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You wanna see the kind of girls that playas like P. Diddy and all the rap guys get in their beds on a regular basis? I’m talking about thick, juicy models with big round phat asses and slim waists! Girls who do “side-bends” and “
This reminds me of the other night, me and kitten were looking for some new sex toys (recommendations are always welcome) and we came across fleshlights and she’d never seen or heard of them before. Naturally we had a giggle about it but I really
feathers-ruffled: Sketch Commission for SLIM ~Danny Fenton and Eris~ PLEASE REBLOG Outstanding job!! Thank you!! And you can expect more of these two…;)
w20l: Repeat, stroke, and stare: “Master Stephen’s Blog hypnotizes me”. Repeat, stroke, and stare until everything fades away and you find yourself cuming back to a state of awareness when you need to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbOgj5-rjQQ
Your wife sent you a selfie and a message, “do you think this is an appropriate outfit to meet the sexy director of our Atlanta office for dinner?” Your ‘okay’ was followed by “I understand, honey, I’ve seen the cuckold
They both have had sex with your wife. The blonde one was the first one to fuck her in your own house. She also dominated you from the very beginning. The first day she told you, “I want some time alone with your wife,” and produced a collar
Honey, I love this picture. It perfectly captures the way you see me now, your platonic love for me. It has been almost a year since you acquiesced to become a chaste husband, to allow and support my affair with my boss and to neither have sex with me
When I finally finish remaking and uploading these stickers on the shop, you can finally get the chance to stick a blushing Bertholdt on your bed and say, “Damn, Bert really looks good on my bed.” and you’ll thank me.I’ve got several more of
Some nights the plans I have for you strain the bounds of what one loving person can do to another. The pain and pleasure I inflict on the willing tapestry of your body is a kind of art that lights a fire within me and burns away my stress. And you
I just hit 100 followers! :D Thanks so much for following and you guys and gals, wouldn’t have ever thought to get so many notes (600!) and whatnot in a matter of about 4 days! That’s awesome! Again, thanks so much and hopefully I’ll
ghdos: xn—b6h: if i were a man and i was about to partake in sexual intercourse with a woman and she did this to me… i’d probably grip her wrists in one hand and bludgeon her with my boner god. I want a chick to Ric Flair chop my dick!! Woooooooooooo
I believe you that your dick hurts and your balls feel like they’re gonna explode. Just look at them. Blue and heavy. But what can I do? We both put the key into the time-triggered safe and you agreed to set the timer to four months. I must admit
belizeanvegan: belizeanvegan: When you’re a Caribbean Transman who’s been hospitalized numerous times and recently almost died twice last month due to trans surgeries and you’ve finally worked up enough energy and faith in the Universe to be
pebbleofgod: brosefvondudehomie: fullpraxisnow: Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy. So he gave millions and you gave ุ and feel like you’re doing more?
~RAW: A HannibalWill Fanthology - Now on Kickstarter~If you’re a Hannibal fan who loves Hannigram and you want a rad Hannigram fanbook full of art, comics, and fic, here it is! I contributed a 10 page post S3 comic, and I’ve seen some of the other
tookmyworldwithyou: YES WENDY. [x] He is a rude and disrespectful person and is being given very little press attention for his atrocious behaviour. Whereas Miley is being blasted by EVERYONE for her artistic choices.
jerrytyson: IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE
i’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones
queendivaofthedark: finnglas: just-shower-thoughts: Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”. This is because there’s always a part of your brain that’s like, “But what if I CAN’T do this?” and you’ll still
mostfacinorous: rainbowbarnacle: mulattafury: sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed who is she [source]
songofthestarwhale: everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash
theyellowbrickroad: the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the
lethal-desires: A Marriage of Convenience ~ Wedding Day (NapKin AU) N: “You mustn’t be indulging in the exuberance of this day. It is but a pretentious affair. Rather, you ought to be praying that I do not kill you tomorrow.” I: “And you ought
You’re trying, and that’s all what counts. Progress makes better. Be proud of where you’ve come. But keep going, and be marveled at what amazing things you can accomplish.
DO IT NOW: Guide to Proper Bra Fit and Measuring because Victoria Secret and La Senza and whatever are full of shit and you are definitely wearing the wrong size ok? ok
Working in the scorching sun changing oil and fixing flats because I was the low man on the pole and there were no more bays in the shop available and you out there from 7am to 6pm with no breaks whatsoever because y'all were busy as hell and you felt
wanderlost-girl: millennial-review: ive worked at PJs.ive watched my district manager drop a pizza drop the oven, it landed face up, it went in the boxif you order food and dont pick it up, they will keep it for hours until an employee eats it, or it
gaycism: nightmare116: john-x-doe: wanderingw0lf13: zackisontumblr: uhh…. yoooooooooooooooooooooooo what in the fuck Judging by the “oh boy” this ain’t the first wild text she’s sent him What a favor, indeed Op what’d you decide?
