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happyfeets: (via sangre) I bet they’re gonna have that toy in stores soon. If I had a gf, I’d get that for her, lol. awwww! i want to be his gf now . HAHA sike But! i want that fucken unicorn!! XD
@mister-le : "My future wedding will be on a unicorn."
worldfallsdown: unicorn-fish: joshishollywood: This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them lol wat This will never stop being
caelestial: superqueerpasta: nijuukoo: If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth. I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it. “You almost hit the unicorn” This
smouldered:psa bi and queer people are not here to fuck your wives and “reinvigorate” your sex lives or serve as your unicorn like they are people and they have to consent to be fucking touched by you ✌🏻
xoxo-beth: Miss Moo witnessed me being spanked for the first time. She didn’t try to rescue me from YS but she seemed very concerned by the whole affair. (Please don’t remove the caption or a unicorn will die.)
monster-unicorn-fame: “Live fast. Die Young. Be Wild. And Have Fun.”
brinigi: emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn: tyleroakley: decaffeinate-o: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS. Well… You are a terrible influence and I love it! 😂 Hi I want to say. This seems cool in theory but please do not try
italian-luxury: Katy Perry: For my performance, I’ll need 20 dancers, smoke, pyrotechnic effects, giant trees in the background, a light show, the blood of Unicorns, a spaceship, aliens and an Egyptian pyramid. Beyonce: A chair will be fine.
i-ride-rainbows-and-unicorns: littlebuddhacub: Can we be boyfriends for the weekend?? Finally! Glad I’m not the only one who thinks Kevin Owen’s is adorable! :D
audraauclair: WIP. Almost done the things in the foreground, now the background and it’s going to be a LOT of line art. ✒️🌿 #Art #arte #artsy #artist #myart #ink #inktober #drawing #unicorn #girl #audraauclair #artoftheday #sketch
courtneycocoa: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: basedgodtookmyusername: “Good cops” I need this to be watched by the masses. This is the simplest explination ever and people still don’t wanna hear it.
laksjdhfg09: TTO: Melissa wants to know: Would you ever date a fan? Darren Criss: I don’t know! That’s like asking would I ever date a unicorn. I don’t know. It seems just as likely, being that I wonder if they exist enough to want to date me—well,
explodingdog: Unicorn Pills thinks it might be alright.
happpynesss: “And please bless that someone will adopt us and that the mommy and the daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn.”
ineedcoffee-: my-unicorn-says-hi: youbemyhero: josiefeenie: THE PRESIDENT HAS A LIGHTSABER.YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. GOD BLESS AMERICA. Because today’s Star Wars’ Day. MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU. SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN GUYS. GOD FUCKING BLESS
y-o-u-n-g-a-n-d-n-a-i-v-e: wanna-be-unicorns: hipster-island: swag-in-the-bag: How can this only have 15notes? ^ i dont know I’m in love with there shorts. Maybe it was just uploaded…..
cherry-chii: they had unicorn plushies at primark! ( sorry for the bad quality, my camera wasnt being very helpful this morning)
penleydesigns:Unicorn frappé …. don’t drink it, your soul will never be the same
fluffalos:Ryan Reynolds addresses the Deadpool rating. [x]@VancityReynolds - February 12th. There will be blood. Guns. F-bombs. And graphic, expertly lit French Unicorn sex.
alloverthegaf:never thought I’d be saying this in the year 2019 but Charlie the Unicorn updated today
haha-l-m-a-o: do-it-kid: we-can-be-hysterical: “i’m a girl gamer” “i’m a 90s kid” “i’m a unicorn” “i’m a student at the university of swag” “rawr means i love you in dinosaur XD” “Working as Blogger at Tumblr.”
dori-to: Lyra’s the only unicorn that can grow a decent floof? Does that mean she’s part pegasus? Is she destined to be the next alicorn princess?? Maybe she’s just a silly fluffy horse. Commissions | Tumblr | DeviantArt | Patreon
rikuta:I want unicorn frappuccino to be sold in Japan too
doggendoodle: myothertardisisonthemun: alloverthegaf: never thought I’d be saying this in the year 2019 but Charlie the Unicorn updated today !❗!!!!❕!!‼️!!‼️!!⁉️
wimsiecal:HERE’S MY HEADCANNON! So I dunno I feel like this makes the most sense.I think Earth Ponies would be usually larger in structure and size since they’re the strongest and they (usually/traditionally) tend the land. Unicorns (Twilight included
crtter:thechronicfuckingmasochist:Forgot this meant “people who bug bisexual people in dating apps to be the third in their relationships” and for a second I thought people in their 30s really went around looking for actual unicorns like some people
lilmsinnocent: my-sexual-release-blog: his-unicorn: A Seriously! Any and/or all of these would be nice.
