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“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
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“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
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“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.”
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
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