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ceronero: i want there to be an episode of steven universe where theres some reason the gems can’t stop singing. like they are forced to sing every word. and amethyst is really bad and pearl is really elegant like soft opera music and garnet opens
kangaya: kangaya: imagine slightly older steven going on more dangerous missions with the gems and they all accidentally get their bodies badly injured and near the end he’s just trying to escape with his arms full of gemstones i drew it
She played it cool but I bet Pearl was ecstatic that Steven was interested in learning swordplay. Look how happy she is trying to teach him the basics
opalisagoddess: artemispanthar: asamiandtoomanymuses: I really hope in An Indirect Kiss they aren’t all chill about Amethyst’s gem cracking like they were with Pearl getting stabbed and it being so bad she had to give up her physical form for
gemslashstashcache: opalisagoddess: artemispanthar: asamiandtoomanymuses: I really hope in An Indirect Kiss they aren’t all chill about Amethyst’s gem cracking like they were with Pearl getting stabbed and it being so bad she had to give up her
robooboe: opalisagoddess: artemispanthar: asamiandtoomanymuses: I really hope in An Indirect Kiss they aren’t all chill about Amethyst’s gem cracking like they were with Pearl getting stabbed and it being so bad she had to give up her physical
Waaaait, if the mirror in “Mirror Gem” is bad/cursed, then maybe that’s what that one clip with Pearl fighting someone who’s using her spear (presumably a copy of herself) is from. Also possible that one with Amethyst all stretched
8bit-ace: headcanon dictates that particularly bad wounds look like geodes before they poof back to their gems. they don’t bleed, they geode.
punkheart11: I’ve been having some really bad art block lately so here’s something I drew yesterday. I might do the other gems if I can’t think of anything else. Plus school started and I haven’t had time to think of any new ideas. Meh
Y'know, CNShop.com, I’d probably buy another one of your expensive phonecases if you made one with Pearl in her current outfit on it. Just sayin’
OK but like waaay back in March I was trying to draw a Pearl and Zazu comparison but I abandoned it but I still have the sketch at first I was just drawing it because I like Pearl and I like Zazu but it occured to me just how much they can in common
gemslashstashcache: mechandra: Garnet was worried, too. She really was though…like when Amethyst’s gem cracked further near the fountain she did that wincing breathing between the teeth thing in like a “this is bad we need to hurry” kind of
joyribbon replied to your post: anonymous asked:Wow, looks like H… i didn’t think house guest was even that bad tbh?? i feel like a lot of the hate for it stemmed from it being right after mirror/ocean gem which was super good. house guest
rhinocio: The gem pulse is just like Rose’s, but the heartbeat is all Steven. Both are comforting on a bad night.If you really want to hate yourself listen to this.
chekhovandowl: Garnet can see the future, and the future is full of messes and fake baby wrestling.
imsoviral: guess who is gonna try and do all the gems travelling?? I feel bad for Garnet because I usually make her wear what I wear and I have a very very very terrible fashion sense. Also love letters crushed me, but I still believe!! LET’S HOPE
willowescapee: we are the Kiwi-stal Gems!alright, I get it, it was a bad pun, I’m leaving now
cldrawsthings: I imagine fireworks are actually really bad for gems like Pearl who’s experienced warfare (especially since she’s nervous by nature already)Ok this comic isn’t really funny with that context but there you goHappy Fireworks Day!
vanefox: The gems all cosplay each other! I’d do a background but I’m so bad at them. A few days of work. :’) Colour study.
blacktiepearl: I think this episode is strong proof that all of those “rose created steven as a weapon/some other bad reason” are wrong because rose talks about how all gems are created with a purpose and that they know exactly what they’re supposed
Q: what would your gem weapon be? Deedee: A healing blanket, because she’s a mom and has that maternal drive Michaela: The power of a bad joke Shelby: The power to read minds
sellyourseconds: Whatever I take it back, no days aren’t so bad…when you find gems like this
sometransgal: sometransgal: You know bad dragon warehouses are really gonna disappoint a hopeful post-apocalypse scavenger looking for food or tools. Bringing back this gem
maggins: Sometimes, if our bodies are badly damaged, we release our physical forms and retreat to our gems to regenerate.
