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My son is just the sweetest boy I could ever ask for unlike his two older brothers! He loves visiting me every single day at work by bringing me gifts as a surprise, guess it’s only fair of me to return all the love back with a surprise gift of my own!
templeofcum: Who doesn’t love surprise gifts? I think you Stealth-POZZING Tops are are pretty damn generous, surprising Bottoms with The Gift without them even needing to ask you for it. Thank you! REBLOG IF YOU AGREE! Mmmmmm no need for a condom
ask-echo-wonderbolt: Art for oak23 He wanted Derpy, Surprise, Echo, and Glitchy doing something adorable. I drew them about to have a jousting tournament with sockem bopper lightsabers. Echo is not sure this is a good idea. X3 Eee so cute! >w<
ask-ampere-volt: 9gag: (via 9GAG - I never thought..) I’m not very surprised anymore.
ask-bonnie-and-marcy: So…this is the surprise…?N-NO!!!
For Trans Day of Visibility, @ruadhan1334 asked me to draw him a “surprise” picture.So… surprise! XD Here’s you kicking Lord Dampnut in the butt!
ask-the-amazon-mares: thefireboundmage: This is part two, click here for part one! Camie: *Chuckles,* I’m surprised you can walk. Perhaps you’d like a memory wipe spell? Maybe you’d like to relive the event? Or maybe you’re itching for…more?~
ask–woogyu: [ Admin : somehow this turned out to be so OOT m’sorry but it’s surprisingly fun uhh—I think I’m gonna make some more but only if you guys are ok with that ehe ]
ask-shadowqueenpeach: SQP: “Brooks darling, smile! It’s a special occasion after all. I’m surprised your hands aren’t in your pockets already …” B: “If this monkey suit had any damned pockets, that’s where my hands would be.” SQP:
Surprise slave! I asked My twin sister to join Me. Two pairs of sharp heels and toes are better than one…right? Now listen Katrina…that old saying ‘don’t kick a man while he’s down’? Well…forget all about
deepthroatenthusiast: When she asked her best friend how to deep throat, she was surprised when she told her, she would teach it to her with the help of her boyfriend. The next surprise were to feel their hands on the back of the head. But after that?
honeybruh: avocado–toast: I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all
ask-filly-pinkie-and-surprise: we love visiting the pet shop, did you know they had really cute baby alligators there too? …! *revives just in time to be killed by cute yet again*
ask-filly-pinkie-and-surprise: a little party never kill nobody so we gon’ dance until we drop Yay~ 83
ask-filly-pinkie-and-surprise: sharing is caring X3! Oh Pinkie, be nice~! >w<
ask-poison-joke: asktheoandkeoh: Part II of my gift to Lapiz… Aheh~ *hides face* >/////w///////< That was a very very good surprise for me ^/////^ thank you very much You have now idea How I love it ^///^ X3 Cuuuuute >w<
ask-that-brown-pony: ((Lol! what a nice surprise finding out that Palette Swap is following me! she’s one of my favorites oc’s from the fandom xD)) x3!
ask-sugarplum: Sugar Plum: Surprise hug attack!~ So close. x3!
ask-rustygears: Q - Protip: When you are tempted to swear from surprise, use “Oh dear” instead. You also sound dapper as a monocle when you do. A - Fu - Oh Dear… I’ve Impaled Myself. …yeah ignore those peeps; this is a perfect example
ask-torrent: GAME: Fours The newest addition to PixelShy! So many minigamesThis was the first time I tackled a turn-based game, it was.. surprisingly more complicated than usualWhat have I learnt? Using strings, adding stuff on the fly, saving often
ask-wisp-the-diamond-dog: Wisp: Please…just take it. You deserve it. [[Surprise gift for an adorable dog~!]] x3 Aww~! <3
ask-confident-fluttershy:(( Thank you everyone who participated in this. There were so many I was pleasantly surprised. I was just hoping I’d get a least one or two. So thank you everyone, you made this a whole lot of fun! I’ll be deleting the other
ask-omegacoder:We Repair Ponies #96Cameo by Surprise and Scramjet — please note that while the Scramjet link is to a SFW post, the blog itself is NSFW. You have been warned! =o!
