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harryhazardhausen: dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog: I did this like ten times bc i didn’t know I had to hold it up for him to eat it I thought he just didn’t like the flavor of cupcake I was trying to feed him me too. me too
bolto: i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt fuckin
darkeecofreak: punkrorschach: It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that. As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it now.
pesmenos: why is there such a stigma against wearing pads? like why is it that people who wear tampons are seen as ‘strong’ and ‘cool’? y’all know that someone people can’t wear them bc it hurts them or that they just don’t like them?
ok i didnt expect absolute boyfriend to follow the manga much anyway but holy fuck does she ever like idk actually grow to like him??? bc like. that was the entire point of the manga and it really just feels like zero nine is just a side character and
anti-human-skills: gillandy: does anyone else ever feel guilty for not being mentally ill enough? like your anxiety or depression fucks you up but then you have good days and you’re productive and it’s like, wow clearly I was faking it bc look at
crime-she-typed: mjalti: I used to think i was introverted bc I really liked being alone but it turns out I just like being at peace & I am very extroverted when I’m around people who bring me peace This is it, this is my favorite text post
withmybymyself: 11:50pm and my bladder is like a wobbly slushy water balloon It’s so full I’m at a 7.5-8/10 i leaked when i pulled my seatbelt extra tight bc i wanted to squash my bladder. We’re on the way home and it feels like someone is vibrating
despazito:despazito:it’s kind of tragic but also insane we’ve just got a sect of men that have fried their brains with hentai to the point they no longer find irl women attractive bc they don’t look like moeblobs or have 100lbs tits it’s like
pesmenos:why is there such a stigma against wearing pads? like why is it that people who wear tampons are seen as ‘strong’ and ‘cool’? y’all know that someone people can’t wear them bc it hurts them or that they just don’t like them? stop
scorpioh no
gillandy: does anyone else ever feel guilty for not being mentally ill enough? like your anxiety or depression fucks you up but then you have good days and you’re productive and it’s like, wow clearly I was faking it bc look at me! I’m fine! and
no offense but if ur not a support main, let me tell u, playing support is really stressful but ppl think it’s an easy job bc it ‘doesn’t require skill’ or some bullshit like what do dps do other than kill??? like yes i will admit that takes
skywalkerstyle: sokka’s such a relatable gay bc like when aang was training with katara and toph, sokka was just “can you keep it down with your dumb magic” but when it’s zuko’s turn sokka just fucking appears like “HELLO I AM HERE TO WATCH
tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious
walking to school at 6:30am is weird bc sometimes it’s really beautiful out and the sky looks like heaven and other times the street lights are still on and u can’t see two feet in front of you bc of the fog.
chickpeatramp: qloobs: evrek4: revolucionvegana: qloobs: maybe vegans are so shitty bc their food tastes like someone shit on a plate and called it organic Maybe nonvegans are so shitty bc their food actually contains fecal bacteria. owned. I’d
blackneko18: darkeecofreak: punkrorschach: It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that. As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it
bolto: i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to hold on to serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt
trickerydickerydock: cuddleslutloki: cuddleslutloki: imagine if the asgardians knew it was loki and not odin bc odin suddenly stopped losing his temper over dumb shit and was behaving more like frigga so they were like “oh, loki, it’s gotta be”
bwooom:bwooom:“humans and robots are becoming indistinguishable” scifi setting except instead of it being bc robots look just like humans its bc both humans and robots are beginning to approach a middle ground together. going crazy crazy with cybernetics
hilkarusulu: burt-macklin-jr: harry potter was such a pure child like he went to a ghosts death day party, he talked to myrtle bc she was lonely, he set a snake free bc it was unhappy, he genuinely was friends with luna even thought people thought she