fuwa-fuwa-gem: Different angles from Mink’s bad end from DRAMAtical Murder re:connect Summer Side Stories
fuwa-fuwa-gem: Different angles for Koujaku’s bad end from DRAMAtical Murder re:connect Summer Side Stories
controlled-khaos: fujicucumber: castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: Please spread this gem like wildfire. When people talk about my thighs I tell them I want them strong enough to crush my enemies skulls …but who said big thighs were a bad thing?
jenn-oddballpunk: shitty-car-mods-daily:Found this gem. via Shitty_Car_Mods XD Hmm. @aerylon Too bad that’s not on a certain red Contach Lambo with an Auto badge. *winkies*
willowescapee: we are the Kiwi-stal Gems! alright, I get it, it was a bad pun, I’m leaving now
ninjaspiderjuurouta: tooiconic: cheetothecat: pr1nceshawn: Bad Cats. OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS Stanley is so chaotic I love him GEM’S FRIGGIN FACE LMAO
magicschoolbuzzed: lapsuli: Can’t wait till Lapis ends up in the visor of shame :,) Bad and naughty gems get put in the visor of shame to atone for their sins
sirladystein: willowescapee: we are the Kiwi-stal Gems!alright, I get it, it was a bad pun, I’m leaving now Im literally screaming
@gwencs
natvanlis: Okay, so for today’s Throwback Thursday I was unable to find a picture of me with my bad Rogue (from Xmen) hair (I’ll have to dig around my parent’s house when I see them tomorrow) BUT I did find this gem. MY VERY FIRST SELFIE CIRCA
pakihoe: ive been having a pretty bad week lately and idk if its still #reclaimthebindi week but i wanned to post these to show the appropriators who the real gems are
Something Almost Nice, Doused in Horror
phantomrose96: oak23: arachnocomrnunism: SU episode idea: the gems feel bad about how much of a financial drain they are on greg and all try to get jobs They solve their problems by selling off Amethyst’s junk which turns out to be mega ultra rare
shingworks: Forehead gem bros~ I want them to be friends so bad tbh!!!!! I’ma put the hirez up on my Patreon in a bit~
fruitbeetle: bad and overly confident gems
egomatter: layover gems (feat. bad pearl) drawn during a five hour layover while nursing a cup of melting frozen yogurt in the o’hare food court
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poetofthepiano: gem-science: chefpyro: Peridot FM Elevator music doesn’t sound so bad now, does it, Steven? [youtube] Holy shit I’m still laughing. Also that edit at the end where the music was sort of muted, it’s great!
fakesuepisodes: Absentee BirthdaySteven feels bad that Lapis and Peridot never got to participate in his birthday party for the Crystal Gems and decides to throw a make-up party for them. Garnet thinks this is a great idea, but Pearl complains that there
candyskiller: LAZULI THE HIDEOUS NEW GEM with some extra BBQ sauce.seriously the entire “Barn Mates” episode reminded me Zim and Tak so bad.Lapis Lazuli and Peridot © Steven Universe, Rebecca SugarTak and Zim © Invader Zim, Johnen Vazquez.
dinklebop-manjensen: i think they’re just way older than the rest of the gems and that’s why they decided to make them both monochrome and robotic. but if she was meant to be pink’s that’s not necesarily a bad thing, i don’t get why people
playeronecontroller: CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GEMS APPARENTLY ATTEMPTED TO ASSEMBLE FURNITURE WHILE STEVEN WAS OUTAND ARE REALLY BAD AT IT
jelly-skelly: HIGH FIVING WITH YOUR GEMS IS A BAD IDEAbonus:
bigxbad: Looking through my phone, i found this lil gem. It had to have been taken like a year ago. My head was still shaved back then. Hmm. Maybe this bare butt thing won’t be so bad. My bum was kinda cute here i think. And this was from last year.
![poetofthepiano: gem-science: chefpyro: Peridot FM Elevator music doesn’t sound so bad now, does it, Steven? [youtube] Holy shit I’m still laughing. Also that edit at the end where the music was sort of muted, it’s great!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_e9c09d9afb35_128.png){kind=avatar}
