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askthecookies: The house is actually stuck to the floor with velcro strips. For reasons. x3!
askthecookies: How does shipping work with brains, anyway? What’s the equivalent to sloppy makeouts? xD
askthecookies: Juicy! x3
askthecookies: I feel honored! Yay! Congrats :B
askthecookies: In the end, Cobalt could only buck half of the guts out of my body. x3!
askthecookies: You also have to watch out for the teantacles. xD!
askthecookies: It was then randomly shipped with some plushies. x3!
askthecookies: By the way, check out my Banana cosplay! Really fruity isn’t it? >w<!
askthecookies: Comic: Cookie Family Party - Part I o___o
askthecookies: In my defense, we don’t get Netflix in here. S'okay, neither have I >>
askthecookies: They are just “:3” all of the time. X3
askthecookies: Fun was had! x3!
askthecookies: Axe-chan turned out to be a tsundere, and ended up making out with me. X3!
askthecookies: Next game I’m shipping a cow and a pig. So we can have ham milk. Or something. xD
askthecookies: Why can’t I hold all these ships. ^w^!
askthecookies: Meow meow meow purr. x3 Cute! :3
askthecookies: She claims it’s high on fiber. It just smells like burnt wood to me. x3
askthecookies: We managed to find some cookies for our new friend in the end. We haven’t managed to get Licorice to move from below the table, though. D'aww x3
askthecookies: NANANANANANANANA TANGYYYYY NANANANANANANANA TANGYYYYY NANANANANANANANA TANGYYYYY NANANANANANANANA TANGYYYYY TANGYYYY TANGYYYYY TANGYYYYY xP
askthecookies: I’m sure nothing wrong can come of this! X3!
askthecookies: I do love some quality family bonding time! XD
askthecookies: Lots of awkward stares now at lunchtime. X3
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Cayenne: And here I thought you were a science cookie~Cobalt: It’s j-just not mah a-area of expertise!Cayenne: Will you install this device on your armor, then?~Cobalt: S-shut up… You two are not helping
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: [Squid noises intensify] Why is this tagged Blunilda when Raspberry is the one talking? Anyway, she raises a very valid point. Raspberry: Actually, I probably made a mistake when writing the tags.
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: Raspberry: … so, do we put the bed inside the fish tank, or outside?Lyme: …what the hay, let’s go with “both” just in case. After what I’ve seen, I don’t think it would be a bad idea.
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: (Random art for a friend who is having a bit of a bad hair day!) “Your friend’s cutie, Cayenne. Can we see her once you get her cleaned up?” Ohsnap!
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: Sakura: Are you sure it’s okay to talk about porn in public? Licorice: C-Cayenne is our s-sister. Sakura: … point taken. “And a wonderful sister she is too. You’re both lucky to have
askthecookies: Raspberry: So, let’s see what we have around here… x3
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: Cobalt: Thank ya kindly! <3 “It’s all yours, hon. I’m more of a mixed drink girl, and I don’t have a particularly high tolerance, so I’ll just offer my company for your drunken affections.
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: Cobalt: It’s a weird condition. Blame the rebels. “Speaking of draining your magic, I’m available for you to work your magic on anytime, hon! I’ll gladly reciprocate!” X3! Dohoho~
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Raspberry: So we kinda have a large variety of snuggly goodness. “Memo to me: Check with Raspberry for in-depth advice on how to reliably get Cobalt drunk without her going too far. I want her to have
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Providence: It’s oddly cute.“Oh gosh, I can only imagine! Is there a cell phone built into one hoof as well?” *sings softly* Do-do-do-do-do Inspector Greylight! Do-do-do-do-do woohoo! Do-do-do-do-do
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:(Randomly featuring @brainy-twilight ! Belu should stop randomly kidnapping ponies/people/brains from other blogs, seriously.)“Wow, Beluga, you’ve got talent! Not many ponies aside from Pinkie can get
askthecookies:teawithaura:askthecookies:*Vuvuzela noises*I believe you mean air horns.xD!
