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“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
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“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.”
“I want to Lestraddle you.”
“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”
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“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.”
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
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“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
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“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
