be like
NSFW Tumblr
find be like on porn pin board
be like clips
I’m stupid cause if anyone from my past would hmu my stupid ass would prob send a gif reply because I can’t help but be funny bout it
If you catfish and pretend to be anyone other than who you are, you are trash and absolutely fucking disgusting.
It feels nice being called beautiful? Lol
(i was gonna make them little squidsicles but then i realized thatd be kinda messed up lol)
silvermender: blightwalker: samsamtastic: lextempus: bigfatfeminist: What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas. I was prepared to be annoyed but this is delightful. I’m laughing so hard omfg why is this so precious Ian…. This is so adorable
like a fool.
bonanzajellybean:im-still-in-shock: They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still… I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :( HE EATS PEOPLE
but-you-dont-look-sick: kinda slutty but I like it overall so blow me :D
dawndavenp0rt: I would go on many late night adventures by myself if I felt like it were actually safe to do so. The weather is ideal for a bike ride. I got a flat yesterday and then I got another one today which is why I was walking tonight. I walked
zanabism: harry-potter-on-meth: zanabism: bravery is not an option for us. girls HAVE to be brave in order to work the night shift, to take the last bus home, to walk to a friend’s house alone. we do not have the luxury of choosing. Or you could
goldfisses:retrogradeworks:jaylanun:A zombie apocalypse story where a vaccine is developed but anti vac moms refuse to inoculate their children because the zombie vaccine causes gay autismIn the right hands, this could be an epic work of satire.make this
miniar: Look at these hideous sunglasses I found while looking for xmas stuff! I think they used to be my grandmother’s… Even tho the sunglasses are ridiculous you actually look really cute and masculine omg
thebootydiaries: jimbowned: thebootydiaries: 2sposy4mo: thebootydiaries: partner-in-memes: thebootydiaries: a-n-d-a-l-e-e-b: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this This is so fcking rude he’s being nice You
thebuttkingpost: kappatain-crunch: mr-champloo: glowcloud: *straight person voice* love whoever the fuck you want to love!!! Why does it have to be a straight person saying this? What’s the point? because tumblr seems to have an unhealthy obsession
the-real-eye-to-see: But they value our lives even less Hey actually that lil girl is totally safe and those snakes are bred specifically to be docile asf. It ain’t a race thing lol
drakeimpalaa: the-princesshoneybee: danielle-mertina: Not long ago somebody asked me my opinion on casual sex and I said that some ppl aren’t built for it on an emotional level but do it anyway and feel used. I’d like to add that casual sex is
wolverxne: Somehow I end up being everyone’s relationship counsellor which I don’t get because I suck at relationships
thenaebyrd777: as-blue-as-batman: imnotanimetrash-imanimerecycling: pr1nceshawn: Random acts of kindness. CRYING I feel like a lot of people need this on their dash now. I definitely do
like i get it or whatever, no one can stop mr. domino, but why is there a fist in the tv? Interesting fact, the company that made this absolutely awful game, would years later make Dragonball Z: Battle Of Z. So that’s something to consider.
Be like snow, beautiful but cold.
being in a long term relationship is so awful. you know what I just bought graham as a partial anniversary gift? soap. fucking soap.
I honestly feel like I’m not good at anything right now and I keep getting paranoid about things shaking and when ever I ask someone if they felt an earthquake they give me a weird look and I just think I’m going insane and with the negativity about
So I had a mighty need to draw pants friend with a bed shit over them but then i realised that it would basically go down like this
robotsandsodapop liked your post “*sees friends all making spooky oc ask blogs*”Yes I’m looking at you expect drawing of your babadork soon!
I never say this enough but thank you all for the likes and follows over the years I really appreciate every single one of you even though I’m not the best at expressing this.I hope this year goes better then the previous and then you all have the love
Be like Pluto.
xxlovendreamsxx: “why do you ship the ship, it’s not gonna be canon/it’s crack”
be curious. not judgmental.
doktorgirlfriend: doktorgirlfriend: Venom’s talk about being considered a loser on his planet, his quick fondness for Eddie, his pleasant surprise when Eddie first called them “we,” and his sudden switching of sides all lead me to conclude that
Like if you’re going to kamicon/are already there
dadhowto: If you know how to play Weiqi / Igo / Baduk already, or are interested in it, your kid can be a good player with you. I started teaching Kid the very small basics at age 3, mostly the capture game, first capture wins. He’s 6 years old as
Orange bell peppers are weird because looking at them my brain expects them to be spicy. But they’re bell peppers so they’re sweet. It’s weird
Be a Fighter
ostracizedpoodle: hitler was just being himself and look what happened
thebaronofthebells: tis the season to be self-loathing fa la la la la la la i hate myself
jinglebellsprouts: theabstruseanon: bakuraisjustbritish: dompteuseartist: shufflingthesalad: chimerawaffles: shufflingthesalad: jerk-frost: goldenschlong: someone’s going to be in big treble I have no time for this bassic bitch. I think
nayx: what do you do if you have a cool super rad post idea but youre in the middle of being murdered
xobreeox55: things i am scared of doing: ordering food in a restaurant walking down a busy high street on my own talking to people on the phone eating in front of people asking for help in a shop meeting new people being in a big crowd
breadstiks: if bill murray doesn’t send out holiday cards that say “murray christmas” i will be very disappointed
oh-thatshowyoufeel: jesuschristvevo: mabelismyspiritanimal: jesuschristvevo: newsflash: a song doesnt need deep and meaningful lyrics to be a good song Ex: “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen actually no thats a really bad example Actually
fishpun: ARE YOU EVER REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO BE TOO BUT THEY’RE KINDA INDIFFERENT AND YOU’RE SAT THERE INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FREAK OUT WITH
rabioheab: *throws the bass so high into the air that it leaves the earths atmosphere* you’re free now… you’ll never be dropped again
jedees: jedees: Be sure to “full view” each page because (at least on my computer) the black in some of the pages is just GONE. Anyway, my design final. A comic attempting to address society’s failure of telling young boys (and girls too sometimes)
ghirahim: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously #i’m never gonna be able to look at one of these without laughing #because fisk is the banana daddy im gonna throw up im laughing so hard fuck
chaystar: 100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
katara: i want my first kiss to be in an alley behind a mcdonalds
sometimelow: if i was skinny and pretty i would be such a fucking whore oh my god
lnnea: i want to be hot but i don’t want to work out or eat healthy
"science is whatever we want it to be"
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: anatomical-anomaly: kastor1994: sianco: orientaltiger: Basic House by Martin Azua is a temporary house that can be folded up to fit in your pocket. Created from a metalized polyester material, when unfolded it self inflates
beyoncebeytwice: i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
harshwhimsy: Dude if people were telling me what to do w my own characters I’d be fuckin pissed
dampsandwich: my native american name would be Goes On Internet
camouflagedpeeta: jubetheboob: camouflagedpeeta: in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories
ourfaultingstars: Maybe the reason 90% of my followers don’t talk to me is because i’m making myself too available. Instead of telling you my ask box is lonely i should be playing hard to get and telling you that my ask is having a party and all
internetfeet: tavrosnitramtookmybreathaway: hellablog: pandasrampage: alyssaties: lemonyfreshvictory: gonnaslapabitch: pesterchump: [x] this would be awesome on a shirt oh my goooshh I want this on a shirt it is wonderful oh this is really
theraggedyconsultingdetective: alexvlahos: I’m just going to stab myself in the face before next episodeI think stabbing myself in the face will be less painful than actually watching it. It doesn’t even matter what show you’re talking about
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