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“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and wet.”
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
More t-shirts now available! “I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.” “I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.” “It’s a good thing I find breathing
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.”
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”
“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug from me.”
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
