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Aziraphale and Crowley got drunk-married once in Vegas.
halcyon1796:Ummm.. Aziraphale’s cheek..
aziraphale-san: i went to target and
aziraphale:if you are scandalized at the thought of children seeing thisbut are fine with children seeing thisyou are simply homophobic. it absolutely does not matter whether you yourself are lgbt or not, in parroting the exact rhetoric that has been
:Aziraphale: you shouldn’t be using a strawCrowley: I know it’s bad for the environment or whateverAziraphale: no, it just a weird way to eat lasagna
some-good-fucking-omens:Aziraphale during the church scene:.. what is that lovely American phrase??? Played for suckers :)Nazis: allow me introduce you to Fraulein Greta Kleinschmidt!Aziraphale:
misplaced-my-notes:When Crowley told Aziraphale he changed his name, Aziraphale was a little smart-ass and started firing off guesses.One of them was “Asmodeus.”The demon that represents Lust.Aziraphale was out there, watching Jesus getting nailed
sufferingcity: ineffablequotes: Crowley, teaching Aziraphale to drive: Okay, so you’re driving and Gabriel and Michael walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit? Aziraphale: Oh definitely Gabriel Crowley, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.
lesbianomens: lesbianomens: love how aziraphale can only admit he and crowley are friends when he’s otherwise lying, and by “love” i mean “am in pain constantly due to” so there are two main points where aziraphale talks about their friendship
misplaced-my-notes:Crowley: *does something unreasonable*Aziraphale: My dear boy—Crowley: Girl.Aziraphale: Hmm?Crowley: I’m feeling feminine today.Aziraphale: Ah. So sorry.Aziraphale: My dear lady—
purple-bees:Aziraphale: Someone ate all of my powdered donuts! Crowley, do you know who-Aziraphale:Aziraphale: Crowley dear, what’s on your shirt?Crowley, his shirt covered in white donut powder: Cocaine.
dumbass-bitch-disease: notjustamumj: agnes-nutter-witch: wheeloffortune-design: wheeloffortune-design: Headcanon that Crowley slept a century in Aziraphale’s bed. Aziraphale didn’t notice because he just never goes into his own bedroom. No but
c4tluvr536:Crowley: Didn’t you have a flaming sword?Aziraphale: Um..Crowley: You did! It was flaming like anything, what happened to it? Lost it already, have you?Aziraphale: Gave it away..Crowley: Aziraphale: I GAVE IT AWAYCrowley:
commodorecliche:i can’t believe we see crowley step towards aziraphale and aziraphale extend his wing to protect crowley from the rain at the same moment we see adam take eve’s hand in the distance i just
aziraphale-is-ace: ratliker1917: weird how they call it “the british museum” yet practically none of the items on display are british or have any justifiable reason to be in britain
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems
captainlordauditor: captainlordauditor: tired: Aziraphale isn’t gay because he’s nonbinary wired: Aziraphale IS gay because he’s still living in the 19th century and sees gender and sexuality as inextricably tied together inspired: Aziraphale doesn’t
florence-ghoul:We’ve all agreed that Aziraphale dresses to broadcast a friendly appearance. But I’m here to argue that’s only a secondary reason for the colors he chooses for his outfits.The more I look at Aziraphale’s outfits, the more I just
lazarusemma:spockgirl:aziraphale and castiel could NOT hang out bc aziraphale is a snob and cas knows fucking nothing about high culture spends all his time with two guys who definitely made him watch south park and has never been to a nicer restaurant
Aziraphale demanding that Crowley stop the apocalypse is just Weaponized Service Topping
Good luck making me ever shut up about The Jacket Moment, btw
perpetuallycaffeinated:Good luck making me ever shut up about The Jacket Moment, btw Next day Reblog
dykeiel: the script book says that between 1862 (the first time crowley asks aziraphale for holy water) and 1941 (nazi church) aziraphale and crowley didn’t speak at all which not only means that crowley sleeping for nearly a century is still canon
doodlemeimpressed:do you think the angels get like a notification on their phones when aziraphale does a miracle like ‘beep beep aziraphale just miracled marshmallows into his cocoa’ and gabriel’s just like “ah fuck this is the 235th notification
juicysprout: cant get over how the literal canon is that aziraphale and crowley broke up and so to cope crowley just SLEPT for a fucking century while aziraphale put on his sluttiest boots, joined a discreet gentlemans club, and learned a dance that
assiraphales: assiraphales: the only time crowley & aziraphale tried to venture to america was in 1912 but they never made it aziraphale, sitting on a chunk of ice: you said it was UNSINKABLE crowley: well obviously i was wrong WASN’T I?
