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onewhoturns:mockiatoh:themauvesoul:Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable.
therealharbingerofdevastation:Do you ever think about how Tolkien’s vision of the greatest evil in the universe was something he referred to as “The Machine” which was his way of talking about accelerated industrialism and mass surveillance and
8ths:i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’
kushandwizdom:I think one of the saddest realities in life, is craving something you deem as valuable and meaningful and then when it’s finally in your possession - with no experience of how to nurture it, you ruin it and lose it; only to continue the
flr-captions: Dear Husband When you find yourself on your knees in the kitchen cleaning, as will happen a lot in our marriage, remember this photo. You might be tired and worn out, but men owe women a lot of housework. Your housework-free wife
ameriscare: businesshag: I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!! tag this post with your first result you get
speckeltail: ameriscare: businesshag: I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!! tag this post with your first result
beyoncescock:this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay will make me indebted to them
dumbass-bitch-disease: rewritingdavid: cephalotodd: literally who could ever hope to match magnetos level of iconicness…. pulling the iron out of a mans very BLOOD then making it into a fucking platform to stand on as he levitates his way across thin
pixievivi:even-in-arcadia:mirkwoodest:even-in-arcadia:even-in-arcadia:very concerned about all this orb pondering. have we as a society learned nothing from saruman?? from denethor???? why do you think i’m so concerned about this romanticizing
ameriscare: businesshag: I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!! tag this post with your first result you get when
nicolezai: if we’re texting and my attitude all of a sudden changes to dry text, it means i saw some shit i didn’t like and i will let you figure it out on your own
sodomymcscurvylegs: sizvideos: Your life as a dogVideo
I know it’s hump day, but how about my boobs instead? :) -E I will never say no to those beautiful boobs. While it isn’t technically a Hump Day shot, I am posting it on Hump Day regardless! I mean, what kind of horrible sadist would I
Reggie the sneaky farter, looking innocent as ever.
And a third. :) sluttylittlesecrets I’m sad to say that this is the last of her light saber pictures from this round. On a positive note, I have a feeling that we will be seeing more of her for Pajama Saturday, if we’re lucky!
Though not exactly pajamas, I love my big socks and it’s starting to cool off enough where I can wear them again. And I will gladly wear them to bed in place of sweat pants. I couldn’t decide which one I liked better so I sent both. Although the one
Support me on Patreon! -> patreon.com/reapersunA patron requested Hannigram and Johnlock as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse~I did the “wrong” version because Pestilence always made more sense to me than Conquest =w=
palefleshgoddess: it’s here! the yoga video you all asked for. as will be the new norm, for the FULL HD VERSION CLICK HERE, free of course. it’s over 12 minutes long. just a few stretches i like to do!making and posting all this content is a lot
boicult: me as hell
mrscarter-mrswest: Women are constantly held to a different standard than men are. Famous men are allowed to pose full frontal nude and their ability to parent is never called into question. Their status as a role model for young men is never debated.
pornheavenarisen: owned-slave-girl:I’ll try my best 😉 as will I….and if you want it public, that’s ok too….
bottle-o-calcium:@darky03…making me look at my silverware in a totally different way. ;> > haha. what a *knife* pic ya got here. never expected to be *spoon*fed such lewdness on a silver platter.great work as always. i’ll be sure to *fork*
Armin Arlert is an adorable, increasingly cunning amazing little strategist and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
nnarinn: A tailor Will and his regular customer, Dr.Lecter.
slashyrogue: “When did you first realize you were in love?” The question comes unbidden in the dark, Hannibal’s breath teasing his chin as Will clutches tighter and lets out an exasperated breath of his own. “You can’t invalidate her by
Hey hey if you have Snapchat on your phoney phone add me as tybaar
Send me the word "Pumpkin" for my muse's opinion on what your muse should dress up as for Halloween.
alicexz: Happy to finally be able to show off the artwork I did for the #1 issue of Doctor Who: Ninth Doctor (!!!!) - thanks to Titan Comics and the BBC for the opportunity as always! Read more about the upcoming comic here.
headmistresssonglunauniversity: arkytiorthebadwolf: Her eyebrows rose as she watched the other woman strap the vortex manipulator onto her wrist. Well, that made things easier. Only so many people owned one of those! “M’ name ‘s Rose, Rose
wrasslormonkey: Consequences will never be the same!
