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Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
OH. MY. GOD. I THINK I’M ABOUT TO CRY. I SERIOUSLY MIGHT START CRYING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. YOU ARE ALL SO WONDERFUL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SO MANY OF YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I POST, BUT I AM SO IMMENSELY GRATEFUL TO EACH AND EVERY ONE
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“My love for you glows brighter than Bluebell.”
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.”
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“I would shave for you.”
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted by letsrevitup.
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“Care to be my goldfish?”
Look what Tumblr emailed me! Happy anniversary, my beautiful, wonderful followers <3
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”
I AM NOT OKAY
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
I didn’t make a graphic since it’s not Sherlock, but I’m posting anyway because it’s still Benedict/Martin. And also because it’s hilarious.
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
“Loving you could never be human error.”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”
“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“I want you to fill my ‘Empty Hearse.’” Submitted by jadziabear.
“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order to penetrate me.”
“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s suit.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be a high-functioning sociopath with your number?”
