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“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you get what I mean.”
“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
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“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Will you be my division?”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville Hound style.”
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
Looky what I found while grabbing a screencap for today’s pick-up line!
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“You don’t need to pay £2,995 to be my V.I.P.”
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
“I want you to ‘meat’ my ‘dagger.’“
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
Hey all! Sorry I haven’t posted the last couple of days. It was my birthday weekend so I was either too busy or too drunk to get online.LOOK WHAT’S HERE THOUGH!!!!!!! Made my birthday so much better! :D
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“Are you an unanswered question on my mantle? Because I want to stab you… with my penis.”
“My love for you is so strong, not even Sherrinford could contain it.”
“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust I’m interested in is yours.”
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”
“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three and four), based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
