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Basically me right now.
hentaiyarou: To the Anon who requested a louder recording: I can definitely do that, but probably not soon because of one really basic reason — the walls in my dorm are paper thin. I’m actually not sure my neighbor or random people in the halls haven’t
This blog’s (relative) inactivity is completely involuntary. You see, my ~sexual appetite~ is pretty much already sated since my courses this semester are giving me a good thorough fucking.
thestarsinmycupofcoffee: Basically the reoccurring realisation of infps when we drift back into the real world.
Basically me today
So… cool story. I made a secret password protected tumblr and it’s basically where I post the stuff too rude for the public domain on here. There’s access to all my videos, including the fourchambers ones and iphone selfies and rude
fourchambers: exchange // kim & vex (support more projects) ✖ this was shot at kim’s house in… somewhere in LA that required a lot of driving, so basically anywhere. I love spit, a lot. and kim loves spit too. we are gross, it’s
blastohanar: me on my way to steal yo girl
flutterjedi: I cannot tell you how angry this picture makes me.
slutwhat: i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
urbancatfitters: “flirting” aka staring at u and when u look back at me i look away very fast so u wont see that i was staring at u
youjustgotsconed: devilsmadvocate: i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two. so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor
pennyheartssammy: I AM NOT YOUR SWEETHEART OR YOUR BABY OR YOUR GOOD GIRL IF YOU YELL OUT OF CARS AT ME I WILL SCREAM BACK I WILL KICK YOUR CAR DOOR I WILL FUCKING SPIT ON YOU IF YOU PUT YOUR FILTHY FUCKING HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR MY BODY I WILL BREAK YOUR
jpgay: when someone says “shut up you love me”
lalondes: bridge to terabithia fucked me up
hoomie: pokemon-personalities: lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’ Currently playing.
carowley: guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
neilayos: petewanks: if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head so true
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
cool-edge: people who don’t pay attention to a games story stress me out so much
teamfreesnuggles: #Me applying for jobs
I’m hungry. I want to get up and go eat, but there’s no food in the house and it’s raining. Basically I’m too lazy to go get food. Lol
bookshop: TIP: Tumblr has quietly unveiled @ notifications for users! Tumblr unveiled a basic feature on its platform today that will make many users happy—if they notice it. Did you know you can type @ to auto-link a username? You can! And as of
Sweat it out. Basic mirror swolefie after shoulders.
alittlebitoflace: no matter where you go, there’s always that one girl who carries the entire drug store in her purse. headache? she has you covered with an advil. unexpected visitor from aunt flow? “what do you need girl? regulars or supers?”
chatsy88: Basically how I fare when I’m doing a presentation. Starting rather impressively only to forget what the hell I’m doing.
giantspacefetus: my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
jollygemma: when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
bixlow: ふんわり by ながれ
whendogsdream: alishalovescats1701: crimsonclad: five-boys-with-accents: Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever. One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still
highlyover-rated: Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
super-sandri:JUST BURY ME IN PAIRINGS WHERE ONE PERSON’S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH HELL AND HARDSHIPS, BUT LOOKS AT THEIR LOVER LIKE THEY’RE THE SUN, HOLDS THEIR LOVER CLOSE LIKE THEY’RE THE WARMEST THING IN THE COLDEST SNOW STORM, AND KISSES THEIR LOVER
catie-does-things: clarksbruce: “ya’ll need jesus” says me, an avid sinner. 2,000 years of church history in a sentence
pussysoupforthesoul: ladyshinga:I used to think the idea of aliens having human zoos was horrifying but honestly if a bunch of aliens want to watch me sit and watch Netflix all day in a cozy little environment where I don’t have to pay for rent
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laughingtillweredead:bring-me-the-batmobile:the-perks-of-being-a-healthblr:thelastgreatkings: this is important Warning signs of depression (generally) in order of appearance Oh no. I have all those. Great
americanhighwayflower: Eddie Vedder at the Singles party is basically my aesthetic
a story of friendship
221btimelordette: I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
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notabadday: googlearths: if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
hairychikubi: affection is dumb and gross drown me in it
la-di-da-de: sherolcks: dating me would involve: bed all day netflix pizza coffee sexy time kissing tv shows And a whole lotta cuddles.
princesslibrarian: you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
ohshititsgreg: If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
maliciousmelons: “talk dirty to me”
prolusion: you’re adorable fuck me against a wall
queer-punk: kiss my thighs and tell me i’m a princess
lethalgender: 100% me
Things you SHOULD do when you kiss me:
suckmyvertical: fucking cuddle with me you bitch
we all have that band that we really like but don’t know the names of any of the members
Always.
lulz-time: feed-the-scenesters-to-the-lions: Michael Scott explains “bros before hoes”
basically me on christmas for the last years
This is basically my love life in one sentence.
acupofteaandmore: basically
punlich:When I date someone I steal their body heat and eat their food and nuzzle them a lot basically I’m 100% useless and also a cat
just-shower-thoughts: The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.
