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askthecookies:*Noisecorn noises*what the what XD
askthecookies:Tangy: BBBBB>w<
askthecookies:Tangy: They fire shippy supplies!xD
askthecookies:Tangy: Also, hi!x3
askthecookies: Tangy: … and what’s this Dottie system message? “Low quality render mode engGGAA UUUH GGAGA AGGA UUU” Raspy: Uh. Never seen that one. Seems to work fine on our end. Probably nothing worth worrying. xD Oh dear…
askthecookies: (Not pictured: Moly, who was busy dealing with the fact all her tissue samples had been replaced by candy bars) xD
askthecookies:Dottie.t: Dottie.c says I’m positively punbearable.x3
askthecookies:Tangy: Oh well. Better abandon them early, I guess!xD
askthecookies:Raspberry: …okay… Tangy: Just kidding! Come hug me sis! ♥ Raspberry: Yay! ♥ (Shippy noises off-camera)x3 Congrats to the cookies~! :3
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askthecookies:Sakura: …what are you guys staring at now? o.o…oh dear xD
askthecookies:Raspberry: …what. Tangy: Works surprisingly well for a free app! I might consider getting the paid version and all! Raspberry: … what. Seriously, what.xD
askthecookies:Blunilda: …they taste like raisins.xD!
askthecookies:Sakura: Why? Beluga: I don’t know, because you’re naked in a public place? Sakura: Um. We’re normally naked outside school, too. Beluga: … well but that’s different! Sakura: In fact. Everypony is naked under their clothes! Beluga:
askthecookies:(Special thanks to Saikar for guest writing this one!)^w^
askthecookies:Tangy: …okay. Last time we let Bluh near our cushions. It’s a good thing @doubleclickthepony wanted to donate some to us, I guess!xD
askthecookies:Tangy: They will be useful next time we get some snow! Actual snow this time, I hope.x3
askthecookies:Sakura: Oh, oh! Do I get fancy visor-like goggles? Licorice: O-oh boy. H-here we go.>w<
askthecookies:Licorice: I w-wonder if this f-fits on my b-backpack …xD
askthecookies:Molybdenum: … she WROTE that using her own brainwaves? Cobalt: Can we kill ‘er now? Molybdenum: … Cobalt please. Hold yourself together.…oO;;;
askthecookies:Babby Cookie: *Nommies*xDq
askthecookies:Licorice: … I didn’t w-want this. (Randomly featuring @doubleclickthepony, Terra, and @brainy-twilight because why not.)X3!
askthecookies:Molybdenum: S-stop being s-s-silly! *Hmpf!*x3!
askthecookies:Molybdenum: So, Cranberry here was only being playful. I guess all geniuses are misunderstood, right CB? Riiight? *pets*oO;;
askthecookies:Licorice: H-Hope you like i-it!xD
askthecookies:Molybdenum: My daughter… heh. It still feels odd…owo
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askthecookies:Dottie.c: How can you be so irresponsible, Dottie.t? Dottie.t: Greypie forgot a semicolon in my behavior script, so I can’t parse it. Dottie.c: …xD
askthecookies:Molybdenum: … teee heeeeeh, heh heh h-heh…D’aww hehe~ :3 Cutiepatoot~
askthecookies:Blunilda: It’s a neat spell. Works by channelling the energies that make time stop when you’re kissing your lover!Bluuuuuue~ owo
askthecookies:Molybdenum: She does seem more happy with the hypercubes.x3
Pffft >W<
askthecookies:Sakura: …this IS a dick, right?X3!
askthecookies:Beluga: … no I’m not showing them to you, you perv!x3
askthecookies:Blunilda: CAW CAW CAW>w<
askthecookies:Molybdenum: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMeeps xD
askthecookies:*Nomming noises intensify*xD
askthecookies:*Cawing intensifies*xp
askthecookies:Beluga: Butt status! Touched!X3
askthecookies:lloxie:k-lionheart:befitandchase:sandandglass:John Oliver’s salmon cannon.OMG! I JUST DISCOVERED THE VIDEO!BeautifulAh yes, this classic bit XDxD!
askthecookies:(… as if millions of shippers suddenly squealed out in joy…)X3!
askthecookies:Tangy: No, but seriously, what are you doing here? Where is everypony?X3
askthecookies:( @phantomthorns totally called this one! )D’oh! xp
askthecookies:Licorice: …does t-this count a-as a third of a-an answer?xp
askthecookies:Rosie: …I guess this is still okay, anyway!xD
askthecookies:Beluga: … no I’m not showing it baka I took some creative freedom with it.X3 Dohoho~
askthecookies:Beluga: … *audible SIGH*X3 D’aww~
askthecookies:*RAINBOWS*xD!
askthecookies:(Based on a true story)>w<
askthecookies:Bluh: *Scarving noises*>w<
askthecookies:Tangy: It’s okay, happens all the time, really. Thingy: hi every1 im new!!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is thingarine but u can call me t3h tHInGy oF d00m!!!! lol …xD Oh dear…
askthecookies:Molybdenum: …I m-mean, curiosity is the b-basis of science!x3 D’aww~
wat xD
askthecookies:Perilous: I have even made sketches of my future castle. It’s made of knives. (For another take on the situation, Greylight explained her stance a while ago.)…”Alicorn Princess of Knives”? Not gonna lie, that sounds kinda
askthecookies:Glitter Bloom: …sowwwyyyyy! (;﹏;) Blitter Gloom: Eh, it’s okay. It’s not like we’re getting any work done today anyway.x3
askthecookies:@rainbowfeatherreplies *Rainbow Feather quietly puts the form in the mail slot* x3 D’aww~
askthecookies:Glitter Bloom: Somepony will have to punish all of you for being lewdies ♥X3 Guilty~
askthecookies:Perilous: … are the fanfics good, at least?xD
