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A while back I was at Book-Off (used media store) browsing the Children’s DVDs for any good finds when I found they sorted “Fritz the Cat” as a kids movie. It amused me so such
I’m a little pissed off right now. My mom set up a dentist appointment today, which is fine because I haven’t been in like 6 years. But apparently set up other appointments leaving no time for an actual appointment making it a big goddamn
I’m frustrating my mom because she’s trying to take my blood pressure for practice (she’s training to be a nurse) but I have a very hard to find pulse. Every time I have my blood pressure taken or blood drawn at a doctors office it takes
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I was a kinda weird kid and, among other things, I liked to collect stuff. Not, like, hard to find stuff but general stuff like “rocks” or “leaves” and I would just collect ALL of whatever I could find of that thing. Once when
These tablets found a really creative way to get stuck in the bottle
So, I actually had a Steven Universe-related dream last night! I very very rarely have fandom-related dreams so I just find it really fascinating. I suppose its not too surprising since I’ve pretty much done nothing but watch, read about, listen
Text from my brother in our sibling group text
In case you were wondering what I get up to when I’m not on Tumblr, today I harassed my siblings via text with a stupid ASCII duck
Chloe wanted to play Steven Universe so she was assigning characters to me and our dogs and she said to me “You can be Pearl because you’re always telling us what to do.”
Yaay, that Adventure Time poster book I bought arrived! Once I get them put up around my room (with my Walking Dead posters), I’ll take some pics for you guys. I’ll probably need to clean up a bit first so you don’t see my awful awful
Back when I lived in the desert, we lived right by an ostrich farm (I don’t know why there was an ostrich farm but apparently there are a lot of ostrich farms in the desert) so sometimes the local markets would have ostrich eggs (which is what that
littleliontyrionlannister: narunfiltered: Souvenir Shop Hawaii (I’m just a simple tourist browsing through the shop. My clothes are completely normal and plain.) Me: “looking around” Customer: Excuse me, but do you have any other styles of this?
I’m pretty sure my issue/morbid fascination with bleak “empty earth”-type stories came from reading “There Will Come Soft Rains” when I was really young. It probably didn’t help that a few years earlier when I was 8
animeonnaotaku: bitterlips: Gamestop Yup When I was a kid, my siblings and I wanted a Dreamcast so we sold a bunch of stuff to raise the money for it. There was this game shop called “World of Games” that’s no longer around (the
mysteriousfoxgirl: 4-panel-life: so I’m an adult..! I have this problem often Same, haha. A few months ago I was at the dentist and the assistant was trying to make small talk by asking all these high school questions (when are you graduating, where
My little sister does extras work (she wants to be an actress) and she was in the most recent episode of Mixology (we didn’t know when it would air otherwise I would’ve mentioned it before). It’s just a short scene but she’s very
dw: i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking Fun fact about me: I have a cyst above my right eye and it’s usually fine but sometimes it gets swollen or sensitive and will hurt whenever I blink. And let me tell you, you get super
my cursor is shaped like an insect (technically a creeper from SH2) and it started to move around on its own so I thought I had a virus or something but it turned out it was just a moth walking on my screen
Earlier today when I was walking my little sister home from school, we were waiting for the light to change so we could cross the street and its a very busy street so the light takes ages to change. After waiting for a bit she gave an impatient sigh and
I got my hair cut and it’s half the length it was and it feels really weird not to have super long hair anymore
The gallery opening was super fun and my plan was to stay until closing (at 10pm) but there’s SO many people and the venue is pretty small so I was getting pretty anxious (I’m not great with crowds), so I had to bail. But I had lots of fun
tiny-floating-whale replied to your chat:Here’s a cute conversation I had with my little sister last night on the way home from the gallery Your sister is precious oh my gosh. Every story you tell of her is like, o m g. Isn’t she though?
