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drunkenlamppost: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: Danny is out of control maybe if you all ate less avocado toast you could buy wireless printers on a whim too
pharmedup: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: siderealsandman: imploder: parlezvousladybug: buffythevampiregayer: criminaljustish: theblackmillennial: destinyrush: We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds,
food-porn-diary: I made deviled eggs with a garden pea and avocado mash, watercress and aragula garnish on mediterranean tomato bread. [OC][1080x759]
mariopowertennis: avocado-slice:the-eagle-atarian: http://www.starfox-horizons.com/NINTENDO DON’T BE PLAYING Didn’t Kamiya said that if he had to make a game based on a Nintendo franchise it would be StarFox?
not-a-carrot: imathers: themightyglamazon: jumpingjacktrash: oh my god. let me share a memory with y’all. it’s from i guess 1978 or thereabouts. it’s high summer. i don’t remember where my mom was driving me, in our avocado green chevette,
qvarantine:avocado-slice:ltcol-kilgore:4chanhas proper spoiler boxes for text and spoiler shields for imageshas webm supportdeletes child porndeletes doxes tumblrdoes none of these things4chan• Hunted down and called the police on pedophiles, murderers,
thickordie: Good Morning…On My Early Morning Juice Game. Bout 2 Put Together….2 Avocados 4 Cucumbers. Kale, Romaine, And Dice it With Herbs Seasonings.. Oh And Pop 4,Of Dr. Sebi Testo Capsules..😂😂😂… And Down It With Fiji Water..The morning
suck-err: riverplants: foods dangerous to dogs: avocadoes alcohol raw bread dough caffeine chocolate grapes and raisins onions and garlic macadamia nuts raw salmon xylitol (artificial sweeteners) if you have a dog please reblog this You don’t need
nom-food: Mexican grilled salmon salad with avocado greek yogurt ranch dressing
foodffs: Crispy Smashed Potatoes with Avocado Garlic Aioli Really nice recipes. Every hour.
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copperbadge: pidgeling: copperbadge: I’ve coined a new term for the gallows humor that my generation indulges in because we have an overheating planet, a dim political future, a crushing economy, and a real avocado toast problem: Millennihilism It
leviathan-supersystem:oh so i guess millennial children are too busy eating avocado toast to enjoy a nice hearty detergent pod
dubstep-cheese: pileofbutts: The fuck I wouldn’t I would if I hadn’t used all my flash drives downloading avocado toast.
vegan-yums: Avocado Eggrolls Recipe :: Vegan rolls / Recipe
I wish I could eat avocados every day.
gastrogirl: eggs benedict on homemade english muffins. One of the best things I ever ate was a California Eggs Benedict. It was eggs, a homemade veggie burger, and an English muffin with avocado and peppers on top :3
I’m pretty sure I ate no animal products minus sugar while in Boston. It was delicious. My friend made us a 3249 course meal on Saturday night We had vegan Chinese food-I had Chinese-style hot and sour soup and ~seafood-as well as an avocado
canuckasfuck: gastrogirl: vegan avocado alfredo pasta. Can someone PLEASE find me the recipe for this? Click on the image! It’s broken down in the blog post it’s linked to :) Also om nom nom I wonder if Jessie will make this with me
gastrogirl: vegan sweet potato veggie burger with avocado.
el grande avocados.
legendofsherlock: coolinternetgang: y r white ppl obsessed with avocados idk wat ur talking about.
bitterglitterqueer: THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS
hungryhungryhuman: avocado hummus dip and sea salt pita chips {recipe}
happy-avocado: aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear: kushdrinker: have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage WTF!?!
wholove: I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.
edifying: dramaddict: one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas It is Avocado’s number
generalleiaa: borderlineanakin: cynical-avocado: borderlineanakin: padmé amidala didnt die for you to ship her grandkids together While i dont exactly ship Reylo, I’m still holding out hope that Rey is a Palpatine and not a Skywalker padme amidala
I have hope or I am nothing
yoonse0k: officialkinghenryviii: princessqueer: theblackpoolmenace-senpai: dramaddict: one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke one might even call it avocado’s number NO. @fightmejoonie
eissibee:Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados
disparition: and when Persephone was in the underworld she ate just one bite of avocado toast and so, from thence forth, was cursed to never own a home
pietriarchy:I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world
shorthistorian: duchessofostergotlands: bookgeekroyalist: Prince William was given an avocado for his wife Kate by a schoolboy today. His mum suffering from severe sickness too My favourite thing about this is that he doesn’t know the story behind
skookumthesamoyed: avocados-and-avocadonts: florianesque: thebestoftumbling: big doggo afraid of tiny poof ball he must be careful not to hurt the smol meows why he scream HALP TINY MOVING FEATHER IS MAKING SOUNDS!!
blessed-but-distressed: avocados-and-evergreens: who wants to move to a remote coastal village in europe with me where it rains a lot and it’s always windy and everything is green and we can go for walks along the cliffs in the morning and then come
poehlaris: pidgeling: copperbadge: I’ve coined a new term for the gallows humor that my generation indulges in because we have an overheating planet, a dim political future, a crushing economy, and a real avocado toast problem: Millennihilism It
wholove:I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.
fakehistory:Sad White Woman Finds Last Avocado in America (2019, colorized)
pietriarchy: I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world
meladoodle: bewbin: meladoodle: i could eat a whole avocado right now avocadon’t avocago away
chrisketmorocco: Plate an Avocado in 1 Minute | Test Kitchen Talks
awed-frog: Okay but imagine you’re a tiny lizard living your humble & scaly life well hidden inside tomato leaves and then one day God starts leaving hills of brownies and avocado toasts three times the size of your head right by your front door.
goodmorning-avocado:Hey now 🍋
veganhealing: sean3116: balancingtheuniverse: Day 22- 10/18: The Girl with the Avocado Tattoo I went to the Liberal Arts advising office today and one of the girls at the front desk had this tattoo and we had a very nice conversation about tattoos
foodffs: Bacon Wrapped Avocado Fries Really nice recipes. Every hour. here I got you this bouquet
alt-j: lygophilia: alt-j: jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face
moves-like-turner: pantone2955c: eat-at-eriks: haus-of-ill-repute: Frog on Glass If I fits I sits. Reblogging for that comment at first I was like “what kind of whacky-ass avocado is this”
fuckyeahkensugimori: avocado-slice: Ken Sugimori released an artbook. Repeat. Ken Sugimori released an artbook. This is not a delayed April’s fools joke, Ken Sugimori released an artbook. It’s only ￥1,998 on Amazon JP. About time!
the-best-dang-avocado: sixpenceee: The age detection app was used on a photo of an abandoned house.
morphographic: I don’t even like avocado but this is probably the best thing I’ve ever made // quote from a Halsey tweet @veganhealing
great grilled sandwich pesto/goatcheese/avocado/ricotta/spinach I most definitely do not ever reblog food, but wow. Just take it in, and wow.
foodffs: Caprese Grilled Cheese with Avocado and BaconFollow for recipesIs this how you roll?
foodffs:CHICKEN AVOCADO CAPRESE SALAD Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
verticalfood: Bacon Egg and Avocado Breakfast Sandwich
notanotherhealthyfoodblog: smoky sweet potato burgers with roasted garlic cream and avocado. click here for recipe
crabby-cakess: GIANT AVOCADO ATTACKS THE GULF COAST!
piecesinprogress: These are some of my favorite desserts but redone in a healthier way! Many of them use lighter ingredients like bananas and other fresh fruit, avocado and nut whole grains to lower calories and fat while adding nutritional value and
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