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barduils: barduils: my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™
barduils:what if
barduils: barduils: where are my museum gift shop memes i have to do everything myself around here don’t i
barduils: me online: i want to live in the FOREST i want to COMMUNE WITH THE OLD GODS i want to SLEEP IN THE COOL SOFT DIRT and BE ONE WITH NATURE and PARTAKE IN RITUALISTIC REVELRY WITH THE FAE me when i see a bug irl:
barduils: me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:
barduils: anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with
barduils: r6t0: barduils: barduils: concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse dragon riders are actually just fantasy cowboys you heard it here first H… howdy train your dragon do you just want the password to my blog while
barduils: barduils: barduils: being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s
barduils: barduils: barduils: barduils: i want fangs and the ability to spit venom. ive earned the right. glowing red eyes would also be appreciated
barduils: dykejohnsilver: broke: lupita nyong’o deserves an oscar for her performance in Us (2019) woke: lupita nyong’o deserves TWO oscars for her TWO performances in Us (2019) best actress………… 2!
barduils: *unbuttons my shirt to the mid-chest*
barduils: barduils: being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered
barduils: let’s go girls! *is snatched and carried off by harpies*
barduils: barduils: seeing people react to watching fullmetal alchemist for the first time with no prior exposure to the countless memes made about two specific events in particular to prepare them for what’s coming is an absolute classic that just
barduils: barduils: out of context this line is almost unbearably funny to me and idk why my poor friends & family: will you PLEASE shut up about the lord of the rings and talk about something else for once in your life me, annoying and determined:
barduils: barduils: i wish sleep worked like it does in minecraft *slaps my bed and blacks out for 12 hours*
barduils: im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten
barduils: me scrolling thru the notes on a popular post where the op has deactivated trying to find someone decent to reblog it from
barduils:women in gothic horror be like “i’m just going to wander the freezing halls of this old mansion barefoot in my nightdress until either the ghosts get me or the consumption does”
barduils: im like a religious art piece. grotesque, haunting, full of melodrama and guilt and unsettlingly horny.
barduils: my cat: *gets a claw caught on my sweater* my cat:
barduils:let’s go girls! *is snatched and carried off by harpies*
barduils: “daydreaming about being a youtube video essayist/guest star on a talk show presenting and discussing your niche interests and opinions” moodboard
barduils: woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much* me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol
barduils: im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”
barduils: barduils: barduils: owning a cat makes you immune to demons evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously* me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3 me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen
barduils: barduils: whats god to a feral woman y'all out here drinking your galaxy brain juice today i see
barduils: every tumblr user moodboard
barduils: barduils: adults in fandom spaces. (some of whom have kids of their own): *use their relative power to belittle, bully and abuse the kids they share those spaces with* those same adults: why do all these whiny little brats hate us so much?
barduils:due to personal reasons i will be faking my death and running away to start a new life under a false identity
barduils:if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE.
barduils: i’m so sick of having a comprehensible form and being perceived i want to look like this
barduils: whiteroserwby: barduils: me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m
barduils: me, pale, tired and sickly-looking from my iron deficiency and general exhaustion as a result of chronic lack of sleep: the victorians would’ve loved me
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barduils: barduils: spn-transformers-fangirl: barduils: condemned/forbidden area or building: *is rumored to be haunted/a place where supernatural or otherwise unexplained events have occured* me: Bring it the fuck on
barduils: women in gothic horror be like “i’m just going to wander the freezing halls of this old mansion barefoot in my nightdress until either the ghosts get me or the consumption does”
barduils:i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.
barduils: barduils: i KNOW night vale is just a fictional town that exists in our collective imaginations but if you listen to enough episodes it’s literally impossible not to feel like coming home after a long day and THAT’S the power of immersive
barduils: scar did nothing wrong, he was just trying to bring war criminals to justice years ahead of the curve
barduils:is there any sight in the world more healing than the that of a cat trotting daintily towards you
barduils: cishets: pride is for everyone!!1! stop gatekeeping!! :’( us lgbts:
barduils: barduils: it fucks me up so much that every day for like 7 years i’d travel an hour on the bus to school, study for 6 hours with only a 45-minute break at lunch, attend 2 extra-curriculars afterwards, travel home again, do my homework, meet
barduils: barduils: so many things about tolkien’s mythos are just unintentionally hilarious to me but absolutely nothing beats the fact that elves are canonically such drama queens that they can literally waste away and die if they experience a strong
