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thejinglegatsby: moosekingofhell: and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut. but!!!!! this is so important!!!! this is such a potent metaphor for how much bad things are glamorized in our society like eating disorders or self harm and so you
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More porn! Not a bad way to start out, eh? >dat anatomy I think that’s all that needs to be said on this one. Concept was good; tease Derpy with a puffy muffin and she’ll eat your muffin to obtain said non-metaphorical baked good. I’m
im-just-bad-at-metaphors: magicalkingdomofdisney: itsthefangirlwholived: brookeeverdeen: when you get your period at school Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know Make one wrong move and then the blood will show Let it flow, let it flow, can’t
tariqah: If in general the theme of the narrative you’re writing is “racism is bad” and you’re writing it using metaphors and allegories to fictional races and shit where people in question really have a legitimate fear of other entities then
captainlitebrite replied to your post: captainlitebrite replied to your post:… the problem is that he didn’t get enough socialization as a puppy and now he has bad doggie manners I’m going to cry this metaphor is so great I just want to
parkdaleart: Another day, another patreon request. I know what you’re thinking: I’m on the internet and I have found some futa porn. But this is actually a sophisticated metaphoric artwork depicting how badly entry level workers are getting fucked
im-just-bad-at-metaphors: elsasexual: Ready? Elsa and her adorably dorky lopsided grin. How I love her.
I dream of an evil place, my own utopia, read more because long where everyone understands the crop circles in my brain. These aliens are too well known. Since before I could remember their absence, they have been there. And the circles are always the
graffeti: thejinglegatsby: moosekingofhell: and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut. but!!!!! this is so important!!!! this is such a potent metaphor for how much bad things are glamorized in our society like eating disorders or self harm
throh: falloutnewvegans: australian-government: john green have had enough of your shit please it’s a metaphor. you give the bad writer a movie contract but you don’t let him screen it.
hoe-for-the-goat: bappybits: Based off a real conversation I had with a friend Hnnnng i see the canines and my metaphorical dick makes the bad decisions for me.
yourbadgrrl: Mmm! But make sure Rose learns to share more, Sir…;D docporno: ~bad grrl smut 190~ a metaphor for my digital interactions with ybg and rosa…
kuueater: I feel so bad for the actor who played the cigarette metaphor dude. He was just doing his job and he is now a symbol of stupid bullshit.