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:bleedingraindrops *sends you a molybdenum cobalt alloy kitchen knife* External image “What, are you saying you’d never join Cobalt and me in bed? Either way, the pegasus is right, Molly. You are
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Molybdenum: But that, too, depends on context. If you were a hypothetical living chunk of pastry, then eating the pastry type of cookie would be cannibalism, but eating the pony might just be your expected
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:2mahnas:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Dottie.t: Not to mention, the Cookies would have to reenact everything they did during that time, since we don’t keep the unprocessed video signal stored after rendering it.“I
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:2mahnas:So do we call Raspberry Jellybean now? Babby!“No, they can rebuild her. They have the technology. They have the ability to make the world’s first second bionic mare.”“Sing
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:2mahnas:doubleclickthepony:2mahnas:doubleclickthepony:2mahnas:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Molybdenum: … annnd I guess father lost that bet he had with mother. He won’t be happy.“Oh? What bet is this? Also,
askthecookies:Beluga: Now I have something to wear at next OtakestriaCon!x3!
askthecookies:Tangy: …whyyyyyyyyyyyyx3
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Rosie: … why are you looking at me like that?“So Rosie, heading over to see Licorice now? Have fun!”>w<
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Anarchy: Do you still talk to your parents? Riot: Sometimes. All they know is that I have a job and I’m mostly happy with it. You? Anarchy: … we didn’t end exactly on speaking terms. Riot: Oh. Sorry.“Awww,
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Dottie.T: I think she should just reboot herself. That always works for me!“Ponies often aren’t too good at rebooting themselves. You should probably call her sisters and tell them Tangy needs a kiss.
askthecookies:doubleclickthepony:askthecookies:Translucid: I always forget to keep myself to a wavelenght the cameras can capture. “I’ll bet that makes family photos a real pain.”>w<
askthecookies:Greypie: Though I guess we could just do some sort of chain analysis, as in if A+B=♥ & B+C=♥ & C+A=♥; then OT3. But I don’t think that would be precise enough. =o Hmm, interesting…
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: 2mahnas: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: Helix: … “Well then, Helix, you need to plan things better. You’re supposed to be smarter than regular ponies, and yet I know there are plenty of career criminals
askthecookies replied to your post: *cough* Well, that’s better than having them melt during use, really! o_o Uh…. yeah, I’d imagine so… o0;;;
askthecookies: askphantomthorns: askthecookies: askphantomthorns: askthecookies: Dotie.t: Well, you go maul them and I’ll heal you from here! Dottie.g: And how I am even supposed to do that! Perfect solution my dear Programs Step One: Gather at
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: 2mahnas: askthecookies: Glitter: I also like, see more colors than other ponies? Which is both amazing and completely crappy when doing makeup. I spot mistakes nopony else sees and it’s super super frustrating!
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: (High quality version here) “Hmmm…I give it 4 out of 5 stars. Good animation but where was the ship’s cat? It’s clearly her job to be pawing cutely at the flashing red dot.” xD
askthecookies: the-green-anon: & THEN THE TRAGIC PAPER CUT EVENT HAPPENED!!! Major Thankies to @phantomthorns for this artz that hopefully is canon to @askthecookies‘s story (Sure, why not. Raspberry’s :| face is worth it. XD) XD
askthecookies: askphantomthorns: askthecookies: Providence: I mean, it’s just the hull and all. If we’re missing so much of it that it would be a problem, we probably have worse stuff to worry about. “Yup….No Problem At All Providence.”
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askphantomthorns: doubleclickthepony: askphantomthorns: coco-kyoko: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: (tfw @phantomthorns chronicles his first meeting with @coco-kyoko) “Cayenne and Glitter Bloom may have biased
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: Helix: … “Wait, a tick. Greylight has never seen Helix 24b. Does that mean… Did 24b buy the other toys and then craft a toy of herself? Oh my goodness, she’s an otaku! 24b x Sakura -
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: @tangymod: In my defense the clams were delicious x_o “Eeep! Don’t die, Tangy!” “…” “Um…but if you do die, can I have your toy collection?” You can, but they will be haunted.
askthecookies replied to your post “Derp” Happy birthday! Remember, you’re just a teenager with YEARS of experience! …I love this explanation XD
askthecookies: giftoberfest: Day 24 - Sayuri ( @askthecookies ) I had a choice of either recoloring Pinkie Pie numerous times or do another. I decided to do Sayuri since her design looks pretty neat. Sadly, I don’t think I got the hair right. The tail
askthecookies: (Seems @brainy-twilight doesn’t approve of past Cay’s advanced studying methods! Incidentally don’t try this at home. Or do, I mean I did graduate, too! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) xD
askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askphantomthorns: doubleclickthepony: askphantomthorns: askthecookies: Clementine: …wait, did @askphantomthorns steal my diary? I can’t find it anyw- oh it was actually behind the couch. “Your slightly unhealthy
![askthecookies: doubleclickthepony: askthecookies: [Squid noises intensify] Why is this tagged Blunilda when Raspberry is the one talking? Anyway, she raises a very valid point. Raspberry: Actually, I probably made a mistake when writing the tags.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ce22697507b40977d1388fc7aeb86ad9/tumblr_np2nln3qQC1u3kosqo1_250.png)
