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“My left hat bobble isn’t the only thing I’d like to chew on.”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
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Sorry this is probably too late for most of your time zones, but I was having major technical difficulties… Anyway, here’s your Valentine’s Day video. It’s nothing super interesting, just me rambling on about how much I love you
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”
“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
I’m sorry, this was entirely my roommate’s idea. Gif credit: [x]
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your 'building.’”
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
That’s an awful lot of 17s… and just 7s in general…
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”
This is a professional blog now. Instead of posting silly pick-up lines, we are going to have rousing discussions about taxes and global warming.
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”
“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
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