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loopyleah: imagine being on extreme makeover home edition and you telling ty pennington about how much you liked your favorite band imagine your room just imagine ok they would probably glue the actual band members to your walls
typiing:half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry
glenjamin-danzig: dnlhrn: milkybarofficial: Why does everything sound like a meme nowadays “#2015 was basically one big shitpost” when i first read this i only saw ‘john cena slams donald trump’ and thought it meant into concrete SLITHERING
dailyflicks: Did you kill Mr. Boz, Ms. Tramell? BASIC INSTINCT (1992) dir. Paul Verhoeven
a cooking show only if your creme brulee doesn’t crack properly they take you out back and shoot you like a crippled horse
queefjerkey: do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
presumably: arijandro: yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
babypithair: sammygetthesalt: if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands i’ll clap later
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: white-icing: raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
shutupaubrey: do you ever zone out and your body does all the work for you and then you come back to reality like in the shower or driving like did i just miss the last 20 mins was i stuck in my own head for that long
pennyheartssammy: I AM NOT YOUR SWEETHEART OR YOUR BABY OR YOUR GOOD GIRL IF YOU YELL OUT OF CARS AT ME I WILL SCREAM BACK I WILL KICK YOUR CAR DOOR I WILL FUCKING SPIT ON YOU IF YOU PUT YOUR FILTHY FUCKING HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR MY BODY I WILL BREAK YOUR
you poor thing, sweet mourning lamb
hoomie: pokemon-personalities: lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’ Currently playing.
darrynek: when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is
jakeforjesus: When you hit delete trying to erase a letter but your computer takes you back a page instead
bastillebabes:i used to think that you should only get a tattoo if it has meaning or a story behind it, but now it’s like, tattoos are frickin art man get one because it looks sick as hell on you.
“You suck at drawing hands.”
vocabulations:insxnixm:literally every moment pearl starts freaking the fuck out during the crossover episode from todaywhich is pretty much all you need from it and nothing else im saving you time hereThis is beautiful.
alittlebitoflace: no matter where you go, there’s always that one girl who carries the entire drug store in her purse. headache? she has you covered with an advil. unexpected visitor from aunt flow? “what do you need girl? regulars or supers?”
basically, to me, fandom expression should only follow two rules - Does it make you happy? Yes. Is it hurtful/hateful? No. Then you’re good. Not everything in fandom is meant to appeal to every person, its just a lot of people doing stuff they enjoy
closettherapist: trillgamesh: firefoxshawty: andrusi: weeaboobs: senpaitheking: That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna
aokou: I love koujaku because you can make fun of him as much as you want and everyone’s just like “yeah”
owning-my-truth: “I’ve always been confused by how you can get arrested with your only charge being resisting arrest. It literally means you committed no crime except to say, ‘No, I’m not going with you since I’ve commited no crime”
ferenginar: yungmethuselah: If you think all Black people’s blogs are “social justice” blogs, you’re racist. I read some newspaper article recently that pretty much summed up Tumblr and the responses to it this way—privileged people who come
One of the reasons white people show up in your ask box demanding that you calmly explain basic characteristics of racism is because they cannot conceive of a situation in which a PoC is not obligated to cheerfully provide them with a service they could
Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"
If you’re a cop who genuinely feels your life is threatened by a skinny 14 year old girl in a bikini and some other teens at a pool party no fucking way are you cut out to be a cop.
folks get fired for burning fries & burgers in this country but if you’re a cop & you murder and/or brutalize black men, women, or children, you get a paid vacation.
bryantsupreme: tarynel: Ok so niggas tell me why can’t you cum from head? Short answer, its basically because they masturbate to much. If they didnt jack their dick so much, they’ll be easier stimulated
imsoshive: theafrocentrics: If you’ve been racial profiled and you know it clap your hands.
just-shower-thoughts: People from generations before you who expect you to respect them solely because they’re older than you are basically asking for a participation trophy.
nofucksgivein: jazz-e-clectic: sheexttagoofy: gahdamnpunk: Men hitting rock bottom yet again This why women dont shoot their shot man WhY dO yAlL gIvE oUt FaKe NuMbErS? JuSt SaY yOu ArEn’T iNtErEsTeD🤷🏽♀️ …you haven’t experienced
marisatomay: ironmanstan: if youre an anti-vaxxer youre basically admitting you’d rather have a dead child than an autistic one. youre a shit parent and an even shittier human being
makespiration: makespiration.tumblr.com Wow you’re kind of an asshole for not at least tagging @ladycube in this… Why is it so hard to just reblog from her? You’re basically using someone else’s hard work to benefit your blog,
You wake up at fucking 5 something 6 something in the morning and it probably takes you a good 20 minutes to get dress on how basic you look. Skinny jeans, hoodie, and a north face. That’s what you wear everyday. Don’t understand why the fuck
thelawisnotbooped: do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT
armazing: i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
princesslibrarian: you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
dickade: If you sleep with clothes on you are a weak human being
emiello: Pros of dating me i’m rly soft and squishy i’ll make you hot beverages in bed i’m good at compliments you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names Cons of dating me ummm?? zero i am a goddess
Things you SHOULD do when you kiss me:
lactoria: hey you *pokes ur cheek* you sure are cute
theawesomeadventurer: gymleadercheren: so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is,
I want to kiss you. I want to take your face in my hands and pull your lips to mine. I want to push in to your body with so much passion that it leaves you breathless. I want to taste you. I want to run my hands through the back of your hair and down
eridanderpora: jennstarkid: youbetteravengeit: jennstarkid: youbetteravengeit: jennstarkid: youbetteravengeit: jennstarkid: anything you can ship, I can ship harder I can ship anything harder than you no you can’t yes I can no you can’t
I can’t associate with the #basics ~~~ “like I’m so excited for hoodie weather, Halloween and pumpkin everything” if I see the same post one more time I’m pouring pumpkin spice coffee on you. ☕️🎃
boobslyn:Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
You about as basic as these paper rolls hoe. #basic #bitch #bounty #funny #lol #wow #nigga #bored
“Basically you gotta do what you want for you to keep your sanity. You gotta say what you want to say, dress how you want… individuality. You want people to want to know you and know what you’re about and like you because of those things.” —
mymadnessreturned: That feeling after this: ‘I don’t care’. Basically you do care really really fucking much. This ‘I don’t care’ simply turns into running into the toilet and meeting Mia again. Never ever trust this ‘I don’t care’.
You've reached The House of Unrecognized Talent
you know them days were you’re just like “fuck it”
lolixprincess: cummbunny: more dorky gifs with my long hair pleASE LOVE ME but I already do
memphis-green: OOOO!!!! You really got us here with those apostrophes around ‘models’ and ‘scammed’!!! I can’t tag this bitch for some reason, but I’m sick of comments like this. WE GET IT. YOU KNOW ABOUT FASHION AND HIGH END MODELING AGENCIES!!!
the thing about society is, if you like the way you look you’re conceited and way in over your head, but on the other hand if you don’t like the way you look you’re just an insecure attention whore.
