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Contrary to your wife, you didn’t like your new neighbor, and much less since you learned she runs a club for cheating wives and cuckolds, and that she has already initiated your red-haired wife.
“No, no, no, honey, didn’t your boss tell you the last time he fucked me that, because of performing below his expectations, you won’t be allowed to touch me for 6 months?
From the day your wife told you that you didn’t satisfy her in bed and that she had decided to fuck other men, your most humbling experiences haven’t been the times you have heard her moans as another man’s cock pounded her pussy. Nothin
Your wife admitted afterwards, “When I saw your boss fuck your secretary like you have never fucked me, I couldn’t help getting aroused. I know you noticed my impatience and my eagerness to be the next one he fucked, but what you didn’t
Your wife admitted afterwards, “When I saw your boss fuck your secretary like you have never fucked me, I couldn’t help getting aroused. I know you noticed my impatience and my eagerness to be the next one he fucked, but what you didn’t know
When your boss told you, “my secretary would have sex with you if you let me fuck your wife,” you didn’t imagine that hearing your wife’s loud pleasure moans as he fucked her wouldn’t be the only humiliation you would have to endure. But the
When your boss told you, “my secretary would have sex with you if you let me fuck your wife,” you didn’t imagine that hearing your wife’s loud pleasure moans as he fucked her wouldn’t be the only humiliation you would have to endure. But
Do you remember the first time, honey? You blushed deeply but you didn’t dare to say no. I talked all the time about how good he had fucked me while you tasted him on my pussy, I wanted you to see yourself as a consenting cuckold.
Back then, your wife and her lover had to be very discreet. And, certainly, you didn’t want anybody to know that you had been cuckolded by a woman or that your wife’s lover wore the trousers in your household and was the only ‘man’
standbyphoenix: Interviewer: Keanu, you’ve said you accepted a part in Idaho first, hoping River would do the film too.Keanu Reeves: No. We were always together.River Phoenix: He was lying. We were doing I Love You to Death, and we both got the Idaho
laurensilkhotwife: When you decided to try for a baby you asked your wife to stop seeing her boyfriend, since you knew he refused to pull out and you didn’t want to take any chances. A few hours earlier she’d mentioned that it looked like you were
nightwing18681: OK so it’s you little sister birthday. You haven’t gotten her a gift and you didn’t know what she like. While she was in the restroom you got on her computer to what she like. She likes anime ok got it you said. But she like the
“I heard you had a pistachio cake for your birthday and you didn’t even like pistachio…..so I made CHOCOLATE!”This is a parody scene of one in Kamen Rider OOO, and for Fuze’s birthday where Jadefire tries to impress him and maybe cheer
star-vs-the-fandoms-of-evil: “I didn’t get a choice about coming here to Earth, and you didn’t get a choice about having to deal with me.”
I wanted to say a big thank you to everyone that submitted to Pajama Saturday yesterday. I am incredibly happy that it is finally starting to take off. It will be an ongoing weekly thing, so if you have some pjs that you want to show off, you didn’t
thebowspring: NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis cheering on massacres likes its a sport. Contrary to what the media tell you this is how safe they are from ‘khamas rockets’ and this is how little regard they have for human life.
When you’re sick and you didn’t have a Valentine you get yourself discounted candy and become your own Valentine!! 😍
I just spent last night unable to stop thinking about Joseph spitting on Caesar’s junk and Caesar grabbing her by his feet and hissing, “Don’t you ever do that again.” And you expect me to teach children????? I’m out.
