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I like to think this spindly legged table collapsed shortly after this picture was taken, giving everyone involved a great story to tell at the pub. Seriously, that table cannot be safe.
I really don’t understand how in every single picture from this set, this chick looks like some sort of saint looking devotedly at Jesus or whatever. Woman, what is your face.
Somehow, this feels like an awkward selfie. Ye Olde Unenthusiastic Snapchat.
Adorable ladies with their adorable stockings being adorable.
what the fuck
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I want to be friends with these people.
I’m trying to come up with a good name for this kind of strangely athletic posing. Sexcrobatics? Sex-pilates? Sexercise? What do you think?
There is just too much going on in on this set and it’s giving me a headache. Rug pattern, crochet stockings, a painted fan, a pillow covered in rope for some ungodly reason… I need an advil.
Right. I’m officially naming this woman St. Teresa. Thanks @mdwmffn.
THAT IS A SMALL DOG THIS PICTURE MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE NOW YOU CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLE TOO
Ok I understand why the dick-and-balls have chicken legs, but why in the name of ever-loving fuck do the vulvas have, what are those, deer legs? Just…why…
How you know I’m in this for the fashion and not the sex: I recognize pictures from this set not by their faces but by the flossing on her corset. If she ever takes it off I’m doomed.
I have survived Plague Part Two! Have a woman getting fucked whilst wearing a ridiculous bonnet! Huzzah!
Ok, yeah, I have come to love and appreciate the insane busy-ness of Victorian print mash-ups in a totally ironic manner, but then sometimes it hits me that someone actually put all this together on purpose because they thought it looked nice. And then
Ok, yeah, really starting to think that dog is taxidermied…which just adds a whole NEW level of weird
One of these days I swear I will do a round up of every picture I have found where they’re looking back at the camera like “Did it go off? I don’t know if it went off. How do we tell if it worked.â€
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE FAKE DOG
About time for another one of these, I think.
omg her face
talk about your awkward selfie…
“Only in very instances do women experience one tithe of the sexual feeling which is familiar to most men. Many of them are entirely frigid, and not even in marriage do they ever perceive any real desire.” -Dr. George H. Napheys, The Transmiss
and this collection of patterns is still just as baffling as ever
I’ve had this sitting in my drafts for like a year and I can’t come up with anything witty to say. She’s gorgeous and I’ve been trying to replicate that hairstyle for MONTHS.
Inspecting the merchandise, perhaps…
apparently this is a thing?
antiquatedlust: http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/6473111 (Please try not to remove source.) another woman combing her pubic hair. as you do. apparently.
Things I love about this picture: His hat His confused and slightly concerned expression Her expression that says she is all about this, yes His delicately crossed ankles Palm fronds??
the longer i look at this, the funnier his face gets
“…in reference to passion in women. A vulgar opinion prevails that they are creatures of like passions with ourselves; that they experience desires as ardent, and often as ungovernable, as those with lead to so much evil in our sex.” -Dr.
I’ve had this in my drafts for over a year and I can’t figure out why it seems so weird to me but it just seems…really weird…
mudwerks: Victorian Breasts (by Wooway1) So I should probably find some joke about boobs but mostly all I wanna do is point that through a lot of the victorian age, corsets weren’t really overbust, and that the chemise is the bit that kept the
“Anyway here’s Wonderwall”
Breakfast is served.
wickedknickers: Giddy up! Onwards! TO GLORY!!
msbehavoyeur: Trilogie érotique II ~ Drawings by Martin van Maele. Illustration of a poem by Paul Verlaine. 1907 via
Hello I swear I am not dead it’s just finals and holidays and things, have some lesbians. Or they might be bisexual. You never know.
there’s not nearly enough cunnilingus on this tumblr
ohhh jeez i don’t even know what to say about this one i want to murder whoever though that curtain was a good idea
Every time I look at his hat, all I hear is The Swedish Chef. bork bork bork
More rare than the naked velocepedestrienne, here we have the Victorian Woman With Ladder in her natural habitat.
god that couch is awful
THE CHICKEN HAT
“And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like…”
I HAVE FINISHED MY MASTER’S CAPSTONE PROJECTHAVE…WHATEVER THIS IS IN CELEBRATION
retrona: Jan Srp - Act, circa 1905. Toned slide There seems to be a subset of Victorian and Edwardian erotica participants who thought wearing a petticoat as a hat was sexually enticing…
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vensuberg: CA 115 Used to have girlfriends who were dead ringers for both models. They are so cute
sweet hat bro
This is probably the most skillful addition of a urine stream I have ever seen, and when the fuck did my life take the turn where that would be an applicable phrase.
I like that chair. Finally a piece of furniture that isn’t atrocious.
occasionally I come across pictures of people using root vegetables as dildos and like, I get it, it’s vaguely dick shaped and dildos were harder to find then, but all I can think about is that one episode of A Thousand Ways to Die where someone rupture
I’m naming them the Half-Hearted Threesome. They’re just…not into it…
Apparently Swedish Chef dude is into the kinky stuff…
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