ask-patch:Ultimatedetail@60FPS #NoobPWNRIs anybody surprised about the fact that Patch is a PC Master racist? No console ever could satisfy those paws.Since Steam got ported to Linux Patch has been getting more and more into games. We have to be careful
ask-googlechrome: So yeah, I’ll be vending at booth 112 at BronyCon. I was so surprised when i was picked despite how restrictive the process was… there was only one explanation. BronyCon is a conspiracy. Jet fuel can’t melt steel memes.Featuring
ask-teen-chrysalis: surprise! …oh dear o_o
ask-patch: Very cute, much meme!You guessed right. She’s gonna have all that burger! And leave the salad…I can foresee a tummy ache approaching!Somehow the world has been unexciting, just a decline in Apple Watch sales (what a surprise) and the sad
ask-luna-questions: you know what’d be cool, like a dash pad or coop but. For LUNAS …omg that’s a good point! I’m surprised there hasn’t already been one yet xD
ask-soriel:Toriel: A surprise kiss never fails to stun him for a little while~!X3
ask-the-french-olive:“Sending Valentines to a bunch of ponies for Hearts and Hooves Day!” Mod : “ What a lovely surprise ! Thank you very much for sending me a card ! And Olive loves tea so It is fantastic ! ALL THE KISSES FOR ELLA MOD TOO ! FROM
ask-peppermint-pattie:Trigger: Thinking about it… I’m surprised we didn’t see her. She normally works that time of the day. SERIOUSLY though Star! How could you not have gotten that info!? Comet: Shut up Trigger! ((More story stuff! This is just
ask-bluefiction:I’ve wanted to draw him for the longest time and finally decided to give it a go. Ta-da! Surprise fan art! He was definitely a lot of fun to draw ^.^ Here is Nemo Von Silver. @nemovonsilverCuuuute~!
ask-the-out-buck-pony:Jazz Notes and Blazing Chase are enjoying a nice day at the beach when a friend makes a surprise visitThis post is for shark week Feeding Frenzy is here for just this post Guest @rdashflare / Rainbowdashydgx3
ask-soad-and-pawz-gang:When Trixie was rehearsing pulling a rabbit out of her hat, she got a surprise boop from Jazz Notes wearing a bunny outfit x3
ask-glittershell: themodpony: @ask-glittershell I got bored and uh, surprise I guess? omigosh that scarf is great <3
ask-wish-maker:Surprise smooch! x3
ask-that-brown-pony:Boy it’s been WAY too long, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a big decrease on my followes, I’ve been dead for atleast 3 or 4 years posting here and there once or twice a year, that was because this lazy mod was finishing college
avocado–toast:I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So about a week before his actual
rasamune: idle steven universe thoughts just thinking back to the episode “frybo” and remembering being surprised, and being surprised at how surprised I was, by steven’s reaction when pearl asked him if he put that corrupted crystal in the frybo
ask-candlelight: yumegawa: TRENDERMAN - Surprise… HA
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ask-busty-kanaya: Karkat Seems To Be The Most Appreciative For Titfucks Of Our Little Group On The Meteor Despite The Abundance Of Private Time He Has On The Meteor He Always Seems To Carry A Lot Of Cum Which Is Often A Pleasant Surprise
ask-an-mra-anything:It is genuinely hilarious to me how often anti-sj folks fall for obvious sjw trolls, but considering they know nothing about the conversations that are happening and can’t be bothered to pay attention, it’s honestly not surprising
ask-grillby: He’s tried out a few different hairstyles before. Flaming, elemental hair is surprisingly versatile with the right materials!
dotdotdoe: avocado–toast: I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all
avocado–toast:I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends
chikkbiee11: analcravings: pitstopjunklove: Slut gets a surprise DP Stop asking questions, just say thank you I will say thanks if got this surprise
xdvisyrx: ask-bot: What simple task are you surprisingly bad at? Gift wrapping. I don’t even try anymore. ‘Hey do you see this black garbage bag? There’s a surprise in there for you!’
ask-rivailles-squad: somehow we weren’t surprised this was our first ask.
When Mr. Crude walked into the bathroom, he wasn’t surprised to see Sabrina in the tub, but he was surprised to see her wearing a bikini.“What’s up, Sabrina?” he asked.“Want to join me, old man?” she replied.He smiled and asked, “Do I need
The officers of the sorority asked to meet Mr. Crude in the park to go over the details of an upcoming event, or so he thought. When he met them, he was surprised by their outfits and asked what was going on.“What do you mean?” asked Kay.
iillyada-deactivated20220428: I love when my girlfriend surprises me at the office by showing up wearing next to nothing. I asked my secretary to cancel all meetings and and forward the phone.I asked my girlfriend to lock the door and she surprised me
surprises: No offense but if someone asks you to stop touching their hair don’t act defensive and make a shitty excuse like “I do it with everyone!” Like respect their boundaries and fuck off
ask-islamashy: ((OOC: Hey there followers! Lucky here with a couple things to say. First of all thanks a million for checking this tumblr out, I’m a little surprised at the number of followers but it’s all appreciated! Second I’m making a change
ask-internetexplorer: Update to IE 11, kiddies. You’ll be surprised. I really like this blog <3