Who wants to hear a marvelous misadventure of 5-year-old Artie? I should’ve posted this yesterday since I was talking about how phone stuff like dial-tones and whatnot freak me out and I’m pretty sure this incident is one of the reasons why:
For some reason I always read the word “jokester” as “jo-kester” rather than “joke-ster” even though I know that’s how its pronounced. Once I was reading this DC Elseworld comic (or like a review for it, it was
A couple years ago I went to one of those Universal Studios Hollywood Horror Nights (whatever year they had the Silent Hill maze is when I went) and we went on the “Terror Tram” which isn’t so much a tram as much as it is hiking up a
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
whammy5: Okay, was watching the episode “Indirect Kiss” of Steven Universe and I have to ask… Why can’t I find a GIF of Connie tearing up while eating her sandwich and telling Steven to “Go on” with his story. Cause that seems like perfect
The movie “Hocus Pocus” is forever endeared to me because when I was 5 or 6 I split my forehead open jumping on the bed and had to go get stitches. My mom took me and my siblings stayed with my aunt (who lived nearby) and we were gone a few
I was doing laundry and I got stuck in the garage for 5 minutes because this huge black and white fuzzy spider crawled onto the doorframe (door was open at the time). Fuzzy spiders are usually jumping spiders so I was too afraid to risk walking too close
Earlier today my little sister burst into my room and was like “ARTIE! There were BEARS! There were BEARS on the NEWS! A WHOLE FAMILY OF BEARS was right in the middle of the street!”. She ran into my room just to tell me there were bears on
Once, when I was a kid, my little brother got it in his head that it was really funny to jump out at people from around corners and stuff and scream in order to scare them. No idea where he picked that up but he was doing it to everyone for a while. Then
when I was a kid, like really young (like 5 or something), and my siblings and I would play video games (or watch our mom play video games) we would call the bosses the ‘main guy’. Like “I need help fighting the main guy”, to differentiate it
My little sister said she loved the episode, I asked what her favorite part was she said “when Greg was telling the story of how he met Rose”, so the whole episode. I asked if she could be more specific and she said she couldn’t because
my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While she was talking she accidentally dropped Pearl who then ran under a cabinet and then I spent 5 minutes
artemispanthar: my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While she was talking she accidentally dropped Pearl who then ran under a cabinet and then
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While she was talking she accidentally dropped Pearl who then ran under
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While she was talking she accidentally dropped Pearl
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While she was talking she accidentally
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While she was talking
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While
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I had another SU related dream last night. This time, an unscheduled episode aired tonight called “Rain Check”. The first half was similar to “Story for Steven” in that it was Greg telling Steven a story and we saw it as a flashback, something
my family just got back from a 2 week long road trip and one of the first stories my little sister tells me is how they went to this one restaurant that had a waiter and waitress who both happened to be named Jamie and after they left my little sister
loycos: request for Pearl telling space stories for Amethyst!
Random story time ‘cause I can’t sleep: When I was 9 or so our school got a new vice principal and he went around to all the classrooms to introduce himself (it was a small school), telling anecdotes that I guess he thought would amuse children
paticmak: Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?
freakxwannaxbe: But when you’re gone, who remembers your name?Who keeps your flame?Who tells your story? Inspired by this video
Random story time:When I was about 8 or 9 years old, my family (my mom, my siblings, and myself) shared a home with my aunt and her son (my cousin) for a few months.At the time, my cousin was about 4 years old and he was super into the movie Hook. We
here’s a personal story on the subject of Pushing Daisies:For the premiere of the second season, they did this promotional “pie tour” where they set up in different areas with a trailer made up like the Pie Hole, gave away mini pies, had trivia
There’s this kid at my little sister’s school that’s always rude to her and now whenever she’s telling me stories about that kid she calls her Aquamarine
So my grandma used to always tell this story from when she, her sister, and her brother were kids. I don’t 100% know if the story was completely true, although I suspect it is based on how mad my great uncle would get whatever she told it, haha.So when
bowlingalleycarpet:simple illustrations to tell a story about a chicken crossing the road from class ♡ ♡
artevalentinapaz: Mahariel knows the flora in the Ferelden forests very well, but she’ll let the hot redhead tell her stories about them DAOCtober day 5, Origins wife- I mean romance
artevalentinapaz:Varric likes to tell the story as if it was an incredible heroic duel, just to forget Hawke almost got stabbed with one of her own daggers. My contribution for @da2zine! Bloody close-ups under the cut! Keep reading
