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unpicasso: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
tonguefullyskilled: wifeloverdave: There simply aren’t words adequate enough to describe how erotic it is to watch a BBC pound the shit out of your wife’s pussy! Not gonna lie, I have come to like watching my wife taking a BBC. She loves being
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which
cluttercrag: jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant
pdfprincess: princessfailureee: weavemama: WHERE IS THE LIE this funny as shit cause y'all dead be like this 😂😂😂
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
oh u know. just exo-ls fucking shit up like usual. during today’s music core, where you’re prohibited to take photos, someone was caught taking photos of exo. they lied and said they were a shawol w/ a fake fanclub id. so then shawols were
kuro-kaila: When y'all sleep Me whenever I post a selfie
truth-has-a-liberal-bias: loptrcoptr: shitrichcollegekidssay: cardozzza: shitrichcollegekidssay: shitrichcollegekidssay: walmart like actively demonizes unions and encourages their employees to be fearful of them by spreading lies and propaganda
twyllight: hey kids i have some shit lying around my room and it’s pissing me off so im just gonna pawn it off on the nearest sucker. Rules: One like, one reblog Don’t be a little shit and make another account come on man there will be one winner
So I completely forgot to tell anyone besides Nick that my cyst has shrunk almost in half. I feel like the world’s biggest asshole because my mom just now asked about it and I can’t really lie. I told her I got the results back, but that I
awkwardzerophotos: boatsalad: uh oh Zero mom found out you’re being a lying sack of shit loOKS LIKE YOU’RE GROUNDED NOW WHOOPS THAT SUCKS Uhhhh….I was, uhhhh, talking about…..uhhh….Copy X, yeah! ehehehe
stylinsonbubble: chonce: + #i honestly feel like no one ever gets harry’s sense of humor #like i keep seeing people saying /ohh boo hoo he had to lie/ like what?? #he’s not lying here so much as he’s being a little shit head #like has no one else
sbrown82: screengeniuz: the–clique: rebelliousrebe: tanae-briana: expressing-blackness: Where’s the lie 💀 Mine smelled like Blue Magic and some other funky stuff I felt the pop Box full of them shits and half of them be broken I’m
I am so sick of being used and lied to. Tired of treating a woman like a queen only to be treated like an afterthought. I give and give only to be given shit in return. Everyone tells me to stop being so nice but I can’t change who I am. Even though
nedahoyin: nedahoyin: three-hunna: Tyler Perry movies be like I AM CRYINGGG.. THIS SHIT AIN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET..
jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once
Tehmeena, You are disgusting You are fat You are too muscular You look like a man You are gross You are a loser You are nothing You are shit You are old You are ugly You will never be anything I’m not gonna lie, but the one thing I am now after
scorpiophobia: whatisthat-velvet: We’ve been lied to, hoodwinked and bamboozled 😂😂😂 They still be doing dangerous shit like living
Wow, what the fuck. I’m always honest as shit with you. About everything. And we know it. And you just fucking lie to me. It’s not like I judge you or even give a fuck, so why can’t you just be honest…why are you so shady…
forever-living-a-lie: suicidalidea: kendalinaaa: transgendingdimensions: iamthesirenandthesun: ihateh4rtley: iammgtgtde: I can’t stop looking at this, holy shit… This may just be the hottest gif I’ve ever seen, kiss me like this pls. Someone
gorgeouskvy: mieshasmoore: Once someone lies to me once, I just, idk, it’s always like a sense of doubt in the back of mind. I be cool about shit but like, damn. Trust is such a fragile thing. All of this. 👆🏾
i feel like i just did something really really wrong in life to keep having stupid shit like this happen to me every time i think i might be happy. to have this person i totally fell for, completely fucking lie to me by omission. and it was something
What if the “right person” for me was killed in a collision on the way from work?Not going to lie I’m thinking a lot about shit like this after being called to a case with fatalities.
login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like "i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit"
