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“I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I’m under the table,after four I’m under my host.” ~ Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
coat: atstarbucks: Los Angeles, New York City, Cardiff, Bangalore — At any Starbucks in any country in the world, real-life connection is happening not only across the table over coffee, but across the counter right when you walk in. One time I walked
hazedhowell: saywhatjessie: Guys. My dudes. You have no idea how satisfying it is to be the only girl at a table with five dudes who are all hitting on the waitress and you’re the one who gets her number GOD bless
ineedmorethanyou: I had been making eyes with the guy at the next table through the whole meal. My husband told me it would be fun if I went over and teased him a bit. I did a little more than tease him…
colorslashmotion: colorslashmotion: So, you know, I thought it would be cute to do the whole ‘I’m in the kitchen, ready, just waiting for the next amazing person to walk into my life and sit down at my table’ thing, but on second thought I feel
comecticut: ericapuff: today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”) and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air like you
Practicing arcs in animation with lord dominator. Still finding out stuff for clip studio, though it feels strange with the light table on. Guess I’ll consider this as a pencil test. Did not intend the boob grab at the end though. Boy, I’m tired,
cutyvie: New Etsy item in my shop! Valentines Day I Love Caged Cocks Key Chain. The three pieces are fixed, perfect for carrying that key in your pocket or purse. Embarrass him by leaving it on the table at the coffee shop. Let him squirm when someone
hollysadventure: A few more from today’s outfit A cheeky flash under the table at a pub As you can see I’ve still got the white panties I sold on But only just as not much longer after these photos were taken I got up and went to the toilet
noirsongbird: lucatiel: lucatiel: What if Junkenstein is actually just Soldier, Ana, Hanzo, and McCree sitting at a table doing some DnD session or smth Reinhardt is the DM The reason there’s more characters this year (Symm in the main story,
KICKSTARTER | West Coast Hip Hop A History In Pictures – Michael Miller We want to print Michael’s book as a lovely 9x12 coffee table art book. Your help can make this possible! Michael Miller was the man at the right time when the west coast
imagine us sitting at the beach, we have gone on vacation to try and rekindle our love. i reach over to take your hand. you jam a knife through it, pinning my hand to the table. all of my screams have left me. it is the most contact we have had with one
fergaldevittsprincess: rwfan11: fergaldevittsprincess: melzabelza: what is this from? It’s from an old Kmart/WWE commercial. The mom bought the Randy Orton action figure and wanted him on the table at dinner time!! …LOL! that dude was reaching
pringlesaremydivision: misa-nthropy: dornanshades: Nick Bateman and his dog Joey ♥ Credit to nickbatemandaily for the gif. purplesadness thelovelypixels Look at this asshole. *pounds table* this is the kind of quality content i expect from this
416porn: I bumped into one of my students at the local bar… it wasn’t long after her hand traced my cock under the table that my cock was in her mouth in the washroom… i can guarantee detention for her all week…
nfloffseason: Tom Brady: A Portrait of Intensity (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images) My brother spent the entirety of our Christmas Eve dinner talking to an imaginary Tom Brady at the head of the table.
Up on the site!This weekend: I will be at SPX, table K7 with the amazing Nechama! If you’re attending, I hope to see you there! (I will have a super limited stock, so grab the goodies while you can!)Some big news: I launched my new ✧ NSFW Patreon
bookpatrol: Browsing through the Archive of the Prague Castle. > Photo by M. Peterka.
Look, daddy. I know you’re a real retard when it comes to technology, but calling me while I’m AT WORK TRYING TO WORK BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GET TO YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT… *throws the table out of the window*For the record, despite him
agirlsguidetoinferiority: “Hello Sir! I hope you had a good day at work! I’ve cleaned the house, as always, and your dinner is on the table! I’m just getting your dessert out of the oven. I hope my appearance is pleasing to you! A girlfriend of
bigdaddysgirl71: yep999: Thought you horny fucks would enjoy this pic of @bigdaddysgirl71 tits at the breakfast table this morning. Made me choke on my cantaloupe. 😜 Gooood morning! Love the way the SundayFunday is starting off!
throesofincreasingwonder:Aziraphale: *gets up from the table at a restaurant*Crowley: Aren’t you forgetting something?Aziraphale: *hesitates, then kisses him on the forehead*Crowley, sputtering: No, Pay the bill! Who raised you?
wetcavediver: Did you ever get on birth control? Not yet, just think your seed may be fertilizing my egg at the dinner table right in front of our parents. While mom is cooking in the kitchen. Lil sis and I are cooking in the back room!! Her pussy
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then
atstarbucks: Los Angeles, New York City, Cardiff, Bangalore — At any Starbucks in any country in the world, real-life connection is happening not only across the table over coffee, but across the counter right when you walk in. I’ve never seen
shortylego: afraiddave: This saw senses when it hits flesh. I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog We have this at my old high school and it literally flies under the table and destroys the saw teeth it’s rad
stellarvisionary: aerialsquid: I was on the balcony over the hotel pool when I noticed this man quietly sitting on a cooler with a fishing rod, his Magikarp haul on the table beside him. He was there for at least ten minutes after I first saw him
daddysbottom: “Ready, dad?” I ask him as I grabbed a couple of beach towel off the table.“Yup, I’m all set!” he replies as he puts on his sunglasses. I look at him, and in the bright sunlight coming from the hotel window, this man looks like
youngtop4dadbottom: horny-dads: Sex @ the Pool horny-dads.tumblr.com Only this once you get to turn the tables… but that daddy ass from the looks of it has been drilled and drilled and penetrated so hard that it has at least learned how to
Know what? I’m tired of people volunteering me for shit I either have no time for or take my time away from what I really want to do. I’ll donate the damn tables but I’m not doing the rummage sale. I’m not getting up at the crack
nehoynehoy14: remember when you used to be real secretive about reading smutty fanfiction and making sure you were the only one in the room and now you read that shit at the dinner table like it’s nothing
wickedpact:i was employing Science™ to try and figure out if joe was doing the manspreading thing at the church dinner table but: the results were inconclusive so have some Joe Sitting gifs. as a treat
totalbottomslut4u: Just leave off the panties so my cage is prominently displayed for all to see then at the reception I’m tied to a table with an open invitation for all the men to pound my boipussy bare long and hard
pyronoid-d: avant-gardevoir: vince-mcmuffin: avant-gardevoir: The advantages of working at target \o/ what ausle do we sell the nut dildos in? FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS TREE *pounding the table and chanting* NUTTPLUG NUTTPLUG NUTTPLUG
saywhatjessie: Guys. My dudes. You have no idea how satisfying it is to be the only girl at a table with five dudes who are all hitting on the waitress and you’re the one who gets her number