viscen-vas-arlesburgh: just-shower-thoughts: You could type out the full wording of every number from 0 to 999 without realizing your “a” key is broken. And you can go up to 999999999 before learning your “b” key is broken And you can go up
toffmikin: Regarding those who like to take art from Pixiv and repost them to Tumblr: The Pixiv site very clearly states in English to do not do that. And you know a simple Google Translate would get enough of the message across if you wanted to ask the
secretlaurie: I love her expression looking back at him. It looks like her eyes are asking, “I thought you were going to put it in my pussy. You want my ass? If you want that and you will like me still, that is ok…” Or maybe I am just thinking
dersely: momlonde: do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them “probably”
amoying: imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
fuckyeahjoshjen: Josh AND.. Leather Jackets
scissorsisters:You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you’ll get sick
I like getting an iced carmel macchiato from Starbucks because at first it’s like carmel milk and you’re like yo where’s the coffee and then its like oH YOU WANT COFFEE HERES FIVE SHOTS OF EXPRESSO HAHAHA SUFFER.
cuteless: do you ever just tell your friends something really exciting and they’re like “ok” and you just wanna scream “SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY FOR ME”
lemme just get this straight. if you’re doing something that hurts both me AND you and making us BOTH cry… then um why do you do it ? it’s easy, just stop. god, I really don’t know what to do anymore. CAN I PLEASE JUST GET
question: how does voting work in the states?? like do you just go in and straight up vote for trump or clinton (or third party)?
ya know when someone does something that makes them so hot and you can feel your heartbeat in your clit and it gets all warm and you have to bite your lip to keep it together bc ya
I’ve been going around just saying ‘aye, fight and you may die. run and you will live .. at least a while’ and my mother is getting concerned
bunabae:in case you forgot what I look like I look like this and you can find me on twitter and insta and ONLYFANS NOW as bunbae_ 💕💕💕
you-cant-keep-the-clown-down replied to your post: anonymous said:Who do you think i… What no everyone in the fandom talk of terezi kanaya and rose all the time that’s because the girls you mentioned are alive and doing things in current
when you get a new ringtone and you’re waiting on someone to call you just so you can hear it
How dare you say anything to me. You say I dont try. You say I cant do anything. Worthless. Lazy. You say you dont know me. You want me to talk to you. I have nothing to say. You dont fucking understand and you never will. You laugh in my face when I
alluringshimmer:you having to periodically pause hate-fucking me because you’re getting too close and you’re not done yet so you beat me in between fucking me
adevildom-deactivated20230212:Those unexpected sex are so hot. Like you are lying on your bed, entirely engrossed with your phone, wearing only a long t-shirt and panties and I slowly get inside the room, climb on the bed and you, just slide your panties,
saffelinastuffs:Can we stop already, with the “daddy doms are more caring and fun than serious doms” waffleycrap, please 🙄. If you aren’t feeling comfortable enough in your relationship to have fun and you don’t feel cared for,
awesometotaltreble said: EIGHTEEN AND TINY. I CAN BREAK YOUR LEGS AND YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE ME DO IT, MWAHAHAHA. FEAR ME AND MY SPORTS ENHANCED BICEPTS *FLEXES*
Do the people in the RWBY universe just really suck at nameing their kids if they have more than one? Like they think the first name is so good that the younger sibling just /has/ to match? Lookin at you Weiss and Winter AND you /Qrow and Raven/
scolley: I was casually taking a shower and the camera went off and cropped out my penis and turned my picture black and white. I am not a model. CUTE AS HELL
supergrissom: panzerbjoern: You know what? This is me. This is what I am. No posing. No cute angles. Just me. Me and my body. It has rolls. I have a big belly. I’m fat. And you know, that’s ok. I love myself for it. If you want to hurt me or shame
fatwasad: FREE Video on xtube! Thank you followers! It’s time to give something back bacause you are all just great. I was not allowed to post it here so i uploaded it on xtube and i hope linking to it is still ok. Now i may be over 500 lbs and you
panzerbjoern: You know what? This is me. This is what I am. No posing. No cute angles. Just me. Me and my body. It has rolls. I have a big belly. I’m fat. And you know, that’s ok. I love myself for it. If you want to hurt me or shame me into feeling
when you’re checking the tag for something that’s not even in your main interests and then you spot the little “comment” icon on some posts and you’re like hello there random followers it’s a small world
but rly tho if you know what “mafia” is go play, but if u don’t know then they you can learn along the way i hear its easy~~ ahaha they will guide you they need 3 more players to start! and you get to be vOCALOIDS~ sparkle sparkle
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
beware-tum-blr-groupthink: colionnoir: There is real evil in this world, you can’t legislate it away, you can’t ignore it away, and you can’t wish it away, evil is evil Sadly this is the kind of thing that won’t get much attention on Tumblr.
tfw your organic lab professor doesn’t really teach anyone what the fuck to do and just throws you into lab with no instruction but whatever little bits you can try to decipher from a grad school level JOC article (when you’re an undergrad student)