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What pisses me off even more is the way some of you are talking about this incident. Seriously stfu.
Went out to eat with the family today and my dad asked me if i can speak korean and my big sister just goes “Ni Hao Kai Lan” …
shura-blog1: “Don’t ask me and just do it”.
Send me a number
jollygemma: when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
floozys: *someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.
A follower asked me to maybe reblog hetero. I found a FMA picture and after that, lord, I saw so much disgusting porn that I had to abandon ship on this one.
star-gaxing:My sister had this idea, asked me to create it and I did
Make me admit stuff?
b-eing: i love bein laid on! idc if i cant breathe properly! kill me i love you and dont get up!
Dream interpretation~Send me a dream and I will tell you what it means~
i clicked the ask me anything button do i win
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN'T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.
One of my coworkers asked me earlier this week if Graham and I were engaged. I cried and ran away.
rolll-away: grimmromance: what i mean when i say “i can’t do that” - the depression edition i am unable to do that i don’t have the energy to do that i cannot wrap my head around what you’re asking me to do there is too much in my head right
I MOVED BLOGS !! ASK ME FOR MY NEW URL !!
internetexplorers: never ask me for boy advice bc my only advice ever is “kill him” and that could potentially get you into a lot of trouble
ofalldimensions:i know nothing about yowapedal but blakey asked me to draw either the loser yankee or the green haired princess so i mean a draw before bed
also! mutuals! if you want to be in touch, you’re always free to ask me for things like twitter (even tho that’s shitposting/talking about my fic central), snapchat, and other forms of social media. I’m really trying to get better
Today a kid asked me, “So if you’re a history teacher, who was the 23rd president?” I grumbled, “I’m not a US history teacher.” He nodded and said, “You know what? That makes sense.” Internally I was
I’ve been proctoring for my second grade teacher and she mentioned my abuser’s death. she apologized profusely for not saying anything about it sooner and proceeded to ask me how I was holding up.and it’s weird. because it’s very easy for
rub-a-dubb:ask me how many times i listened to trap queen while drawing this
Don’t ask me why I’m cranky when you know
godfucks:i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.
*kh pinocchio voice* GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!
lieutenantriza:My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
winterswake: If you would just show up and ask me, I would have taken this collar off and I would have gone with you. I would go with you anywhere in the world.I was never going to do that, John.
tessie-riddle: queenidinamenzel: People who give me hope for looking good after forty. ELLEN IS 56? wh…. what?
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.
It’s after two in the morning. I can’t sleep. Thankfully not working tomorrow. Anyone wanna just ask me shit? Feeling open and bold. Go for it. Anon or not. Dooooo eeeeeet.
legoshoes: A follower asked me to post something along this kind of vein. It’s wet Wednesday but I’ve not been in the shower yet. Oh well :3
urbancatfitters:me: [lying] honestly
aobabe:i’m like 1 step away from changing my bnet to Vore someone give me suggestions for a new battletag :(
gothamswhore: I just really love this set, you can get the rest of it on my private blog.Ask me for details.
Leave me messages/questions/anons to wake up to?
Anonymously ask me anything you want.
lebritanyarmor: oculoslux: lebritanyarmor:the first black guy I’ve ever dated right ? after we finished having sex he asked me for a warm rag & I was like 😳 ” whet , why “ & he was response was 😐 ” oh . I forgot you’ve only
overlypolitebisexual: if i had a boyfriend who asked me to call him daddy no word of a lie i’d just pack my bags and leave silently in the night fuck that
thisishangingrockcomics: If you name your child after any licensed Coca-Cola product they pay for their college tuition, similarly if you name your child after any Olive Garden menu item, they eat free for life. Don’t ask me how I know, this is the
noblehouseofwolfstar: lieutenantriza: My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it This is so weird because this is my signature move at work
dominus-inperfectus: ask me any kinky thing… KIK/Skype: dominus.inperfectus
daydream24-7 replied to your post:Ahem there’s something fun about watching you being a complete Jaejoong trash and don’t ask me! haha XD why you laugh at my agony ; A ;
white-plum: Someone asked me why I love Adrinette/MariChat/Ladrien/LadyNoir so much. It’s from a kid’s show and she can’t fathom why I ship something from a cartoon. So I tried to compare it to a pair that she loves and the best and most similar
theodd1sout: Me as a kid.
popokko: popokko: i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap ok i apparently wasn’t clear enough with how stupid this question
Who ever is asking me these anons you are making my morning!! Just so you know 😉
If you wanna come over you could just ask me…
My Tumblr Crushes: vampiredollg (21%) Somehow you managed to climb to the top of my crushes even though I only met you a short while ago. We really need to talk more ;w; pizzaanddalekbread (21%) Sensei… Forgive me for the fact that you’re
It’s 3 am. Listening to gambino and can’t sleep. Someone talk to me.
elasticitymudflap: when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
mishasminions: twocheangz: itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK TUMBLR SHOULD USE THIS VIDEO AS A CAUTIONARY
radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent
sansgod: when people ask me if I’m okay: no bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skellydun: i hate when people ask me what’s going on with anything because I never know what’s going on and I never will
lindsaylohoean: when people ask me about my plans for the future
qushqween: averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything????
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