl: this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react i love this so much
Literally the only reason I’m posting this is because I love this bear.
anchovy-official: allbeesareloved: ask-finny: official-sachsen-anhalt: trapperweasel: ethanredotter: trapperweasel: I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be
stepup-or-getout: minstreloffire: little-black-bear: Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry. THIS IS SO COOL LEGIT SHIT
sweet-mangos: odd-teens: katurzyna: moaka: chachipistachis: pantslesswrock: minstreloffire: little-black-bear: Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry. THIS IS SO COOL wow is this ever relevant
zachgarry: the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.” This is the best thing I have ever seen BEARS reblogging again because I cannot fucking contain myself so cute
rabbithugs: i love how vague this is because it implies that what the pigeons do is too scary to write down “we cannot bear to tell you what horrors the pigeons have wrought”
cutthroatcrybaby: Chilling with my Darth Vader bear because I can’t sleep 💖
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things: asking someone to be patient confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
moaka: chachipistachis: pantslesswrock: minstreloffire: little-black-bear: Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry. THIS IS SO COOL wow is this ever relevant Took me a second. I love this so much.
dance-on-euphoria: obama-stolemy-vcr: southern-slayed: drugdealer34: mybloodyicecream: Because fuck your childhood Ohmahgad *blocks all cartoon channels* My kids not watching this shit… I was so naive papa bear lmao
lildistrust: i wanna get humiliated in a really condescendingly loving way???? like using the sweetest voice to bully me and tease me about being dumb and weak because ur bigger and stronger than me while you fuck me, make me hold my teddy bear/bite down
princesspunky96:Can yall like, stop putting people down for their dick size? Or their weight? Or their height? Or their titty size? Or literally any other part of their body because your physical characteristics have no bearing on your personality. So
whisk-ey: the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.” This is the best thing I have ever seen BEARS reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute aww
babyfemmeshark: awfully-distracted: nodamncreppnodamnspoopy: note-a-bear: Liberal white tumblr talking to the rest of white tumblr It’s interesting the way they do race with these two characters. Because in this set she’s communicating to the
alaska-young110: spoiledlassie: “There are times she is kneeling out of obedience, reverence, and respect. Those are the times it is okay to stand above her. But when she is kneeling because the weight of the world is just to heavy to bear… THAT
50shades: I agree to the conditions, Angel; because you know best what my punishment ought to be; only—only-don’t make it more than I can bear!
katurzyna: moaka: chachipistachis: pantslesswrock: minstreloffire: little-black-bear: Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry. THIS IS SO COOL wow is this ever relevant Took me a second. I love this
piertotum-locomottor: paychiri: paychiri: maybe it’s because i live in australia, but i still cant handle the fact that people can live so peacefully with bears and those giant horse dinosaur things moose, i meant moose
intokimmiesmind: I really only reblogged this because of the bear
typhlonectes: purplelittlemermaid: eccentric-nae: note-a-bear: My mom sent this to me and i’m howling NOT ANTHOROPOLOGY AND WHOLE FOODS 😂🤣😂🤣 💀💀💀 a mood “Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad, because that family ‘s
the-boo-bear: thewordasylum: The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.” HOLY SHIT This needs to be on the keyboard
a-little-pink-angel: *fixes the fur around my teddy bears eyes because he looks mad*
the-bear-and-the-wolf: My favourite cute dress + my butt. Loving my butt at the moment because of you guys! Love you all, lots of love from Wolffy :3 xx
the-bear-and-the-wolf:So this morning, I had a shower and felt really good about my body (and my boobs especially) so I decided to take this picture. It’s also because I really do adore my new socks. Body positivity is good!