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darkcrow and yagskie right now Only 7 clips left, and then it’s all done…unfortunately we left the hardest clips for last, so this will be the porn equivalent of climbing Mt. Doom… …if you don’t hear from us for a while,
pevilsdaradise: Life sucks and then you die so might as well say what you want and fuck who you like ♡ Ask me about purchasing my private snap or blog to see more of me ♡
eatingdrawingreading: clementizzle: eatingdrawingreading drew this and then I died and spent an hour or so in my grave listening to take me to church and coloring this LOOK HE COLOR MY THING
AS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS ADORABLE LITTLE FILLY WAG HER TAIL?? WAGGING HER TAIL!!!!!! ITS OFFICIAL THAT PONIES WAY THEIR TAILS!! THATS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I’VE EVER SEEN! AND JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE AND THAT TAIL WAG!! HOLY ADORABLE AS HELL
keiranightleys: There was a Chanel #4, but she got meningitis. She was like, “I’m sick. I have to go home.” And I was like, “No. Stay.” But she went home anyway, and then she died. So another thing I was right about.
feministmadmax: hey girl: I don’t need to see the pain and humiliation you suffered as a sex slave. I believe you. And then she goes and f*cks Mel Gibson because his Mad Max wasn’t a fag.
queenssansa: I also feel like we should stop calling feminists “feminists” and just start calling people who aren’t feminist “sexist” – and then everyone else is just a human. You are either a normal person or a sexist. Why do transgender
Could you take a more f*cking boring picture of the stars please. (and then I see some asshat standing in the middle of the road staring up at the sky) what the f*ck could they be looking at? Orion? It’s only be there their whole life and they’re
So… basically i was right with the GITS movie, they turned into a mindless and basic sci-fi movie with your typical “i’m not a weapon, i’m a person” sort of. So we got this japanese chick called Motoko Kusanagi, and then she died, and
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
pv02: And then everybody died. The end. I’m rebooting the story again. I wanna take it in a more mature direction–one about how robots first gained sentience and tried to murderlize all human life. Pivot spearheaded the offensive as a shocktrooper.
c0mixtape:littlemissmasked: Want to make your DM’s day? Drink the unidentified potion. WE DID THIS ONCE AND IT WAS A GENIE
havanapitbull:theres this guy on youtube who just gets stung by increasingly deadly/painful insects and the videos are like 5 minutes of him getting psyched up to sting himself and then 10 minutes of him lying on the ground shrieking in agony
radiopastel replied to your post:aw hell yea burn ban time to die in hundred+++++++…hellyeah the rain and cold here is killing me yea its going to flush away my house and all my possessions hell yeagive us all of these things. give it to texas.
aspiritualwarrior: “Every thought in consciousness has been born into form, a temporary form and then it dies and goes onto another form. You could say the whole world is consciousness having taken birth as form, manifesting as form temporarily, and
happyhercmas replied to your post: i have ‘do you hear the people sing’ stuck in my… whatever makes you happy :* i don’t know why a stupid book/musical/film about EVERYBODY, LITERALLY EVERYBODY, dying is making me so happy at the
unflirty: hiyoupeople: unflirty: Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them?????? What the hell do YOU do? i die? lmao what kinda question….
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
That damn Pokemon dying alone in the Pokeball post really made me sad. It makes me think of all the Pokemon I lost when I stopped playing my games and then the save batteries ran out of charge and my save files were lost. I wonder if they realized I was
kittypride:life is about eating fruit and loving women and then you die
humansofnewyork: “My father died when I was six. He drowned on a fishing trip. My mother had to raise five of us in North Philadelphia. I remember being twelve years old and going to a market on the corner. My mother had sent me with a note, asking
quinngingerlove: archicide: “we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone Plus the sequel “we never got closure” And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”
Sometimes it lasts in love but 99.999% of the time it hurts instead: Simon/Alisha “So, he’s gonna go back in time, he’s gonna fall in love with Alisha, and then she dies and they’re gonna be stuck doing it over and over and over again for
beckiboos: valkyriegail76: This is 100% accurate. OMG I thought I was the only one. I had a Barbie being hanged and Ken was supposed to rescue her but he was distracted by his own reflection and then she died, the funeral was epic
kittypride: life is about eating fruit and loving women and then you die
jennnalouisecoleman: allmymetaphors: when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and
micahelcusbert: avatarious: you know an anime’s opening theme is really good when you don’t skip it and actually listen to it every episode #AND THEN THEY FUCKING CHANGE IT
castielisaprincess: hinokaze: It’s really weird to me that you see the course of this gif loop about 80 times and then you die I just watched it about 80 times and i’m still here
princess-lilyrose: life is about eating fruit and loving women and then you die 🍑🔪💕 ✨do not delete caption ✨
pinklikeme: Hey gang!! I made the Pearl and Garnet designs a while ago, and then finished Amethyst and Rose for the WeLoveFine Steven Universe contest. I have to admit my favorite one is Amethyst, lol. Please vote for them! I’d really appreciate it!
