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*is at a comfortable full level and good time to wet* WHEN SUDDENLY! THE PRIMAL OMORASHI FEELINGS IN MY HEAD KICK IN!!“No drink more till you can’t sit still anymore and desperately begging to go pee”…. well I can’t argue with that I guess!
I know I’m grasping at straws here but someone should post vampire omorashi (stories/drawings/prompts/pics w.e)why?.. cause I’m out of omo ideas to fantasize about and I freaking love vampires 🦇
fluffy-omorashi: I got too impatient and wrote at least one scenerio Alright so a character sometimes has night accidents randomly gets sent to summer camp and gets roomed with 4 other campers with assigned bunks (theirs being a top bunk 👀), they
Me at 5am: imma draw witch omo cause yeet…Me hours later: I aM a DaMN FOOL GUYS!!! What witch doesn’t have a hat?!? *sigh* oh well -.-“
the-kittyscarf: imagine your fc who hates peeing outside but had no choice pressing themself right up against the object they’re hiding behind, trying to direct the stream straight down at the ground and keep it slow and quiet even though they were
barricadeponine: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominant
terminallly-chill: LOOK AT HOW HE JUST GAVE UP ON LIFE
trehugger: today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and
danieljlayton: LOOK AT HIS FUCKING GOGGLES THIS IS SO GOOD.
nicolas-px: when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes
steviefuckingnicks: Quick reminder that Stevie Nicks was a waitress and cleaning lady at the age of 26. She was barely scraping by and she wasn’t in college. You don’t need to have everything figured out or your life together when you’re in your
psychofactz: More Facts on Psychofacts :) In your face everyone who has at one time or another thought I was weird for not liking ranch!
slutformisha: un-feuilly-de-papier: un-feuilly-de-papier: What do french people call a really bad thursday? a trajeudi update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
internetkilledmylife: i laugh when im uncomfortable so please don’t get mad at me if i laugh in a serious situation
misscontraption: mitunathehelicaptor: tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation
fishy-the-fish: shixn: i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer I have been laughing hysterically at this for like ten minutes Omg
reifaun: whatever at least I give good head
ceejay2225: vinesnow: If your smoke detector could talk - Vine By Brandon Calvillo(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com) OMG THERES A FIYER
bopeep: me @ my bf: dont look at me..this is bad lighting
certain-risks:rojoninja: catbountry: veganfart: rooshoes: pbkay: generic-porn-blog-name: oppan-gaygar-style: g-puppy: furrydream: loveyiff: absolutsauce: gamefreak2715: YES YES YES Omfg never laughed so hard at memes before. Not gonna lie,
mudkipz9 When you look at a large chance! <:3c
Why do emos wear all black even at night?So they aren’t scene.
dlubes: lgbtlaughs: A PhD candidate claims that a powerful “gay network” is using “messaging apps” to help LGB students cheat exams and gain positions of power in society. In a letter circulating social media Amit Kumar Maurya, a student at
quizillla: *looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess *sees a real boy* i was wrong
trickstarbrave: sometimes you hear the correct pronunciation for something and you just refuse to acknowledge it at all
tigermisu: There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.
sharpayevons: “At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
fuku-shuu: At today’s “Attack on Oyama” event, Isayama was asked “What would another hairstyle for Captain Levi look like?” He answered with “He would keep the undercut but grow out the hair, and then tie it up.” Needless to say,
panicatthetardis-: James bringing a large black dog home, and Lily comes home later and she’s like “hey Sirius” and Sirius walks in the front door and says, “hi” then James looks at Lily and says, “I may have just stolen someone’s dog.”
moosefix: one-million-cats: weedmum: stygianzinogre: crimson–peach: weedmum: When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you Well if
thewordywarlock: tvguts: kataramov: shattered-earth: This.. this is what those new amiibo are implying.. right?? at first I was like “precious canon poly” but that immediately devolved into “the kidnapping and retrieval rituals in each game
gallusrostromegalus: thefrogman: sirfrogsworth: He doesn’t look a day over 129. This is Jonathan the Great Tortoise. He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.)
barakoodra: so uh who else cried at this part did i reblog this already?
nyehridan-artpora: kelpmonger: fuckyeahatheism: A few months ago, this preacher guy (Preacher Tom, for anyone who might have had a similar experience with the guy) came to my campus and started spewing hateful and judgmental things at passers-by.
woodpleaser: when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary
chocosong: <How to Get a Boyfriend> Order a cup of coffee to take-out. Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.” The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that
netlfix: imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall
lustforkickshtx: When you want her juices down ya chin but you have homework due at 11:59…
kalxskirata: tymorrowland: laughbro: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true WHY THIS IS PERFECT
Pole dancing at it’s finest during a 4th of July cookout! Show him a little love people!
zootedboy: if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
lxxse-ends: lxxse-ends: yo ask me for advice about anything. i’m pretty fucking good at it lxxse-ends.tumblr.com/ask come to dr. sam More like cum to Dr.Sam, amirite?
excdus:at least life wants to fuck me
a-little-sway: I was reprimanded by an old lady at the grocery store for wearing this shirt today.
h4lf-bl00dprincess: blackmorgan: comediva: here to defeat his brother Lokitty I literally laughed at this four a good three minutes before Reblogging it
zaymmaliks: *points at ur crotch* are u gonna eat that
scienceshenanigans: cyclopentadiene: Hot damn, look at that sexy transition state.
catastrofries: the-macra: catastrofries: The first season of doctor who is just The Doctor continually being annoyed at the presence of people he kidnapped. “I don’t want you here and I don’t want you here. I’m stuck with you.” Actual picture
deliveryxiao: hella-groot: look at this fucking dork I love this man.
deliveryxiao: frostyninja21: zx-123: The Dark Knight Rises(at a locked 30fps) THE PUN HAS FINALLY BEEN FULFILLED OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD my kind of rising :)
At least its a brunette.
At least he can smile about it. ^_^
unweonllamadodau: tybaar: should probably get up at some point today Am kinda confused…i saw you in another pic with a dick…. ahhahahhaaa
chirotus: eggtrolls: god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink
everlastingrandom:marisatomay:love to purchase items but at what costthe price
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kazucrash:Super Adventure RockmanPublisher: CapcomDeveloper: KouyoushaPlatform: PlayStation, SaturnYear: 1998 well, as geeky as these guys looked, at least they werent named infinity mijinion, or duff mcwhalen the irish-american reploid.
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