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As if it wasn’t obvious enough I will use this post as another way to demonstrate how dumb some people are.This guy actually thinks I won’t notice that his tiny excuse of a wiener isn’t a real 8 incher and that he is cheating with optica
As he pulled on his shirt, something clicked in his mind that once his shirt was on, he was fully dressed. That was all he needed and he was “decent”. He’d walk out of the locker room and onto the street as if it were perfectly normal.
As more and more inches of fat cock worked their way into her cunt, she felt as if she were starting to split in two!
As I snapped pictures, she looked at me as if to say - Now what? “Get to work baby, there’s a lot of him to please. You wanted a big dick…it’s showtime!” She put on a show alright. He buried all of that THICK fuck-pole
As she put down the receiver, your wife told you that your boss had told her to wait for him naked. Every minute until his arrival reminded you that your wife was naked for another man, and you felt as if he were already having sex with her even before
As vezes queremos e planejamos tantas coisas, que acabamos nos esquecendo de agradecer as bençãos que Deus nos dá todos os dias.
Some people wouldn't bother me as much if they just, you know.. died.
The Stuff of Legends: ohlaurdy: sigh i feel like im betraying rose and ten as my otpbut...
If felt as if nothing could ever go right for Greg. After years of seeing all the other boys around him grow tall and strong with the onset of puberty, he longed for the time when he would also begin puberty. When he, so small, delicate and scrawny, would
An evil, devious smile took over her face as her eyes welled up with desire. She knew what Wes wanted her to do, in fact Wes was looking at her practically daring her to. Slowly she rose up and stood, and Shawn’s eye grew wide with disbelief as
watchingsexinperson: (via TumbleOn) Abby’s mouth opened wide and she held her breath as she felt Wes’ cock slowly glide into her all the way, as deep as he could get it. He held it there as Abby’s entire body flooded with waves of orgas
If anyone needs to talk, I’m gonna be here most of the day, if i don’t reply its probably because i’m playing skyrim to deal with my own anxieties but i’ll try my best to help you all <3
mothmaam: Happy autism acceptance month! Reminder to unfollow & block me if you Support Autism Speaks Use “Autistic” as an insult Use or call anyone the r slur Use the “Autistic screeching” meme, this Infantilize autistic people
If You Aint Got A Gut I Aint Gonna Nut
as-if-and-only-if:notagiraffe:Things I’m predicting for Tumblr blaze1. Call out posts2. Promoting your own fanfic3. Petty drama from an obscure fandom that makes no sense without context4. Some wild nonsense related to supernatural5. Everyone pay
hypno-sandwich: Not sure if redhead. Not sure if I care. @alice-doe, @ashcatred, @bannableoffense, @breakitdownnat, @convoluted-moonscape, @dreamdropdazing, @enscenic, @foxfire-midori, @hypno-tease-her, @listlesslywandering, @loreleirivers Some of these
as soon as my kid gets around 6 or 7 i’m buying her a heater and teaching her how to use it. give her a healthy respect for the pistol. because i want her to know that if she ever feels like she needs to pull her gun i want her to be completely aware
getting another order together to be ready to ship out !lots of prints to choose from ! 8x10s start at ฟ and 4x5 are as low as Ū.50 (and each include a protective sleeve) ! also don’t forget: free domestic shipping ! ✨💕✨
as-warm-as-choco: You thought you knew anything about cuteness overloads? This proves you wrong! (My heart melted and I don’t even play Metal Gear Solid) Cosplayer: Maul CosplayTimberwolf from: Filmwoelfe
if Jasper ever ends up reforming (both literally and figuratively) and joining the team, I hope she at one point calls Amethyst her Amethysteralternatively, if they ever meet any other Earth born Gems they could call her that
As if my rabbit drama for the year was over…Comet’s got an abscess near her left eye, making it bug out a little. I’m not in the emotional or mental mood to lose another rabbit (may as well be two since Papacha is bonded to her like
will the day ever come where i will find someone as gross as me.
((Fanart for anyone? Even if I said this again, JUST reblog if I can draw done fanart for you!!
“As if you had any choice, silly boy. You are now mine to do as I wish.”
As If It Matters If You Think It Matters Anymore
girl4pay:remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying
REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU
As she took his penis outside of his pants, she bent over while taking it in her mouth. She expected it to go down, but it just kept getting bigger. Gabe’s eyes were now looking as if they were out of his head. After she skillfully began working it
As Jessica emerged from under the table, she could see George slamming his shaft into Rebecca as if possessed. George felt amazing, he’d never been able to perform in such an animalistic way before, and it empowered him. He could feel every inch of
if you don’t fuck with michael jackson, you sus as fuck.
beethovensbae: If you get in my car and classical music is playing and you say “ugh what is this?” You best hop the fuck out because you best believe I will hardcore jam to Rimsky Korsakov as I drive away from your unappreciative ass.
Reblog if you're single as fuck.
“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”
as-if-and-only-if:fanfiction-artist-prototype:sol1loqu1st:“average cake contains 2 cups vanilla extract" factoid actualy just statistical error. average cake contains 1 tsp vanilla extract. Vanilla Extract Georg, who lives in a cave & drinks
If I was Nathan and their was a fan outside my house, I'd go to the window, grab my cat, throw it at her head and then proceed as if nothing has happened.
so my ex boyfriend follows me on instagram (my nsfw one) and I wonder if he follows me on here and seeing as he comments and likes every picture on instagram I kinda wanna ask ‘hey so do you regret cheating on me after a week with some rando girl at
sushinfood: pan-pizza: I’m scarred. I feel as tho this was animated in another dimension as an official episode oh my god?!!?!?!?
If the author turns out to be a bad guy im gonna be fucking pissed
gale-gentlepenguin:What made you a furry?Lola Bunny from Space JamSonic the hedgehogRobin Hood (the one with animals as characters)Lion King (can you feel the love tonight)PokémonBeastarsCrash or Spyro gamesDon Bluth moviesOther (but you gotta reply
femtoxic:virginrosemary: radiocandy: friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist. as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this He lost 4.4 million followers over all of this. Let’s take him down the
If feel as if when someone makes a sad text post, there should be some sort of ‘I can relate to this.’ button instead of being able to like it. Because every time I like someone’s text post it looks like I’m liking their sorrow.
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as much as i am currently dreading chibi season 2, i am thankful they r recognizing penny still exists again lmasosdfgsg
As much as I love having sex, no matter the location, there’s no other place I love having sex in more than the outdoors. Is there anything sexier than being absolutely as loud as you want?
You are not a bad student if you skip school every now and then to take a mental health day. It is important to care for yourself.
