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dougtfs: “How is this hat supposed to help me relax?” Dave asked, slipping the red baseball cap onto his head. “I promise, you’ll see,” I said. “Turn it backwards.” He laughed, shrugged, and turned the cap around on his head – and then
akitsunsfw: Request 2/7 caerulearosae asked: Is there any chance that you could slip some Dave/Jade Smut into your next ask dump? Preferable Pegging lol XD Well this was fun. I know Jade doesn’t have a tail, but it looked like it fit the mood.
redsailorscoot: dave-striders-pregnant-froggo: lick-my-duck: zenophrenic: So this was pretty much the best TF2-related thing I saw. This girl had it down. I was even impressed enough to risk sounding creepy and asking for a hand closeup. Look at those
“I love it,” Tamara would say. “You’re gonna fuck another man in front of your husband. When?”“I’m waiting for Dave to ask me. Mike says he will. He wants it coming from Dave. Says it’s a cuckold admission he wants Dave to make.”“Nice!
“Well, Mike wants Dave to watch us. Wants him to see me getting fucked. Says I’ll really have cucked him then.”“I love it,” Tamara would say. “You’re gonna fuck another man in front of your husband. When?”“I’m waiting for Dave to ask
“You were staring at another man’s cock when Dave knocked,” Mike said, “but you hadn’t sucked it. Not yet.”“Right,” she said, “and Tamara said, ‘Oh just ignore it,’ and then we heard Dave’s voice asking if anyone was inside.”“How
sanescientist:It wasn’t easy for Claire to admit to her boyfriend that she had a kink, but Dave seemed to take it in his stride, nodding sympathetically and considered how he could help. “Do… Do you want me to do it here?” he asked, looking around
pumpstrokeedge: If you like this girl, she gets nailed by ‘Big Dick Dave’. He keeps asking her if it hurts, etc…and ultimately cream pies her.
ask-celestia-and-luna-and-dave: Thank you bob, for giving us those very truthful words.
ghostypisser: supernaturalpandemic asked you:Pssstt…Hey. Can Bren request? Yea? :3 Bren wants bedwetting Dave or Dirk ;P yeah… Thanks! teeheehe Anonymous asked you:now what if dave wets the bed hmmm
crack-dragon: furreon: iamaleximusprime: alisonwonderland1951: wandererofthegalaxies: oddthepurplecat: felix-fixit: askarithelostlucario: remnants-of-a-doomed-session: turntechgodhead-dave-strider: ask-wilson: titankillingbombshell:
paul-kinky: I know I’ve just tied you up but that was Dave on the phone asking if I want to go clubbing so I won’t be back till late, if your lucky I will bring some friends back.
cherribean asked tangarang: dave and the mayor trying to communicate on lohac?
thisisreallyinappropriate: I think while they’re on the meteor Dave probably sneaks into Rose’s room and masturbates while sniffing her clothes. This came out kind of bad but I saw someone ask for more male nudestuck so I did what I could.
madragingven: “oh my god just back off and cut my fucking hair already bro” Lana asked me to draw her Bro and Dave the other day and this is what i came up with. seriously Bro if you want to play that bad, start your own game, instead of
mysticbaconslice: mysticbaconslice: mysticbaconslice: hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp first of all Dave is a fucking guest
cerealmonster15: ask-blu-loser: apothecariansleuth:nonbinary-dave: roboblushies: nonbinary-dave: itsadonigma: nonbinary-dave: rwwbyy: itsadonigma: nonbinary-dave: WE are the gemstones We’ll always save the day and steven That’s why the
expansionfancomics:The Pain of Changing Reality“Are you sure you can’t tell anything different?” Dave asked his girlfriend Mary “Are you sure you don’t remember being shorter?”After discovering the magical amulet’s ability
ask-the-werewolves:@raven-dave / Ask / Patreon / WOOF Shirt x3
medlilove:About 10k notes ago @herelieskurt asked someone to redraw this photo of Dave Mustaine feeding pigeons into Eddie. I’m sure it’s already been done but here’s my take!Here’s Eddie in the upside down, doing his very best.Please click for
ask-wiggles replied to your post “Whats a really good brush for outlines?”Dave’s camelhair!Thank you those were perfect!