deathwarlock:parakeet:Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogsyou got
moveslikekeithrichards:moveslikekeithrichards:i made a post like 40 years ago about opossums being the perfect mammal (bc their body temperature makes it very rare for them to get rabies and also bc they have little hands) & to this day i get clowns
afloweroutofstone:memecucker:Tbh I don’t totally get the backlash against “pointing out conservative hypocrisy”. Like is the argument just that it supposedly doesn’t persuade conservatives? Bc why would that be a concern bc I don’t think this
gloomy-optimist: It’s always a little off-putting when you’re chilling with some dudes and they’re like “haha most girls are really uncomfortable with lewd humor!” It’s like, listen, that’s bc when you’re a girl, lots of dudes take those
fuckkcalculus: My iPad keep autocorrecting , to ! For some reason and I’m sexting rn so it’s like I start sucking on your clit! fingering your pussy deeply! with two fingers! Tempted to just stop correcting it back bc like if my iPad want me to
scarybabe: silhouette of a thicc binch 🍕my hair looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie bc I put up in a weird bobby pin messy bun while it was damp and it dried like that. 🤘btw, I’m actually 144 so some of my gain yesterday was water
swdyww: Maybe it’s petty but I get pleasure out of knowing that the men who I cut out of my life bc they’re cowards will never encounter anyone like me ever again in their lives ever and it’s satisfying to know that wholeheartedly and not just like
butchniqabi:every time i see people trying to normalize fatness by sexualizing it i think of that post thats like “what are you gonna tell a fucking 12 y/o? dont cry dude youre so thick? stop it” bc like. truly. not only do i personally not want my
I like guys who take work out & care of themselves bc it shows a sense of pride but I also like guys with a little chub, like teddy bears. 🐻 Or perhaps chubby with a strong back and big arms like a lumber jack.
darkeecofreak: punkrorschach: It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that. As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it now. Right??
fake-mermaid: listening to your favourite song on the computer isn’t as great as listening to it when it comes on tv bc like when you’re on the computer you know you’re going to play it and listen to it but when it comes on the tv you get excited
badgyal-k: allmykinksexposed: pushups-n-strokes: iamkingjoffejr: clitplayxx: taylorjourdann: youngthugvoice: stillcozyy: Why are y'all like this lmao Bc it’s fun it is lmao Me asf. Love a freak like this… Where’s this at? When your
euphoric-violins: enbyho: i’ll caption this later but fuck this chick and everybody like her this is the most ridiculousshe literally moved away from the black guy jfor no reason other than he was Black and I was like “hey maybe it’s bc it’s
baddieclub: i love when subs have a lil attitude like they sas you all day long n you let them bc it’s so cute but then u put em in their place by forcing them down on the bed and you see their eyes widen and their breathing change bc they know you’re
buttrimming: me: I rly don’t like the idea of an older guy dating a younger person bc it’s likely he’s just doing it to take advantage of someone who is vulnerable also me: dominate me daddy cum in my ass
samvelg-likes-things: portraitoftheoddity: destielhoneybee: metastories: eruriv: why would i netflix and chill when i can ao3 and sin #PEOPLE ASSUME THE SIN IS LUST BC OF THE AVAILABLE SMUT #WHEN IN REALITY IT’S GLUTTONY BC ONCE WE START READING
gillandy:does anyone else ever feel guilty for not being mentally ill enough? like your anxiety or depression fucks you up but then you have good days and you’re productive and it’s like, wow clearly I was faking it bc look at me! I’m fine! and
s1uts: courtroom-brown: 😩 My birth control pack always looks like that bc I either want to chew on one of the sugar pills for fun or convince one of my friends it’s just sugar and it tastes like a fun dip stick
i’ve been without partner whatsoever my whole life, and i just want someone already to like.. be honest with? bc i know exactly what i need and want and i’m not getting it!! :( just need someone to like… take it out of me. idk what
You know, some people ship makorra, others ship borra, a few others may ship masami or bosami, and even some ship amorra, and etc. But everyone, I mean EVERYONE, E V E R Y O N E SHIPS KORRASAMI
ialienslut: idk if I like this bc of me but I love it bc of the water so here ya go😋