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: thebibliosphere: theartistichuman: Okay I saw a post were it said “Aziraphale uses Anthony when he wants Crowley to soften up” and I raise you Aziraphale using “Anthony” when Crowley’s in deep shit. Crowley: *does
363984: Anathema: hey Aziraphale, I’ve been meaning to ask you, what’s with that pocket on your shirt?Aziraphale: oh, Crowley is in here. *opens pocket* Say hi Crowley. Crowley in snake form: *hisses*
nostalgiaultra: Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
poplitealqueen: bold-sartorial-statement: poplitealqueen: Crowley and Aziraphale are top tier contenders for Best OTP to Make 5+1 Fic for. “Five Millenia That Crowley Pined For Aziraphale, and One When He Didn’t Have To” boom. See? Would you
crowley-x-aziraphale: dykeiel: marionthegeek: thegoodomensdumpster: dykeiel: dykeiel: ok is it just me or….. is never gonna give you up……. a really ineffable husbands song hello????? hello??!!!???!??! HC that Crowley rickrolls Aziraphale
generalarmitagehux: Gabriel, holding Aziraphale in the air: Stinky Crowley: No! Gabriel, swinging Aziraphale back and forth: Stinky bastard angelCrowley: No!!!!!!!Metatron: Naughty boy. Brat angel.Crowley: NOOOOOOOOO!
throesofincreasingwonder:Aziraphale: *gets up from the table at a restaurant*Crowley: Aren’t you forgetting something?Aziraphale: *hesitates, then kisses him on the forehead*Crowley, sputtering: No, Pay the bill! Who raised you?
incorrect-good-omens-quotes: Crowley: Look, Aziraphale. I don’t have a lot of personal life experience. But if I have learned anything from my Sims family…Aziraphale: (looks into the camera like he’s on The Office)
tenoko1:Crowley: *aggressively banging phone against the desk*Aziraphale: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk??Crowley:Aziraphale:Crowley: I don’t know the right answer to that question…
misplaced-my-notes:Crowley, holding Aziraphale’s hand: Does he like me?Crowley, in bed with Aziraphale: This is probably platonic spooning.Crowley, accepting Aziraphale’s engagement ring: But,, like,,, does he like-like me?Crowley, being dipped back
norbury:Crowley can laugh all he wants about aziraphale going over the top with the bike but the fact that crowley made hamlet arguably the most successful play of all time simply because aziraphale gave him one tender look is very Oh Lord Heal This Play
goodomensbutwrong:Aziraphale: [Sneezes]Crowley, chilling out on top of one of the bookshelves as a snake: Bless you.Aziraphale: God?!
ace-trainer-risu: I like the idea of Crowley dramatically confessing he’s in love with Aziraphale post-near-Armageddon and Aziraphale in sheer confusion is like “I? Know? I love you too? Surely this has been established already? The oyster place
memeclassheroes:
:sensicalabsurdities::::aziraphale & crowley, in heaven/hell, during a meeting, wishing they were on earth with each other:gabriel: then we told them we were looking for pornography. and they believed us!angels: lmfao humans are so stupid aziraphale,
armageddidnt:The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a coupleAka the three (3) times Aziraphale and Crowley failed to correct them
tio-trile: If you think about it, we hate Gabriel because we all identify with Aziraphale, but in reality, objectively he’s just that annoying, but normal and “just-doing-his-job” boss. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is objectively a terrible
senseofenterprise:
azirafuck: kept thinking abt how a lot of good omens posters show crowley with a wine glass and aziraphale with a teacup and they really try to show the good boi bad boi vibe but the truth is crowley’s drinking juice and aziraphale’s drinking vodka
:Aziraphale: you want to go upstairs?Crowley: sureAziraphale: do you have protection?Crowley: *voice cracking* who’s up there??
coffeenonsense:Aziraphale: i gave away my flaming sword but it’s fine it’ll be fine Aziraphale:
ethereal-not-occult: leeshajoy: wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale A-Seraph-El Seraph= “the burning one” -el = of God, of Power The fire of God, the One who burns for God, the burning power Aziraphale doesn’t have a flaming sword, Aziraphale IS
unjmportant: snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me) snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)
thegoodomensdumpster: gayforgoodomens: wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale and Crowley get married. Aziraphale takes Crowley’s name (Aziraphale Z. Fell-Crowley). Now when people summon the demon Crowley, it also applies to him… (at the same time?
elven-child:re: Aziraphale only having two moods, “go big” and “go home”:Aziraphale on Friday: There is no our side, Crowley, not anymore! It’s over.Aziraphale 24 hours later: staying at Crowley’s flat overnight, ready
william-snekspeare: whatsallthisnow: squishfrog: My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals What the hell kind of cow is that? Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend
neil-gaiman:You waited. And here we see Crowley and Aziraphale, inside the bookshop talking to… well, that would be telling. Welcome to Season 2. This time it’s ineffable.
aziraphale:im obsessed with the absolute hostility of 1970s architecture. when else have the wealthy desired houses that so actively and relentlessly tried to kill them
aziraphale-is-a-cat:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)I can never ever
