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Another antique strap-on. I think as long as we’ve had vaginas we’ve been making things to put in them. cuntbarf: c.1890Â
More familiar faces! Possibly I have at some point posted all these pictures before, I don’t care, it’s finals time of my last semester of college, I have no more fucks to give.
In celebration of the end of my undergraduate career from one of the top universities in the world, I give you Victorian Women Having Sex in Silly Hats. I graduated from college and all I got was a Victorian pornography obsession.
In which we see the Silly Hat Fairy does not limit her attacks to women…
Soooo that last post went to the totally wrong tumblr. Sorry. Have a mustache to make up for it. (If anyone is interested in my other tumblr, which is personal, and by personal I mean mostly a whole lot of fangirling and capslock and apparently baby
Ye olde titty-fucking
….I think they need more prints…
Well that’s impressive
Familiar faces! I’ve become rather inordinately fond of this little foursome.
The fact that there not only exists ONE Victorian/Edwardian picture of a man sticking his penis in a woman’s armpit, but TWO pictures makes me deliriously happy. Or that could be the insomnia talking. Either way.
On today’s episode of Oh My God, Why Would You Pair That Couch with That Rug, Are You Actually Blind?
I do believe it is time for another installment of Women Having Sex in Stupid Hats. Also, grad school has eaten my brain, and it’s only gonna get worse. I’ll try to remember to post, I promise.
Have more of the lesbian foursome! My long term relationship just ended and everything is shitty, but at least there’s Victorian pornography! Hooray!
vintage-addicted:
vintage-addicted: It took me, not kidding, at least two minutes of staring at this picture to figure out the legs. Anatomy and I are not friends. (also friendly reminder my ask box is open, for the love of god please distract me from this journal revie
nightinmyveins: Vintage Erotica: a watercolor by the 19th-century French artist Achille Deveria. Image from Wikimedia Commons. In my head, this is Victoria and Albert when they got bored at parties.
More familiar faces!
In which we learn silly hats are not even limited to humans. Go home, bottle, you’ve been drunk.
Lesbian foursome! Gosh these ladies must’ve had a long day.
Girl on the left is so done with these shenangins
I’ve been staring at this one and off for months and I still cannot figure out what is up with or on that guy’s face. Is he wearing a mask? Is it paint? And why is he wearing what looks like a Navy uniform shirt and then plaid pants? Also,
And today we have another episode of Oh God, Those Curtains, Whyyyyyy
Is it just me, or are naked man-legs kind of hilarious? Lookit them knobbly knees
valeriool: big penis Thought process: Is that guy in the background fishing? Oh look there’s a chick in the water …attached to the fishing line… …by her lady parts… Is…is he using her as bait, or did he seriousl
Can it be? A Victorian print that isn’t mind searingly hideous? Of course we can’t see the colors, so it could be fuchsia and hunter green for all we know. Also still bored. Ask box still open. Entertain me?
thosenaughtyvictorians: vintage-addicted: Her face. Those hats. I..I can’t. Reblogging this because I actually can’t stop staring at it and I’m also about 98.5% sure the hat on the right is literally made out of a chicken. A CHICKEN.
I have named her Mistress Bertha, in case anyone is interested.
Victorian Women Sitting Naked on Swings. You’re welcome.
victorianerotica: Â classic Sneak preview of a little thing I’m working on for you all…
Nonsensical painted backdrop: check Incredibly awkward posing: check Horrible patterned fabric: check Glorious waxed mustache: check Mod contentedly sighing because this feels like coming home: check
what the fuck
I want to be friends with these people.
THAT IS A SMALL DOG THIS PICTURE MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE NOW YOU CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLE TOO
Ok, yeah, really starting to think that dog is taxidermied…which just adds a whole NEW level of weird
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE FAKE DOG
mudwerks: Victorian Breasts (by Wooway1) So I should probably find some joke about boobs but mostly all I wanna do is point that through a lot of the victorian age, corsets weren’t really overbust, and that the chemise is the bit that kept the
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wickedknickers: Giddy up! Onwards! TO GLORY!!
there’s not nearly enough cunnilingus on this tumblr
ohhh jeez i don’t even know what to say about this one i want to murder whoever though that curtain was a good idea
Every time I look at his hat, all I hear is The Swedish Chef. bork bork bork
More rare than the naked velocepedestrienne, here we have the Victorian Woman With Ladder in her natural habitat.
god that couch is awful
THE CHICKEN HAT
“And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like…”
a little thing to brighten up your Monday
sweet hat bro
This is probably the most skillful addition of a urine stream I have ever seen, and when the fuck did my life take the turn where that would be an applicable phrase.
I like that chair. Finally a piece of furniture that isn’t atrocious.
occasionally I come across pictures of people using root vegetables as dildos and like, I get it, it’s vaguely dick shaped and dildos were harder to find then, but all I can think about is that one episode of A Thousand Ways to Die where someone rupture
I’m naming them the Half-Hearted Threesome. They’re just…not into it…
Apparently Swedish Chef dude is into the kinky stuff…
I’m tolerably certain that’s a vegetable but I can’t quite figure out which vegetable. I think it’s some kind of squash….
Our old friends Paisley Chair and Ruffled Leopard make a reappearance! Also, lesbians.
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My fave stockinged lesbians, at it again. They so cute!
