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lingrix: “If a person can’t get out of bed, something is making them exhausted. If a student isn’t writing papers, there’s some aspect of the assignment that they can’t do without help. If an employee misses deadlines constantly, something
lingrix: “If a person can’t get out of bed, something is making them exhausted. If a student isn’t writing papers, there’s some aspect of the assignment that they can’t do without help. If an employee misses deadlines constantly, something is
erarg: wakes up and goes to my assigned security guard position standing near a barrel that’s bright red and has a flame printed on it
wasteposts: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: you don’t get to choose your theme song, your theme song is assigned to you by a cruel uncaring fate New ask game. What’s my theme song?
broodingsoul: broodingsoul: You know what I want out of a Buffy reboot? I want a trans slayer. I want someone assigned male at birth but pre-transition to show up with all the slayer abilities and everyone to be like “a boy slayer wtf???!!!” and
jedihighcouncil: jedihighcouncil: How many papers on magneto being right do you think Charles Xavier has had to grade in his career as a teacher a student who was told to make an assignment about something hes passionate about: the bald dumbass himself,
hardstoplucas1: When the teacher don’t assign seats
joshpeck: my assigned tumblr staff incel seeing the word titty on my blog
homestuckorbust: professorsparklepants: imtooticky: My coworkers complain when we can’t assign homework over Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As if somehow this interferes with their ability to teach their classes. My coworkers complain that our Muslim
that-twink-over-there: nocturan: nocountryforlesbians: assigned goth at birth (Not so) Fun fact: conservatives believe that this was a subliminal message from satanists foreboding the takeover of “good ‘ol ‘merican values” and that witches everywhere
flavoracle: adhd-community: adhd-community: adhd-deluxe: 2 months ago I got an assignment on ADHD in Psychology. It’s due tomorrow and I have written one paragraph… I had to write an email to my professors in my final year asking for an extension
korrasera: deliciouskookaburrabouquet: deliciouskookaburrabouquet: professorsparklepants: thanakite: I wonder if Ozai heard that the Avatar was back and was just like, Shit! Now there’s potential for my son to complete that impossible task I assigned
lizard-entertainmemt: monstermonstre: gender: addams assigned goth at birth
super-metroid:thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021:askpredetor:thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021:I feel like there’s a pit under youtube headquarters that youtubers to be spawn out of and then the staff there assigns them millions of followers because literally
themarginalartist: cloversnotes: cloversnotes: cloversnotes: This is my first coding assignment for my software engineering class that started today. It’s going to be a really good semester. UPDATE: I got my grade back and “100″ Since this post
damnskippies: damnskippies: a█ab assigned [ REDACTED ] at birth @scratchoffticket im sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing anyone has added to this post thank you addfahdufkgsag
funkyness:someone: acabpart of my brain that still works: all cops are bastardspart of my brain that makes me dumb: assigned cop at birth
bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right
flavoracle:four-names: flavoracle: zeusfuckedmymom: “Circe?” “Yes Odysseus?” “Where’s my crew?” One of the things I like about memes is that they give me a good sense of when the different required reading assignments come around these
axiomofhope:queenlua: afloweroutofstone:If there’s one college assignment I had to do which I could force on all college students, it’d be this paper I had to write for a Research Methods class. It was later in the semester, and the professor gave
truestoriesaboutme:bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could
angelsamericana:angelsamericana:dont worry mutuals im not perceiving you as your assigned gender youre all a glowing humanoid light form to me dont even worry about itin my mind you look like this
ghostlyagriculturist: gibbonfan: ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway Uss admiral Hugh something. Sounds
getintherobot:greentrickster:People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles,
rainbowkarolina:rainbowkarolina:my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday………like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymoreCOME THRU PHIL!!!!
pure-innocent-nun: So I’ve already completed like 4 of my classes assignments early because I’m bored af and can’t sleep. What a loser
foodnun: Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners” *gets hot partner*
1d-supreme: assignment due tomorrow
magnezone: don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
WHEN SOMEONE GIVES ME AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT
ha-bibi: ccccomplicated: mondaynightswithcupsofcoffee: This is a sculpture project I recently finished. The assignment was called shelter, so I decided to show how I felt in mine. I took over 1000 pill bottles and relabeled them to say things
packingmybaggins: There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in: Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can’t see.
dutchster: when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week
gnarly: turning in an assignment after an all nighter
castlecasketteer:me when doing assignments
whoopsrobots: College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to
blueboyblogs: thesylverlining: elkian: teen-heat: why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms why do advertisers humanize food products why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their
coffeentrees: Photograph by @paulnicklen for @natgeo and @natgeopristineseas while on assignment in Greenland. Huskies are the engines of the far North. In a town like Qaanaaq, they do not use snowmobiles because they are loud and scare the wildlife
greg-wright: Ho-Oh! Buy Prints Here Doing something Pokemon inspired was the first assignment for a sort of “keep making work over the summer” group I’m participating in with my peers.
unregardless: professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* me:
I really went through 4 years of high school and never got assigned a fake baby to watch and take care of
officialgrandpa: i know theres no assigned seating in college but like….. thats my seat ?? leave u squatter ???
frozen-heart-prince: Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time* The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:
scumfuckus: u ever meet that very specific type of teenage boy where u just think, man, this kid was definitely Assigned Cop At Birth
umpteenthstupidfeelings: gorillateaparty: impolitecanadian: bebe-benzenheimer: newtsckamander: somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades guys this
comandorekinsfm: Marie Rose school assignment Mixtape Gfycat
Cadet special assignment.
zeta-saint: Desk Duty Gfycat | Webm | Non-watermarked .mp4 (Patreon) Back in Switzerland, Cadet Oxton receives her second assignment at HQ. The rookie much prefers a woman’s company, but she’s prepared to show Morrison that her loyalty is absolute.
cafe-anteiku: Not sure if this was part of their assignment! Absolutely love this animation :) Courtesy of CakeofCakes. THANKS FOR INCLUDING AND ANIMATING 2B’S SKIRT *loud sweating*. Headphones on, volume up if you wanna hear 9S’s hand rub against
brass-tacks-time: The reason I assigned you to daddy’s desk 🙌🏼
photographicpornography: i’ve almost finished my university assignments so i decided to celebrate with a topless photo. i’ve always hated my body, but recent events have made me realise that life’s too short & now i’ve taken to taking nudes
asleepylioness: So I had a pretty rough transition into college that triggered my first experiences with anxiety and depression and insecurities and overall difficulty with change. I was in a dorm room by myself and was later assigned a roommate for
woohoowithyou: This morning, I was busy doing an assignment. While I worked on it, He picked out a pair of panties for me to wear today, came in them, and set them aside until I needed to get dressed. Now he’s making me coffee. Mm, good morning indeed…
kittydenied: Have been busy, but found this clip around. Keeping my mouth occupied, but Sir assigned me high and low cocks to alternate between to make sure I couldn’t ignore the plug in my ass. The lower one is mostly there to tease me and thus create
myslutywife: hisslutywife: My assignment for the day was to make myself cum in the tanning bed. @myslutywife - success!! Doing as she was told,fucking awesome!
Task assigned by dd - public pee
2pee4you: ‘HD’ ‘Jeans wetting, bed wetting, re wetting’Oh god, what time is it? I fell asleep! I have to have to have my assignment ready by tomorrow.. I need to get u.. oh my. What is that? I wet the bed. Oh boy. I totally wet myself. I
princess-pastel-panties: I want daddy to give me little homework assignments or chores and tell me I can’t go potty until I’ve finished everything /.\ then I want daddy to distract me so I can’t finish and I get really really desperate and have
