as in me
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find as in me on porn pin board
as in me clips
i pray to never rest in peace
bigeisamazing: *still turns it in*
confirmance: I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell
brassy: “so what do you see yourself doing in the future?”
dancybutt: “what state do you live in?” constant anxiety
may the force be with my account balance in 2016
mobpsycho100: when ur in a really stressful situation and you should be freaking tf out but ur dissociating so hard you just dont care
Forever In My Heart.
things toddlers and i have in common
*Writes resume in glitter glue*
zackisontumblr: my textbook and i have a lot in common
supermoclel: computerwar: simonjadis: loudmouthed: what if for every note you got on your posts tumblr paid you ũ why is there a can of redbull edited in
sarahsquarah: So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog” She forgot to bring her dog with her To the vet
flatsound: and for my next trick i’ll get jealous, anxious, and sad in under a minute *audience oohs and ahhs*
stpdippers: someone: you can’t spend the rest of your life in fear! (: (: Y.O.L.O my paranoid ass:
spenceromg: ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years
onthe-border1ine: *goes from fine to actively suicidal in 30 seconds flat*
onyxyor: THIS WAS IN MY DRAFTS THE VOICE CRACK IMGOENJD
writingabeautifuldisaster: I saw your message/email/text/voicemail and told myself I’d return it later when I was more awake/alert/in a better mood/had more information and I pretty much forgot about it until now I’m sorry I’m trash: an autobiography
vaguelycoolgrey: I can dead be sobbing in front of you with a broken heart and I’ll still crack a joke
thebootydiaries: in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
heavyydirtysouls: this tweet is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read in my whole life
herolne: *feels myself dissociating and staring off into space* *shifts my eyes to try and snap out of it* *starts staring off into space in the new direction*
300poundcountdown: I live in a panicked state that sits somewhere between “don’t be so hard on yourself” and “success is my only option”.
xhoe: im a screamer..not sexually just life in general
misanthropemom: missemmalights: hellyeahthomassanders: Staying Connected 💜 by Thomas Sanders I feel this in my soul I’m Kenny
askywithnostars: Hold the door Hold th door Hold t door Hol t door Hol door Hol dor Hodor H He Hey Hey I’m Hey I’m de Hey I’m dead Hey I’m dead in Hey I’m dead inside
creatorscurse: I put the fun in not functioning
Reblog if you lost in life rn but still tryna make shit happen
jaegerbitch: if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper “slut means the end in swedish”
this whiskey and ginger ale is strong as fuck, so i think i’m gonna play the sims or craft. haven’t decided yet. ~wild monday night~
aye but for real, even when i’m in the WORST mood, it’s not that bad because this canopy really is everything. little reminders that i’m regal as fuck.
in-mydreams: Nunca exigi que as pessoas me entendessem, mas respeito é uma coisa que todo mundo deveria ter. (Hayley Williams)
maplefoxx: How to read a George Orwell book: 1. Open book 2. Read book 3. Close book 4. Stare off in to spare for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social
piratequeenintraining: College students only have 2 levels of stress: 1) I don’t give a fuck 2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS There is no in between.
steadypickingmyfro: umavelhaalma: Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes *cleans up the house* *shaves* *rubs cocoa butter all over skin* *puts a little jasmine oil between thighs* *does hair real quick* *cooks a meal* *eats a gallon of pineapples*
dutchster: sometimes my selfies don’t get the attention they deserve but it’s ok because van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either
*feelin myself plays in the background* this minimester has been weird as hell
my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it: hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
internetexplorers: *puts on my bitch face and walks like a stuck up in public to mask my anxiety*
muffinsncoffee: ADHD is Different for Women by Maria Yagoda / April 3rd 2013 ADHD does not look the same in boys and girls. Women with the disorder tend to be less hyperactive and impulsive, more disorganized, scattered, forgetful, and introverted.
seniorfresh: autumngracy: rainamermaid: thebeautyofperception: Keep reading yeah Im in love with this. Mermaid of color? CHECK. Men actually respecting a woman even though she’s gorgeous… CHECK. Mermaid brings them treasure as a thankyou? Love
lovelysuggestion: I don’t know if I’m in love with you, that’s so complicated. But I do know I love you.
angstyvibes: my favorite way to hang out is so lowkey like u wanna watch reality tv all day in our sweats?? ok. wanna do homework n barely even talk except to complain about how much work it is?? ok. wanna read different books while sharing an entire
skybound-soul: let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours
klefable: you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with
safelov: one of my hobbies is sitting silently in my car once I’ve arrived
rlckrolled: Panic! In front of the cute boy
satans-advocate: sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
gaybabyjail: do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
demonshauntingcomputers: Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action
babymorocco: this to everyone i dont want in my life
boyofzoot: i smoke my weed i mind my business and stay in my lane
dogs99999: I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!
