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On Process
Question of The Day
So Today
On Your Elders
the color of our planet from far, far away: The Lazy Yogi: March Mala Giveaway
Which is the More Universal Human Characteristic, Fear or Laziness
A motto for life.
Quick Game
On Advertising
dbareactions: When the job candidate can code FizzBuzz in SQL
dbareactions: When the DBAs find out the CIO is thinking about buying a million dollar BI appliance Cognos
dbareactions: When the Oracle team asked if I wanted a login to play around with I like onions. This is logical.
discoverynews: Hubble at 23: Horsehead Nebula in a New Light The Hubble Space Telescope has been in orbit for 23 years and, to celebrate this milestone, the space telescope has revisited the famous Horsehead Nebula in the constellation of Orion. It
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soakingspirit: Esalen, California, U.S.A. Photo accompanying article by Heidi Isern: Esalen is a beautiful new-agey retreat built into the cliffs of Big Sur that reputedly conjures “tantalizing visions of adventure, of unexplored frontiers, of human
ucresearch: Using videos games to teach programming Computer scientists at UCSD have developed a video game designed to teach elementary school students how to program in Java. In CodeSpells, you are a wizard and your task is to learn how to read, write
dbareactions: The developers when the backup generator fails (HT AskTheAnalyst) :-)
Somebody at work today tried to fly a spinnaker without a pole.
What is bourbon?
Offered to Teach
azurelilliana: neil-gaiman: Finally got to see this: you should see it too. It’s wonderful. True, honest, beautiful and smart. I love it. The “men are women too" sign made me laugh. Greatness.
dbareactions: When I decommission the last Sybase server Oh happy day!
Everyone knows there’s no such thing as a Perfect Mason.
dbareactions: How I feel after sending my 2,000 line results email after reviewing someone’s 16,000 line SQL script. (HT @SQLsoldier) As a fan of the Green Flash at sunset, I can tell you this is underrated.
How the sky would look if the planets were as close as the moon
Are the NSA Revelations Changing How We Use the Internet?
dbareactions: When I download a whitepaper and the subsequent sales caller realizes I’m just a cut-out for one of our Execs. (HT @AskTheAnalyst) :-)
On Safety
The cake is a lie.
littlegreycell: joanna-kaana: this is a necessity for me YES It’s clear the Oxford Comma Privilege is ruining the internet.
The following was submitted to me a couple of days ago, but I can not for the life of me think of a way to respond to something as profoundly stupid as the argument that has been presented, which you can find by following the link. I'm publishing the
mindbodysea: fuckyeahfluiddynamics: Reader favoringfire asks: Hi! Maybe you can help me: I’ve seen a pic revolving around Tumblr from the Danish city of Skagen showing the Baltic and North sea meeting. Where they meet the ocean is two very distinct
thetricksterslittlehelper: wildunicornherd: atopfourthwall: mad-scientist-hououin: smartaleckette: February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x) Canada, the only nation discussing the most important issues
Good work.
dbareactions: When I mention to the DBA that they absent-mindedly floated the one date in a six-field table. (HT @AskTheAnalyst)
secretdreamlife: Thank you to all our service men and women past and present, without you there would be no free. A-men.
dbareactions: When I type a thoughtfully crafted search into Google and then hit F5. (HT AskTheAnalyst) AKA: “Maggie’s Drawers”
unwrapping: Add a Read More Break to a Tumblr Photo Caption: While text posts have a handy icon to insert a read more break, other Tumblr post types do not. This example shows adding a read more break for a photo post. But this tip also works with the
Being on starboard tack at this moment is one of the greatest feelings in the world!
kbhew: thinkintrixxter: toomanyfandomssolittletime: tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM YOU GO , GIRL. ‘not that you’re the genius’ I’m pretty sure she has her doctorates in neuroscience, right? Love herrrrr
This is what it looks like when you dust #25 from the high house.
Lean into fear
scienceisbeauty: I love it. The more I look at it … it seems to me more accurate. (8() Via FlowingData: Duck vs. rabbit plot I heart analysis.
dbareactions: When I get an Linked In message from a recruiter looking for someone with a strong background in writing Crystal Reports. (HT Katie) Not that kind of analysis!
dbareactions: The day you finally understand the difference between Disaster Recovery and Business Continuity. (HT @AskTheAnalyst) Heh.
dbareactions:When the BI team comes to ask for an index and we end up building their ‘data mart’ for them. (HT @AskTheAnalyst) Heh.
At My Age
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On The Presidential Election
Why I Can’t Stand Most Online Nudists
A-men
Upon the averment, ‘I wish you were dead’.
everyworldneedslove: dirkbolero: spaceshipoftheseus: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily
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