hsvore: Happy 4/13~“Aren’t we a little old for sleepovers dude?“Dave had asked John several hours ago, only to have his question waved off. After hearing about how Bro was a cannibal, John just had to see for himself. So, before the night was thrugh,
tastefullyoffensive:🎼 But they did it at the other storrrre 🎼 (via ericschmerick)
mayor dewey replied to your post: anonymous asked:Hey do you know w…is Lucky! a refernce to when in onion trade the GUYS machine said lucky after steven got a dave guypossibly! Though I think it might be a reference to Super Mario RPG (the game
karkat-kirkland: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME ITS MIDNIGHT HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED
sweetcherrylips69: My husband, Stephan, Dave and some of our followers asked me to wear the red shirt again to work, ok, this is from today. First, I’m making coffee Second, showing what I wasn’t wearing under Third, really showing what I wasn’t
shantisart:For a short stint in January, I collaborated on a character design challenge with Dave of MercWorks; He being my art director/prompt-creator, and step-by-step feedback-giver. He’d ask me to draw an original character in the morning, I would
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jewishxefros: chorliebrown: voidrogue: the first line of dialogue in homestuck is dave saying “hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today” and the last is dirk saying “dave thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked” but
expansionfancomics:The Pain of Changing Reality“Are you sure you can’t tell anything different?” Dave asked his girlfriend Mary “Are you sure you don’t remember being shorter?”After discovering the magical amulet’s ability to alter the fabric
moonpaw17:dirk asks alpha dave a question
sweetvladislav: “Dont ask what the meaning in a song is, find one for yourself and that way you’ll sing it louder”- Dave Grohl
dragonnova: querulousartisan asked: Could Sollux end up with a crush on Dave? And if so… how would Psi feel about that? dN: Any ship is possible, and I don’t think Psii would care either way. He likes the Striders, so he’d be cool with it, but
winterhatgeneral: scatterbone: #can someone photoshop bro and dave into this #like really ask and ye shall recieve
sketchygeek: BUT GUYS ROXY IS ASKING TYPICAL EMBARRASSING MOM QUESTIONS I MEAN ROXY AND THEN DAVE IS JUST LIKE is this what a mom is
tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: tallest-dave: MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME ITS MIDNIGHT HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP
sapphosrey: #HE ASKED CAUSE HIS POWER IS HE CAN SEE DEAD PEOPLE BRO…. BRO (via @dave-klaus)
nepkatlover: marrionettekind: Anonymous asked you: May I request Dave being badass? :) yeah sure!! hope that was badass enough Happy birthday, dude!
ask-gallows-callibrator: scourgestrider: psychopathicrainbow: I thought this was really funny because this Dirk takes this Dave’s glasses and is teasing him and someone yells out “Your Stridercest is showing!” Oh my god This is perfect in
amakaramiracle: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVELY FRIEND timeladyenglish ! She asked me for “Cronus, but in hipster Dave’s clothes. Human stuck or not, your choice.” Cronus, baby, I don’t think the sharks need too much help.
turntechdraws: bubbly-skullz asked: hello i just want to say that i love your style and drawings, so could ya draw me a cute dave, please? uwu Whispers he’s an asshole but he’s a cute asshole uvu
kyuutier: also give me more dave massively underestimating the amount of weird shit john has been exposed to in his life. dave: john is innocent, good, gentle, pure of heart- dirk: He asked me to yiff him under the mistletoe yesterday.
ru-titley-knives: This large blade was forged by Alex over at alphabushcraft.co.uk under the tuition of Dave Budd Blacksmith and knifemaker . Alex asked me to handle it up for him and I chose Bocote Mexican rosewood scales to match the colors from
ultrafacts: just-ask-whitestripe: ask-celestia-and-luna-and-dave: ask-the-alex-doctor-and-stanley: ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa: ultrafacts: Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts so why’s it called a virus? because it infects you , it enters
just-pray-for-rain: I was invited round to my best friends house. I was told that Dave would be coming home from work and needed to talk. When I drove round I was invited into the house from his mother.she asked if I wanted anything, I just asked for
kiwibutt: homosprite: homosprite: My dad just asked me if there was anyone I’m interested in and I was just all like “not really?” And he was all like “what about your friends John and Dave?” He heard me say on the phone “John and Dave
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sometimes I get asked if I have ever drawn rule63 kids, so I tried 8’)
lydiallama: Anonymous asked: What’s your opinion of Davekat? i like it as a beautiful broship beautiful
some more Davejade for those who asked! uvu
soo if I drew Dave with freckles does that mean now that’s (sorta) canon..?
onlooker2: charlotteanddave: The question I need to ask Dave yes…
