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One of my favorite Mexicana Porn star @vickichase is dancing at @crazyhorsesf today and tomorrow. If you are in the S.F. area or any where in the Bay Area don’t miss out this all natural beauty!!!! @vickichase @vickichase @vickichase @vickichase
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
You can look AND touch~Here’s the finished flat version of that one sketch. Enjoy some nice blueberry UG XDP.S. REMINDER THAT COMMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN!! :D
The worst lies are the ones you tell yourself.
“Think you’re facing saints?” “The people in front of you, are pirates.”
I can do this too
The awkward moment when your mom compares you to one of your friends, but she has no idea how much more worse they are than you.
One year of posting. Of course I want you to hack off when I go to the trouble of wearing clothes like this. Are you just a little slow?
the-wag: Siblings brainstorming “Wagram and Wingbella are trying to think of something they can do that might interest you folks, oh well seems like they will have to think about this one for some time.” Quickly threw this together cause I wasn’t
A big thank you to all the anons that sent us holiday greetings! We hope all of you are enjoying this holiday as well. Stay warm and toasty, nerds!
One of the mains reasons why i can’t talk about this hobby:Friend 1: “hey, what are you doing? I’m playing LoL, but i’m bored…”Friend 2: “Nah, i’m playing The Witcher 3″Me (trying to put a strapon on Young Ran and a Cat tail butt-plug
The Aqua Teen Hunger Force girls re-enacting one of my favourite ATHF quotes. Also, the girls names are Mistress Shake and Fryla. I haven’t figured out a name for Meatwad yet
The only adornments your fucktoy needs are the ones you put on her.
You see there are two parts to me that seem to constantly pull against each other, the “surface” me (for lack of a better term), because she is the one everyone else sees. She is strong, independent and in control. She would be horrified at
hasuyawwn: a silly print based off one of these things i used to have when i was younger. the title is supposed to be punny, i hope you can tell :’Dc yurio’s faces are so priceless omfg
you are the one you’ve been waiting for
the-switch: misrtss4087: submatt90: Yes please Miss!Kik: submatt90 are you ready to be submissive to be my slave chat me up Here’s the big one
yass-al-ghul: autisticspeedwagon: autisticspeedwagon: You know school memes? Like memes within schools? Like that one teacher who always says a certain thing and everyone knows it, so it becomes a school meme? I like how people are reblogging this
terezis:notepad docs that make you go hmm
the-ice-castle: You know, one thing i like about Mulan is how Yao, Ling and Chien Po don’t really seem to care about the fact that Mulan is a girl. I mean, when they find out, they are visibly perplexed But even so, they rush and try to help her when
traveling-spartan: If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it: 1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me. 2) Very sorry about that,
Are you in Houston or attending the Lone Star Spanking Party? Do you want a chance to spank me, be spanked by me or enjoy certain other kinds of fetish play? Want a double session with me and one of my friends? I still have a few openings left! Please
you know when its just one of those days
comment-tube: sorry for the length but these are some of the best comments probably ever
tona001: - Christmas lights with youI love this two. I was listening to Paradise Stars and I broke down into tears: I just want them to hang out one day and look at the stars together and feel free and be happy. They are both so young and they don’t
benfranklinssexcapades:one of those “the first thing your soulmate says to you is tattooed on your wrist” aus for taz because kravitz would have a tattoo saying “hey thug whats your name im gonna tentacle your dick”
the best you ever had
andillwriteyouatragedy:there’s a bard loose in kaer morhen. this has never happened. no one knows what the bard is going to do next, least of all the bard. he’s never been in kaer morhen before, he’s as confused as you are
commanderimagination: gothtigger92: eisen-und-blut: are we going to ignore the fact that this guy who in one incarnation was raised by a tree cannot hold the tree pose. I guess he forgot his roots. did you just
The IC/OOC nonsense of a certain man named Xander.
bootsuro: I wish there were DR sprites for all the Hato characters that would be amazing ooooh. Ask and you shall receive or at least one of each main for now these are really bad and i didnt even do anghel because my hand hurts way 2 go me
The innocense captured in this shot can tell a hell of a story all by itself. That same innocense one can only feel when we are wearing our most valued piece of clothing, which is our own skin. Being comfortable with our own skin and appreciating every
You are…every last one of you.
iheartnewt: eeny meeny miny mo catch a tiger by his toe if he hollers let him go my mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it.
are we failing our education system. or is our education system failing us. lmao sike naw we all know what the answer to that is.
zombiemiki: Pokemon Centers in Japan are offering these cute mini artboards featuring Pikachus from the Pikachu in the Farm series as part of a current buyer’s incentive program. For every 4,000 yen spent, you can choose from 1 of 4 designs.I think
rightondaddysdick: giizhigaate: clatterbane: haydengise: ultrafacts: bvb-killjoy: groovypirate: bee-the-gatekeeper: chauvinistsushi: bebinn: hellkatsally: ultrafacts: Source These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one
One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is. Thank you for this post… this is awesome. ignorance is bliss
The fact that there are people out there that don’t like Ska makes me feel really uncomfortable.
You are the thorn twisting in my side. The one Id rather shelter and hide then simple move on..
The most dangerous ships of all are the ones where you’re like heh this is kinda cute, I guess I ship it a little. That’s how it starts man. That’s how it fucking starts.
ares-of-olympus: so i was on 4chan the other day to discuss Steven universe with many other anonymous posters and well one brought up a good idea for an ending, but i had no idea it was going to go that rout… please note that the only posts i made
blackmthedistortion: This is so stupid. I was going to reblog it telling them how stupid they are but it contain triggering pictures, like, how can you be telling that while reblogging a triggering picture? It seems you understand that kind of people.
are you hurting the one you love
the-curvy-scarlett: You are pretty, just like the ones in the magazines. 💄👌💋
l3reezer: Your hearts are probably not yet ready for the World Conference in two years, but… In six years there will be another. In ten years there will be yet another. This time, the actions of humans has likely made you change your mind. The remaining
The worse kind of POTs are the ones who say things like “I am really good at giving oral sex, I am generous in the bedroom” during negotiations. Like that’s going to entice me. Bitch, stimulate my wallet, not my pussy. I don’t care whether you’re
One time a client gave me my donation and then rudely said afterwards “what are you going to spend the money on?!?” Um… living. I’m paying to live… just like you do
one-amazayn-direction: You’re planning the most romantic date of a lifetime, where are you going to go?
You know when you’re ugly like me these semi decent photos are ones to cherish.
You can always tell your good friends. They are the ones laughing at you.
You def need one! cagechronicles: 333images: Can’t fuck, can’t masturbate, can’t even spread her legs. But she can still go to the beach, dammit. Where are all the chaste girls? An article after the click. fuckyeahslavegirl: (via dddecember)
ari-chann replied to your post “hey guys, i was curious if you would consider doing (C86) [Tohonifun…”Pssst, Kouhai, what are u getting op for Valentines??????? c:YOU THINK IM GOING TO SAY IT HERE???????? WHERE SHE CAN SEE??????????????