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“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“I want you in my life more permanently than a Black Lotus tattoo.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.â€
“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t keep my paws off of you.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.â€
“You make me want to scrub your floors and wear men’s deodorant.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer on no less than three separate occasions.â€
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“I want to experiment with you… and I don’t mean in the Baskerville kind of way.â€
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore to store all the reasons why I love you.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.â€
“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.â€
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
“If I inhaled Project H.O.U.N.D. fog right now, you not loving me would be my fear hallucination.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“The Black Lotus’s circus isn’t the only place where acrobatics will be performed tonight.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.â€
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.â€
“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“I would rather receive an envelope with five orange pips than be without you.â€
“I could never nearly forget you.â€
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€