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oamisoa: I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time
ratsofftoya: halodine: ratsofftoya: picture of alice from Disney’s alice and wonderland but the background is like, all trippy and colorful and her eyes are red like she just smoked a blun its been done no god damn way
i10v3y0ud4r1ing:men’s blogs be like “a place for my thoughts” and it’s all just fucking porn
snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors
pocketramblr:pocketramblr:Tumblr updating so apple users are automatically copying tags is so funny like I look in my notes and see all the people mentioning “fisherking good ending” like. I know you are not one of the people who knows what my fisherking
colorfuloddity: dajo42: a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “??????
I love how a lot of the guys on here that are not part of a valid porn all look like they are high as a kite and not really wanting to be there getting fucked like whores // // ]]>
somemenarejustinferior: You know I have the Superior body and cock so how about you get over here and worship it for me. We all have gifts we are given, your gift is to be a good inferior to Men like me and pleasure our cocks like a good inferior
straponfuckers: Sissy strap-on male slave pegging team work That’s it, fuck him harder, fuck him like the sissy slut boy he is. All dressed pretty and sucking my cock like a good whore, taking it in the ass. Yes you are, you are our slut now
extruhterrestrial: aight so these are the only pictures i’ll probably ever like of myself and i probably won’t keep these up long anyway lol.but i hope everyone is doing as great as they look and that you are all safe and having an amazing day!!
achilleandreams: Tall boys are so great cuz like… U gotta stand on ur tippy toes to hug them… They pick u up and spin u around and stuff…. U sit in their lap and ur legs don’t touch the floor… So good. Tall boys are so good
meghanbeda: I’m honestly tired of people playing me on here because I’m dark skinned. Y'all stay reblogging and hyping up basic ass girls giving them so much attention solely because of their light complexions and their 3c curls but when are y'all
nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
arielrebekah: new years on tumblr is the worst there are like 400 variations of the same damn post and then all the east coast people are screaming about 2014 when i’m on the west coast and it’s still 2013 and then in fuckin australia it’s already
In moments like this, when I am so afraid, all I want is for you to hold my hand. Like you do when we are dancing, and the song ends, so you give me one last spin, and then take me back into your arms, intertwining our fingers, capturing my
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gg-art: I swear to god all my watercolors are like kids who start out really gorgeous in childhood and then they hit puberty and everyone’s like JESUS CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED and then it’s a total toss up as to whether they emerge into a beautiful
infiltration: sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
so my coworker thinks its funny to make puns about my name, and today he made some joy division joke that wasn’t funny at all. this customer overheard them and straight up was like “she doesn’t know who they are” and i was like
shirazade: As a Latina in Hollywood, sometimes you get annoyed when all your parts are, like, ‘the sexy, hot Latina’ or whatever. You’re going to get those [scripts] all the time, but I think the stories are getting better and becoming more inclusive.
aelita15: toolmutual: interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and he’s like “fuck you” and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like “what the fuck. nobody’s even hit you yet. where did you get all that
lipbalm-and-crosswords: HOW ARE THEY ALL THE SAME AGE SOME OF THEM LOOK LIKE ADULTS AND THEN SOME LOOK 12 SOME HAVE BABIES AND SOME STILL PLAY HIGHSCHOOLERS LIKE WTF WAS GOING ON IN 1987 WHEN THEY WERE BORN I think 1987 just fucked up
felkina:“Truly a pervert to end all perverts… I agreed out of the kindness of my heart and as your sister, to show you stuff so you could understand what we girls are like… And now your touching, spreading and acting like I gave you full permission
politicalhexkitten: Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money
bluntsandmunchies: 420tabletime: thatsgoodweed: Bongs are like humans, they come in all different shapes and sizes. bong positivity Big Beautiful Bongs <3 All bongs are beautiful
paynespelvis: i love this bc at first zayn is like “wtf are you doin harry?” and then harry pulls the tag off his sweatshirt and zayns all like “was that mine?” and hary just backs away smiling (x)
cutesieboy: when i first open a bag of chips, im just chilling w it and like eating like a normal human being, but the deeper i get into the bag the crazier things get and suddenly there are chips all over my bed and in my hair and i’m struggling to
striderdaves: 17 year old tumblr faux radicals are like “voting for either party makes you complicit in american imperialism and genocide” and it’s like ok good for you so does living in the US and paying taxes, so does not voting at all, congratulations
scaredcoffeebean: why glasses suck they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck 3D movies dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without
chulaspice: I feel like everyone wants us to pretend we don’t have bellies Most plus size clothes is made to hide our bellies and almost all the bathing suits marketed to us are high waisted and are made to squeeze in our bellies and its really fucking
As 2016 rolls in we are all forced to reflect on the past year. 2015 was a beautiful and emotional roller coaster for me and I’d like to thank all my family, friends, agents and fellow dreamers who helped navigate me along the way. Those who know
dajo42: a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just
politicalhexkitten:Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money
thingssthatmakemewet:thingssthatmakemewet:Why are men like this??? 😒😒😒Y'all are creeps and none of y'all listen or have a fucking brain or know how to talk to a goddamn female. Ugh. You don’t just call some random woman on the internet
live4m0ments: my 1000000% favorite part of kissing is when you pull away and the other persons eyes are all glazed and they’re looking at your lips and you’re just like omg im gonna kiss u again just to unkiss u so i can see that all over
leavemealoneimblogging: I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this? Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny: And also Tony
partypunx: callmekitto: a warm-up comic about my feelings re: boys I don’t hate boys it’s just complicated (to any boys who may be like “but but but not all boys are like that you are so mean and generalizing the” shhhhhh shhhhhhh little flower
nickmoorexvx:Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
pear-and-bear: all she wanted to do was lay down in the cabin and rest, but when I walked in and saw her ass in those little shorts that are too small for a big ass like hers, I had to take some quick photos to share with you all. see how her pussy is
real talk though, i never cared for Disney movies where humans are the main characters except for a select few (like Brave) and i never liked the little mermaid or beauty and the beast and tangled is pretty dumb and boring etc etc