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nerdys-art-crap: Well now. Can I call you the Glowing Gold Butt?~<3 Mod: Please kill me, I made a bad pun. ask-shalua Well I can’t have that name, Glow butt will think its copy right. XD X:
askfuselight: ask-acepony: Confused? Follow the triggerhappy Agent 707 on Pun Pony to see the whole story. But if you prefer a repair pony that can’t sing that lives in a harem you can also follow Fuselight for your oddly spesific needs. Wait…
needlekind: needlekind: a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT,
softlysam: anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰) send me embarrassing stories descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK) cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines assumptions about my life (idk man) ask me curious questions for advice (life/blog,
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jackpatkinson4:So I went to MomoCon and at a panel someone asked Kimberly Brooks to do a cheesy pick up line in her Jasper voice. The result was this gem (no pun intended)
akairiot: I wanted to make some kind of pun involving the Yin Yang Twins, but I can’t be bothered. Yang is cute, though~support the artist - buy merch - ask questions - stream - twitter
ptvmikefuentes: softlysam: anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰) send me embarrassing stories descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK) cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines assumptions about my life (idk man) ask me curious questions for
ptvmikefuentes: softlysam: anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰) send me embarrassing stories descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK) cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines assumptions about my life (idk man) truth or dares ask me curious
theletterwsarseflap: awkwardbirds: rinlockhart: ridiculously-dilettantish: strange-is-a-compliment: I always wanted these to happen in real life Where is “Several bad puns later”? we need more! don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i
greennpc: Commission for Ask-Cogs I dont have a witty pun for this commission. Darn. Wheres piratedash when you need her.
65-percent-puns: sirartwork: The crossover that no one asked for The crossover nobody knew they needed
awkwardbirds: rinlockhart: ridiculously-dilettantish: strange-is-a-compliment: I always wanted these to happen in real life Where is “Several bad puns later”? we need more! don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…
draekon: i literally could not have asked for a better pun … redraw of [this]
girthyencounters: Anonymous asked: What is the minimum girth size that is “girthy”? Is 6 inches around considered the minimum girthy size? Answer: Good question! We leave things kind of loose here (pun intended)…it’s more about the visuals of
bibliobimbo: bibliobimbo: bibliobimbo: my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a
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foxflightstudios: The seventh “weapon” in the Orientation Armory–CAST IRON PAN! This one goes out to every single message I got from a pan person jokingly asking if the pan weapon was going to be a pan. There were many. The puns were too good to
imjustsotiredallthetime: Fun Fact:In the 1940’s, one way to ask someone if they were going steady was to say, “Hi sugar, are you rationed?” and IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE BEST HISTORICAL PICK-UP LINE/PUN, GET OUT OF M YFA C E
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alice-the-koala: forever-confessed: alice-the-koala: Reblog for a pun in your ask. I will do every singe one. I did not lie, I have done over 130 of them. HOLY ASS CRACK see, i am God
badnaughtywife: Gift! Gift! Gift! 😄😄😄So I got this huge load (pun intended! 😂) from one of my favourite followers who asked to remain anonymous, so I will call him Hunny Bear 🍯🐻.Hunny Bear sent me a set of 5 panty hose, 2 dresses and
askpun: Some of you have asked why all the place names in Equestria are puns. This little slice of history, brought to you by Horse Power, should enlighten you! Their comic updates weekly, so go check them out!
ilivefordamianspenis: ultrafacts: ask-touhou-fandom: trxitor: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts ..so a camel and a llama bred together will produce a bed? I SPEAK SPANISH AND TOOK ME TIME TO GET THE PUN
textsfromtitankillers: Eren asked around to see if he really was the only one who didn’t know about Mikasa’s crush.. He really was. (I am not even sorry about the Marco pun btw)~ Mod Petra
nighty-horse: A very special and fun picture for me :) “Dark Nighty” … I already got the puns about “Why so seri-horse?” but I hope this one brings a smile on your face … also don’t ask me what my magic trick is :)
ghetto-oldguy: Boeeek punya! Wednesday session! And for those who ask about threesome, this is my reply to y'all… ‘der, aku pun byr escort nak main… so kalau nak free tabuh bini sendiri der…
ultrafacts: ask-touhou-fandom: trxitor: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts ..so a camel and a llama bred together will produce a bed? I SPEAK SPANISH AND TOOK ME TIME TO GET THE PUN Cama = bed in Spanish
yesmetro: Everyone who reblogs this will get a terrible pun based on their URL in their inbox (must have ask box open)
theletterwsarseflap:awkwardbirds: rinlockhart: ridiculously-dilettantish: strange-is-a-compliment: I always wanted these to happen in real life Where is “Several bad puns later”? we need more! don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i
theannieplanet: phaniels: phaniels: im gonna try to figure out how sherlock survived the fall by asking cleverbot do u think ur cute shercock im laughing so hard it made a pun
lewd-ini: undress me ♡ love me ~ask me about my private content~ honestly, you’re such an angel (no pun intended)THANK YOU @vhsangel
OH GOD, PUN DROP OPPORTUNITY MISSEDi could have said “what have i bean-come” on the bean ask
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