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“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden shower from me.”
“Is that Claire-de-la-Lune I taste?”
“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”
“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”
“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s letters.”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to get to know you.”
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why there are people like me.”
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen did.â€
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.â€
“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.â€
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore to store all the reasons why I love you.â€
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.â€
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh, it’s okay… Have some vintage season three mind palace crack to make it all better.
Poor Perry. First the panda and now this…Okay, this one’s totally self-indulgent and I apologize. I just finished watching Phineas and Ferb in its entirety not long ago and I have a lot of Doofenshmirtz feels. I swear the self-insert wasn’t
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rainbow-flyer: Just in time for Futa Friday, it seems! I dunno why, but it seems like Martin’s mom would totally have pierced nips. I love this character as a futa (Claire Augustus).
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love this! so hot!the character is called Claire Augustus, I guess
I’d rather see Claire giving than receiving but she’s always good to see.
stillmeaneveryword: I do, Augustus. I do.
typewriter-69: Nuestros queridos héroes literarios:Augustus Waters: “La gente se acostumbra a labelleza. Pues yo todavía no me he acostumbrado a ti.”Charlie Kelmeckis: “Aceptamos el amor que creemos merecer.”Christian Grey: “Quiero perseguir
usnatarchives: Hanging in the Pennsylvania Avenue entrance lobby of the National Archives Building in Washington, DC, is a small plaque with the names of four men:Ralph Leroy Dewsnup, Charles Edward Lewis, Julius Mayers and Augustus Julius Siko.These
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fishingboatproceeds: And so it begins! #nightbeforeourstars #tfios Omyglob this is me being the bookworm freak now…I fucking enjoyed the movie all through out and Augustus is just omygoshicanteven and …and….I’m gonna cry to
Detail of the veiled angel of death, from Honor Roll Monument in Prospect Park, Augustus Lukeman.
neitherheavenorhell: “Augustus Waters,” I said, looking up at him, thinking that you cannot kiss anyone in the Anne Frank House, and then thinking that Anne Frank, after all, kissed someone in the Anne Frank House, and that she would probably
Lookie here what I just saw
Does anybody else think Shawn Mendes could be Augustus Waters???
jackandia: Augustus Waters????
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