blanchedevereauxx: octopustrickery: and then he died it’s all fun and games until you literally know nothing about the Alaskan Wilderness
owlsuburb: mrseamonstur: mandkips: #and then he dies #and she starts killing people #still a better love story than Twilight THAT TAG
(via helloluxlisbon) I still wish so hard i could smoke without it it making me throw up and then, eventually, die. I wish i could be this girl: red hair, fur coat, fascinator and cigarette.
ghostparties: frogsandcrowns: (via helloluxlisbon) I still wish so hard i could smoke without it it making me throw up and then, eventually, die. I wish i could be this girl: red hair, fur coat, fascinator and cigarette. you throw up when you smoke?
kanyewesticle: hinokaze: It’s really weird to me that you see the course of this gif loop about 80 times and then you die i watched this 100 times and i’m still here. i did it i won life
prozacbitch: Life’s a bitch and then you die. So fuck the world and let’s get high!
deepdownyourstruly: lonespektr: mandkips: #and then he dies #and she starts killing people ^was murdered via a hate crime THIS SUBPLOT HAD ALWAYS MADE ME SO FUCKING SAD GODDAMNIT
dean-winchester-is-batman: growleythehellhound: i dont think misha is a douche at all in this episode. he thinks he’s like bffs with j2 and they just ignORE HIM and it’s really sad and he’s all alone and then he dies bye
curvygirlonabudget: facephase: nothingbutnathankress: Can we just take a moment to fully appreciate this photoshoot? At first I was like, “whos thaaa” then i realized who he is and then i died. Oh god
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
yesterday darfin was super lovey and when we were driving home from our date he reached over and started rubbing my thigh (and sometimes higher) and when we parked he was kissing my neck and I almost died he’s so unf then after he was cuddling
eakiffh: imissthecityilove: drinkfrommybones: I would die for a body like this, I am just getting bigger and bigger makes me want to hide under my covers 24/7 why would a bird want no tits?? Oh hey, another stolen and cropped photo! Joy of joys!
last night was the perfect amount of shots and drinks justttt bordering on drunk enough to be a normal, but drunk enough to be stupid and enjoy that and now I’m studying and eating and then gonna die in the hot room my ass is gonna get whooped
this game is hard but a lot of fun actually and super pretty aaa
mishamallow: #JUST LOOK AT SAM AND PLAYFULLY PLAYING WITH CAS AND GOING ALONG WITH IT
mandkips: #and then he dies #and she starts killing people
After watching that gif set of Keanu and Jamie I proceeded to watch that interview on YouTube and then like four more videos of interviews featuring Jamie and Cillian Murphy together and I do not regret it One Bit The finest Irishmen ever created
africanaquarian: onlyblackgirl: cocaineteas: vinebox: When rich white kids sing about their life… i’m rich and white, i’m rich aND WHITE AND THEN MOM DIED FROM A FIRE! I cannot fucking breathe I’M HOLLERING OMGGG
anamorphosis-and-isolate: “Life’s a bitch and then we die.”
cronicasdelfenix:—Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?Life’s a bitch and then you die, right?—Sometimes.Sometimes life’s a bitch and you keep living.—Yeah.—But it’s a nice night, huh?—Yeah. This is nice..
notebooksandlaptops: Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that
shay-gnar: they say life’s a bitch and then you die, but life’s been a bitch, and I’ve been dead for years.
jen-iii: Ahem…ok I can explain. xekstrin created a hella rad Cinderruby AU where, Instead of becoming Huntresses, They work for Junior and then are later hired by Cinder. this au hasn’t even been made yet and im already doing fanart coUGH
Okay goin to bed and goin to the beach tomorrow and then later dieing by Steven Bomb what a good day its gonna be
irgendwoanders: Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry. They burst into flame when it is time for them to die, and then they are reborn from the ashes.