queerkittyy: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2: motivatedslacker: ainawgsd: Owls are masters of disguise, blending seamlessly into their surroundings. These trees appear to be judging me. There’s no owl in that 6th pic sneaky
emblazonet: emblazonet: “The long road hurried to nowhere and had no end. … It rushed the unicorn along, tugging at her feet like the tide, fretting at her, never letting her be quiet and listen to the air, as she was used to do. …Time had
milliondollarnigga: grandtheft-autotune: courtneycocoa: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: basedgodtookmyusername: “Good cops” I need this to be watched by the masses. This is the simplest explination ever and people still don’t wanna hear it.
justcallmefresh: tarynel: bae–electronica: dookiediamonds: oh-please-be-my-prisoner: dookiediamonds: teealwayschillin: veetwotimes: dwaynewaynejr: baetology: thekoolmami: di-zzzy: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: theshootyourshotcoach:
engraved-in-your-soul: cumplainers: mark-hoppus-is-a-unicorn: Everyone needs transparent dancing Steve on their blog. i’ll be honest i couldn’t not can’t not reblog
the-absolute-funniest-posts: One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye.
taaylorrrt: lexieeejayyy: its-me-indie: blacklesbiana: eyeamindiibleu: If only… It’s like searching for unicorns. Where tf y'all be hiding Make yourself known 😂😩 Need one bad😩🏳️🌈 Me & bae @nothingisforbidden
thewolfdendron: leatherlacedbass: ✨Daddy’s little Unicorn whore✨ *please keep caption* I love Littles. I love contrasting extreme Sadism with being a Daddy Dom. Its the most wonderful extreme spectrum of love.
radchildpanda: blazentrails: jeanslover1985: The unicorn Nicole C. Been waiting to stroke to these after I posted them. Enjoy She’s a cutie. I’d be all over her. Pretty girl
igotosleeptodream: ella its ok. even the very best artists have haters. i hope your day gets better. dont let petty mean words get to you. especially since what that person said could be said to most of us childhood missing, unicorn loving tumblrs.
(via the unicorn diaries) I have a longing for dusty museums full of bones and dead things, to make me feel more alive. The problem is, the dead are made to be more alive, nowadays.
3 (via The Unicorn Emporium) Mine from the summer (from my forgotten flickr!). I still can’t believe I can take such photos, i shouldn’t be so lazy about taking film.
igotosleeptodream: unicornism: want these shoes! I still have the hugest crush on those shoes, one day i will own them and i will be able to walk in them
(by The Unicorn Emporium) This is from my hibernating flickr, the password of which i only remembered a week or so ago. I shall be posting more personal photos of just things on it, if i remember.
Christmas tree I (yes, that is a unicorn on the top) and almost-finished Christmas tree II (we have yet to put the star on), with my dog. Feeling very festive, i have TWO Christmas jumpers on (never, ever live in a stone house, a fridge would be
cravehiminallways212: sinfulsub: wolfstravelsinmind: I need different…I need quirks and eclectic…I need someone that doesn’t impress me, but instead, fascinates me. You will be mesmerized….❤️ Oh I have noticed ….. My unicorn💋
iamnevertheone: One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye. And now he
tammie010: unicorn-trap: When you can’t sleep, play with your butt. :3 <3 wonderful! oh to be that vibrator!
xoxo-beth: I can be a loud and squirmy complainy-pants. Er, more like no pants. :D (Please don’t remove the caption or a unicorn will die.)
mermaidcharm: Mermaid unicorn princess hair to be exact.
lookforalice: “You can’t have a pain-free life. It can’t all be roses and unicorns.”-Mark Manson-
therewasagirlcalledvelvet: “I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you” -Crystal Hudson, Dreaming is for lovers
nvclearbomb: courtneycocoa: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: basedgodtookmyusername: “Good cops” I need this to be watched by the masses. This is the simplest explination ever and people still don’t wanna hear it. Amazing, everyone needs to
justin-with-a-j: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: firedrill: annabellehector: luck be in the air tonight Well then… There are 2 types of people in this world….
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kittensplaypenshop: Unicorn plugs :3 Adding to the site along with a few others I’ll be posting in a few minutes ^_^
nvclearbomb: courtneycocoa: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: basedgodtookmyusername: “Good cops” I need this to be watched by the masses. This is the simplest explination ever and people still don’t wanna hear it. Amazing, everyone needs to see
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