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“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you get what I mean.”
“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d prefer my dick?”
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I may lower the I.Q. of the whole street, but I also raise the libidos of the whole city.”
“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my high-functioning penis.”
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“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”
“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”
“I want you to fill my ‘Empty Hearse.’” Submitted by jadziabear.
“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because I want to bone you.”
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me blush.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“You make me want to scrub your floors and wear men’s deodorant.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I’m your biggest fan-derson.â€
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
perpetualsoncentral: Perpetual Son: Cast Line-up Chart #1 COMMISSIONED ARTWORK done by: @lookatthatbuttyo / @jmdurden COLORING AND EDITING done by: @xxmercurial-darknessxx Concept and idea: me ( @slim2k6 / @perpetualsoncentral) Lineup of the first group
perpetualsoncentral: Perpetual Son: WWTLF: Cast Line-up Chart (updated) COMMISSIONED ARTWORK done by: @lookatthatbuttyo / @jmdurden COLORING AND EDITING done by: @xxmercurial-darknessxx Concept and idea: me ( @slim2k6 / @perpetualsoncentral) Lineup
Lori Groneman (aka Chris Anderson)
the-blazin-asian: oneafternineonine: mkinnon: my aesthetic is gillian anderson completely forgetting all her lines in the first season of the x files i would totally watch entire episodes of this someONE someTHING where we dug up ˢᵒᵐᵉ…thingsome
club-ace: darkereve: Commission for DelvarStoneheart of my 2 Jagua Tales characters, Cassandra and Selina….it looks like Selina is literally turning into Cass XD, hope you folks like it. Line Art by Me, Colors by Anderson-07. Man talk about growing
healthysexydoc: muffintop-less: AMAZING MOTIVATION:When Harriet Anderson crossed the finish line at Kona — the Ford Ironman World Championship — in October 2009, there were a few reasons she stood out. At 74 years of age, she was the oldest female
fymodernfamily: The four-year-old Aubrey Anderson-Emmons about remembering her lines.
darkereve:Commissions for PhilVienna of the sexy Syx from Manaworld and his OC Rist, Hope you folks like these Kinky arts of these 2 lovely ladies, lines by yours truly and colors by Anderson-07.
madeofcelluloid:‘Punch-Drunk Love’, Paul Thomas Anderson (2002)I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line… I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they
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xombiedirge: That Cussing Badger by Rich Pellegrino / Blog / Tumblr 8” X 10” acrylic on panel. Part of the Wes Anderson tribute show, Bad Dads, opening November 1st 2013, at Spoke Art / Tumblr. On line sale commences Monday, November 4th, HERE.
