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asktehbowz: ITS NOT REALLY COOLING OFF PER SE BUT…AFTER A LONG DAY OF KICKING AROUND MINIONS, DEALING WITH MEDDLESOME PLUMPERS AND *UNGRATEFUL* PRINCESSES, NOTHIN’S BETTER THAN SOAKING IN THE HOT TUB FOR A LONG WHILE.
asktehbowz: AS THEY SHOULD!!!GAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!
asktehbowz: GO AHEAD! ASK ME QUESTIONS! WASTE MY TIME!!! NERDS!!! (asktehbowz is offically open)
asktehbowz: LISTEN UP!!!I TALK BIG BECAUSE I’M A BIG MAN WITH BIG THINGS TO SAY!!! WEAKLING SHRIMPS LIKE YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTA-oh geez w-wait don’t cry!?!
asktehbowz: …secondly, yeah I get the minions to patch me up then take a week or two off…
asktehbowz: GAHAHAHAHA~!!!THIS IS ALL YOU FREAKS WANT ANYWAYS ISN’T IT?ALSO SOME OF YOU ASKED ABOUT MY OTHER TATS, THERE YOU GO~!
asktehbowz: it was a romantic candlelit evening at-NONE OF YOUR HONKIN’ BUISNESS!!!!!
asktehbowz: EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE FAT
stickysheep: asktehbowz: ((OOC: don’t think I don’t read yalls’ tags btw, and let me tell you what makes me giggle every time. I love it. )) LORD
esmaelj: Okay, I just can’t stop drawing human Wendy she’s so perfect ( ˘ ³˘)❤ Design belongs to asktehbowz & askiggyandtehkoopz (Sorry I keep spamming with messy fan-art •﹏•)
frankiiart: I must confess, I’ve been kinda obsessed with snailofapproval’s human rendition of Bowser. If any of you don’t know what I’m talking about, head your way towards to asktehbowz ASAP! (You’re welcome) Oh and to Teh Bows,
asktehbowz: snailofapproval: aaaaaaand last one!!! I know there’s a lot of you who want to see this~ that’s it! I’ll open back up commissions in the near future for those interested UwU thank you so much~ ((OOC: I figure this belongs here too~))
asktehbowz: I’M HERE NOW. YOU’RE WELCOME. NOW WHERE’S THE FOOD??? ((OOC: better late than never. but it’s goin on all weekend so I’M STILL GOOD!!!))
askthebulletbill: asktehbowz: shy-waterlilies: Take away my tablet rightnowJFC I have no explanation about this and no idea what made me want to draw this so badly ((OOC: WHO DID THIS!?!?! WHO FUCKING DID THIS GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY FACE I CAN’T
man-wrecking-man: asktehbowz: eclipticafusion: I fanarted Snailofapproval’s The Bowz ((OOC: HOOOOOLLLLLYYYYSSSHHHHIIIITTTTTT HOLY CRUD BISTITS THIS IS INCREADIBLE!!!!)) hnnnnng OH NO HE’S HOT
that-fabulous-bastard: raspbeary: i took a few liberties with the hair but asktehbowz is my favorite blog and pls follow it TBH this is the only one I like.
amonstar: i did it again and i’m very sorry but asktehbowz’s ganondorf was just. so good. i had to. you understand.
raspbeary: i took a few liberties with the hair but asktehbowz is my favorite blog and pls follow it
ly0nheart1: raspbeary: i took a few liberties with the hair but asktehbowz is my favorite blog and pls follow it Is it bad that Bowser is giving me a boner?
ask-pichihime: asktehbowz: YEAH, COFFEE’S FINE…GIMME. AND THANKS GENERAL THAT…DOESN’T HELP AT ALL. I GUESS I’M GLAD YOU STUCK AROUND THOUGH? UNGH… …I THINK I’M STARTING TO GET ON MY LAST NERVES HERE.
asktehbowz: sideburnpower: In which 2 months of sewing faux leather onto a suit turns me into asktehbowz. All of those deadlifts were for this moment. I’m absurdly proud of that shell on my back, no lies. Photography by M. David Farrell, Jr.