bi-caps-goons: alexamindslave: fakeboobsworld: Hannah Owens “you know you can’t stop. you might as will just keep your hand between your legs forever now. you are slave now. forever.” yummy
bastardfact:I dunno why but today is Fugo day! Here’s a tremendous Fugo dump for everyone! I hope Fugo would have a good day today, maybe then he would be truly happy as he deserves to beAt the end I sortve ran out of steam but I still wanted to get
bastardfact: Might as well post this here right? He’s real grate
Spending time doing tedious organizational tasks instead of my homework in hopes that the tedious organizational set-ups will help me do things later in the semester.
constarlations: This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.
deckitout: I don’t know about you, but I think Fili and Kili would be allstar beer pong playersHOWEVERUncle Thorin would totally wipe the floor with them. but not with Bilbo as a partner.
For a split second, I got really nervous, because I was afraid that I would be harassed cosplaying Armin (because hahah he’s such a wimp blah blah blah whatever). Then I remembered that I would probably always be cosplaying Armin with Jasper as
neverendingdickjokes: Shingeki no Valentines Featuring Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Levi, Sasha, Hanji, and the Colossal Titan. Attack on Titan has consumed my life. These will be for sale at AX! Ū each, 3 for ŭ! Printed on glossy paper. Approximately
toniovolpe replied to your post “still working on trans headcanons for jjba, but here’s a few: …” I like thinking of Speedwagon as a girl who suppresses that because it is important to be tough on the streets. Joseph is also very much a girl,
oops looks like this fic is going to have an itty bit of joseph/abdul, because guess what I’m 1) super gay for abdul 2) pretty into joseph/abdul and 3) already having to combine part two and part three shit together so I might as well enforce my
Of him who promises much, much will be expected.
isobelstevenz: get to know me meme: favorite tv shows [6/10] → Friday Night Lights “Give all of us gathered here tonight the strength to remember that life is so very fragile. We are all vulnerable and we will all at some point in our lives fall;
an-idiosyncratic-method: When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket. You know the one. It’s made of wool. It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
marderkunst: 21.05.2014 i will never forget you
OH WORD????!!!!! A couple months ago, I got involved in a really cool anthology called “As Told by Things,” which is a collection of short stories from the point of view of inanimate objects. You can pre-order it here! It turns out that with
mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy
dykemunson:noah “braver than a u.s. marine” schnapp as will byers
syauska: opossum-oppressor: odric-master-swagtician: odric-master-swagtician: I really…fucking hate customer service. Like… Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high
mtttex: me: *spends hours working up the nerve to ask one person for one thing* avpd: *banging against the wall* YOU!! FUCKED!! UP!! YOU!! WILL!! FAIL!! YOU!! DESERVE!! NOTHING!!!!!
hellenepopodopolous: A good whipping will bring them into line.
hellenepopodopolous: It will work out in the end.
aewriter4: the-conquering-white-cock: domwhiteinyellowjapan: Make your little gook pet beg for dick, nothing will make her happier. Look at this brainless gook. All that’s rattling around in her brain is the thirst for cock. Pathetic, brain-dead,
sluttygookgirl: theproperorder: Say what you will, but you have to respect some one who knows what they want We can’t help ourselves. We know real men are White.
crazyandsexy: David Tennant as Jeff in the British premiere of Lobby Hero at Donmar Warehouse (x)
songfordecem: allrightfine: The Stages of David Tennant’s Facial Hair.(the most important post I will ever make.) #THIS IS THE GREATEST POST IN TUMBLR HISTORY#I SAID IT#I STAND BY IT (via stoprobbers)
edens-blog: did-you-kno: Apple’s iOS 11 lets you discreetly call for help in an emergency. If you are feeling threatened or are incapacitated, just quickly press the sleep/wake button on the side five times. Your phone will auto-call your local
If you see yourself more as Will Graham then watching Hannibal is like a slow descent into Hell but if you’re more like Hannibal it’s like dying but then you get to go to HeavenWhich is why I’m currently trying to persuade @mazokhist into re-watching
mazokhist:krovav:If you see yourself more as Will Graham then watching Hannibal is like a slow descent into Hell but if you’re more like Hannibal it’s like dying but then you get to go to Heaven Which is why I’m currently trying to persuade @mazokhist