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I like this bar. Someone asked me where they could go to flash people, here’s a good spot. The 5 o’clock bar across from Caesars.
calamitouserebus: writing-prompt-s: You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do
captainsnoop: donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and get julius caesar addicted to hentai seduce cleopatra “oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m
calamitouserebus: writing-prompt-s: You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How
spookcaughphany: Too soon- ask-link-the-hylian-champion: I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife spookcaughphany: this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life ask-link-the-hylian-champion:
cybii-chan: ask-caesar-thepony: queenfrau: zestreplies: venil: Open your Letter! ~ ♥ DAINTY?! I…. Um. KAY. *flees*
raeoffrecord: JoJo borrowed something from Caesar without asking
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writing-prompt-s: You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?” You
Guess my favourite stuff and win
asklord-caesar: ask-nobark: asklord-cesar: Allow me to help you with that. (http://ask-nobark.tumblr.com/post/13280719604) Can Caesar even pull off facial hair? And why are you shaving his eyebrows? WIN.
Intruding at Nudist Parties: Guess my favourite stuff and win
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Aw, poor megalomaniac :C
asklord-caesar: [[Lord Caesar is incapable of not ripping off other Caesars. It’s like drugs/cupcakes to him Thank you so much! If you are missing talking to him while I have the asks closed, his text-only blog can always be found here - Art Slave]]
ask-shane-shepard: reavetheturian: ask-shane-shepard: reavetheturian: ask-shane-shepard: Yes. Yes, I do. HOW?! How do you still have a license?! Because I’m Commander Fucking Shepard and none of it was my fault! See? No priors! So nyer. You
asklord-caesar: Latin Weeaboo Fact: In classical Latin, there were no lower-case letters (and the font used for this blog also contains no lower case letters!)
Nice speedo
ask-tookiethetoucan: I know, I know, I was quite a looker even at that young age! ;> [[This awesome guest art comes all the way from the Mojave Wasteland courtesy of the incomparable art slave of AskLord-Caesar!]]
asklord-caesar: [[It is Guest Art Sunday! Brought to you this week by the lovely Misery who has provided a very fancy new headdress, which I feel may anger a certain talking bear…]] Oh, Roger will not be happy about this XD
I want a Jake hat like that.
ttotheaffy: I am productive. I channelled all my rage into this entirely over-the-top answer. yaaay gore
ttotheaffy: artemispanthar: Pages 5 and 6 in Caesar’s search for his dog. For Taffy! I’m so glad you’re liking this so far! :) I admit I was a bit worried it might come off as kinda…slapdash and such. Its been really superfun to work on these,
Pages 11 and 12 for the Caesar book for Taffy. I’m running out of new ways to explain what these are for. The first is Lupus, who until I looked up a ref of him on Ask Caesar I thought was just called “Flickermandog” For the second one
asklord-caesar: Send these to people you don’t want to crucify.
asklord-caesar: [[Guest art by my exceptionally rad friend Arte!]] I drew this over a year ago for Ask Lord Caesar and I have no idea if anyone noticed has that the waving snail in the Candy Kingdom background is actually waving but I was so damn proud
asklord-caesar:
asklord-caesar: [[And that is why we don’t trust profligate technology. If you don’t get this, go educate yourselves immediately. As long as you keep making references to my favourite movies and TV shows I’ll keep biting! - Art Slave]]
asklord-caesar: [[With apologies to Colin Mochrie]]
snaokidoki: http://vigorouslygreen.tumblr.com/ made this character named Caesar.Pram likes funky designs and I like funky designs.-Thank you for reblogging, thank you for commenting!☆ (Patreon. Tip Me Monthly?) ☆ (Tumblr) ☆ (Ask)
theirisianprincess: captainsnoop: donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and get julius caesar addicted to hentai seduce cleopatra “oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m
weightlossproblems: The submission for this one accidentally was deleted, so if you recognize it (the original post said caesar salad, but I changed it), write in the ask box and I’ll give you credit!
asklelemonylenny: ask-caesar-thepony: bandwagonfullofeevees: bottombitchstrider: crownkind: poppendulum: yumi-ishiyamas-mcnuggies: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. JEREMY JEREMY JEREMY IS THIS CODE LYOKO ON MY DASH SWEET EVERLOVING CHRIST
did-you-kno: Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC. When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more. Source
“You straight?” Caesar asked, noticing her sudden mood change. “We could stop if—” “I don’t want to,” Raelyn quickly said. She wasted no time as she anxiously undressed. Together they fumbled with unfastening his jeans, all the while kissing
I’m coming back into focus when Caesar asks him if he has a girlfriend back home. Peeta hesitates, then gives an unconvincing shake of his head. “Handsome lad like you. There must be some special girl. Come on, what’s her name?” says Caesar. Peeta
ask-caesar-thepony: oldbannanaf978: livingtombstone: fuckyeahmeelz: don’t tell me what to do wait a second Well, she did, I really thank her so much for it She did. I watched it and enjoyed it. But if it wasn’t for this show, I don’t think