cassandrashipsit: maliwanhellfires: mygayisshowing: Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times. Yeah but they were all about straight people. ^^^^^^
r4yquaza: pikachhugrr: logic-dictates: If you understand this, you had an awesome childhood, and you are awesome. I AM AWESOME. Giant Dragonite woo Back when that episode originally aired in the US (when I was, like, 8) I got into an argument with
kiriamaya: raininginreverse: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and
specific-stuff: „Haha, see, I got to ruin your marriage *and* your orgasm! And you didn‘t even get to fuck me! Remember when I told you not to mess with me, back when you first started dating my sister. Oh well, that‘ll be over soon, huh?!“
jinxasaurus: cheile: soul-is-caught-up-in-flames: It’s November 8 2016. Election Day. And you didn’t vote. You knew that trump is evil “but Hillary is just as bad”, you said. You hate both of them, so you refused to vote. “Neither deserves
stunnerpone: lil-mizz-jay: If you ever do a fist-bump with someone, and they do the explosion thing afterwards and you didn’t see it coming, just do what I doGo “Oh, dangit, forgot to hit the detonator.” and then hit a pretend detonator and go “Pwshhh!”
memoryanddesire-stirring: girlslovegoodinnuendo: sexualcontrol: For six months - i had been teasing and flirting with you - and you didn’t know who it was, and later admitting, that while frustrating, was arousing. With so many men working in the
yakuza-trash: SORRY I DIDN’T WANT TO DRAW KOUJAKU PROPERLY BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO FOCUS ON HIS TATS
koujakitsune: senpai why did you like that post. senpai why were you on my blog. senpai why didn’t you follow me. senpai why.
atalantapendrag: cheile: soul-is-caught-up-in-flames: It’s November 8 2016. Election Day. And you didn’t vote. You knew that trump is evil “but Hillary is just as bad”, you said. You hate both of them, so you refused to vote. “Neither deserves
To those who give up and say fuck it when things are a bit too difficult for you.
theartofcrematiion: I fell in love with you because you weren’t like anyone else, and you didn’t try to be. Do not think for one moment that you’ll disappoint me. I will love you no matter what.
p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23
ofsherlock: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
catchaglimpseofalleble: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU
missda1sy: pskrizia: if you didn’t know already, forever 21 sells these pretties. gonna head back to the mall to get me one :D ** edit: added beuty&thebeast (i didn’t see the goofy or minnies at my local f21 tho. booo) WANNNNTTTTT ommmg.
bellefrnch-deactivated20140412: You still don’t realize what you had. You never did. You got everything I ever wanted and you didn’t even deserve it! But I’m gonna take it all from you!
yourcheatinggirl: saythankyoumaster: ….and you said it wouldn’t fit. Remember how jealous you were when Cassidy from work got to go on a business trip with me and you didn’t?
sub-thingcute: markhd2010: womaninneedofsanity: goballsdeep4u: Are you😈😈 Mmmhmm 😈 And you didn’t tell me?? Yes, yes I am! You never explicitly say no no But you were supposed to show me. Now you deserve a spanking.
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
emiliaclarke: I forgive you. You weren’t born evil, your life made you that way. You lost everyone that you cared about way too young, and you didn’t have a family that looked after you. Sound familiar? […] I just wanted to get the forgiveness
iphysianthe: my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!” MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED LIBRARIES
painfulanalgifs: Ok, I tried it gently, and you didn’t like it. I’ve tried it with a lot of lube, but you told me it’s still hurts, because you are too tight. I’m bored of this shit, fuck it! Enough! I will just pull your hair, and fuck you
hogwartsloser: hobbitnextdoor: onceuponachippedteacup: lady-vile: why did i do this why DID you do this For those who don’t watch Doctor Who, that is Vincent van Gogh looking at a museum of his art in present day WHY DID YOU DO THIS
primarydoll:You ever just open up your tumblr at work and oops now it’s 10 min later and you’ve been staring at hypnosis stuff and you didn’t even realize it? Just me? Okay
jazzy-sparks: “I heard you had a pistachio cake for your birthday and you didn’t even like pistachio…..so I made CHOCOLATE!” This is a parody scene of one in Kamen Rider OOO, and for Fuze’s birthday where Jadefire tries to impress him and
(villainmayhem)FunnyJunk:Ifunny:Instragram:Deviantart?:Reddit: Youtube: Twitter:Pinterest:Myspace and Memecenter didn’t have any of you. Thank god.i was uh…i was right to be scared. holy shit. thank you for showing me. this isn’t okay. but
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