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wundercum: cumcoveredashley: Drippy drippy This guy had such bad aim! He came in my eye, my hair And worst thing is this shirt isn’t even mine it’s my sisters!!! And he came on it!!! Still worth it
During the week before the party, Clive and Jerry held a competition between the five sluts, to see which of them would receive which station in the house. Having failed 3 of the 7 tests, Andria was received the worst of the stations: The downstairs bathr
But she was the worst of all nightmares for her hubby. He wasn’t a submissive and she had break his reluctance by being even more dominant towards him. This very afternoon he had to clean her lover’s flat while he fucked his wife in their
When they decided to marry, they also decided to keep their cuckold ex-hubbies as their servants and sex-toys. Their ex-hubbies fear the worst.
The worst was having to masturbate in front of her friends and to answer their humiliating questions: Is it true that the few times your wife let you fuck her she made you wear a condom, but that she made you tell your boss that you wanted to see him
It was your wife’s idea that you cleaned her lover’s apartment. It was she who decided that you had to wear a sexy maid’s dress and who tough you how to apply makeup. But you fear the worst since the day she made you pose for some pictur
The worst was when you learned that she was bisexual and she told you “I want you to be even more submissive than your wife.”
You immediately noticed that your wife liked your boss. The worst was that, as soon as you two had a seat, she said, “I’m very glad that you have persuaded my husband to let you date me and have sex with me.”
You can’t still believe that you acquiesced so easily. You think that you complied because she took you off guard when she started talking about being sexually unsatisfied and you feared the worst, but you agreed to book two adjoining rooms for
Manchester | Keith Allen PhillipsI have a phobia of touching velvet, this is me avoiding a panic attack on a velvet couch. Worst texture ever. But I like this shot and I’ll do anything for Lucky.
homoboyfriend: THIS IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE BEST AND THE WORST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN
Thanks to my great friend Mark for getting me a jersey of my favourite player in my favourite hockey team! <3I know this is like the worst time to post but I have a bunch of stuff in my computer’s [IN] folder and I gotta post some of this stuff before
Relatively sfw? It’s not like you guys don’t see people without shirts on elsewhere. >.> Anyways, I have super sensitive skin. If I don’t do things very carefully I’ll break out in rashes all over it’s the worst. Luckil
submissiveinclination: justbeingnamaste: A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults. - Charles Kingsley Truth.
I was playing Tekken Tag 2 and the d-pad broke. The controller just couldn’t handle it. This was the closest thing I had to a not shit d-pad, and now I’ve lost it. Tekken was too hype for the xbox.
Having grown up with an older sister who was a tomboy, she always hated getting dresses for every special occasion, and hated how mother always was always making her wear them, and worst of all how she wasn’t allowed to play outside with the other childre
…I actually can’t afford Fallout 4, so I couldn’t include a high level of immersive detail and polish and stuff in that last caption.Pity me.Oh, also, big props to Shadbase for the amazing pic.
namekian-maoh:Sadly, Halloween is one of the worst time of year for Black cats…If you have a cat, especially a black cat, be sure to keep them safe and indoors if at all possible!!
mysecretclopaccount replied to your link:SelinaFwar comments on Honeymoon hotspot workers, what are your best and worst stories regarding newlyweds? That’s what you have photos of your dogs for. Not gonna lie, I picked up the smaller one and huggled
anontheanon: ladies and gentlemen i give you, not one, but two simpsons memes mashed together and worst pony in the background click for full res I absolutely adore this artist animation…Support this artist noe!11
monokuma-fever: nilvoid: qwp: this is honest to fucking christ the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life and its cut off because im wholly convinced that viewing the entirety of this image will kill the people that view it instantly. i will
do you ever just think the worst thought you could have in your life?the thought in question: Pearl making a willing cuck out of Mrs. Maheswaran’s willing husband
I’m still trying to clean my room and I’m struggling
You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might
remembers in a cold sweat that i had this comic WIP for halloween and i NEVER FINISHED IT ASJKDA
ze-pie:I had an edible for the first time yesterday and im still high 24 hours later tf is going ON Im comin back yall,,,, praise j e s us
crispy-ghee: I’m sorry guys I just actually hate AvP: Reqiuem on many different levels, so don’t get me started on it unless you want me to rant and scream. This is coming from someone whose media consumption is largely (often bad) horror movies
kwillsmith: 4rvs: i saw some fans laughing at red velvet’s name and calling it the worst kpop has come up with need i remind you teen top stands for Teenager Emoboys Emoticon Next Generation Talent Object Praise these r probably the same ppl who
The last few days of summer are the worst because i always spend them filled with self hatred thinking why didnt i just do my ap homework earlier
cispeopletexting: The worst part is he knows I’m trans and still chose the term “male or female parts”…. Ugh. Luckily after my partner messaged him he backed off Personally i think this was a bit harsh, chances are this guy just made an honest
pragmatic-supervillain: drowranger: ottenskjold: matthewsagan: tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr this is the worst post ive ever seen if you have trouble making jokes that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then
couriersicks: couriersicks: new tag meme: type “im the” and tag this with the first thing that comes up like half the tags on this are “im the worst”…. guys……
taragrimface: imsopopfly: taragrimface: taragrimface: taragrimface: and now its time for the part of the show where we arent allowed to dislike the new pokemon designs they look like nintendo ran all the worst gen 4 pokemon thru a neural network
cumcoveredashley: Drippy drippy This guy had such bad aim! He came in my eye, my hair And worst thing is this shirt isn’t even mine it’s my sisters!!! And he came on it!!! Still worth it😍😍😍💦💦💦
transmutes: halfboyfriend: vegetablefandom: i have started watching Friends all the way from the beginning and in the seventh episode Joey tells Ross he is “in the friendzone“ and i thought huh that’s weird i didn’t think “friendzone”
step aside shiro and make way for the new Absolute Worst Hair of 2016
manywinged:manywinged:one of the worst feelings in the world is when you’re playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it’s not me, it’s the character i’m playing, but
avastindy:This Spy has already breached our defenses… You’ve seen what he’s done to our colleagues! And worst of all: He could be any one of us. — The BLU Spy on the RED Spy Rarity is an enthusiast of sharp suits and even sharper knives! Here
thebrainslug: cephiedvariable: coelasquid: rosalarian: dresdencodak: Seeing as how I’ve done both the top ten for best and worst superhero costume redesigns, I feel obligated to put my money where my artistic mouth is and take a stab at fixing
cyndal-: This is a photo of the best and worst purchase I have ever made in my life. It is a kotatsu. For those of you unfamiliar, a kotatsu is a Japanese heated table. The top of the table comes off, you put a blanket on in the cold seasons, and then
looksgoodinsuits: time-lord-ramnikul: gingerten: I just…wow. I literally cannot believe it. I can’t. So many of you may know that I’m trans, and that my parents aren’t very accepting. They struggle constantly with my transition, and I’ve
nerdy-king-of-hell: littleblackfoxx: I posted the photo on the left - it got nothing but love from men and women. I posted the photo on the right - it got nothing but love from women and the worst hate from men. That really says a lot… Both are
grossestimmung: millennialfirebird: sarcastic-and-witty-username: My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides. Please someone make
the neo sploosh and eliter/creeper and victor thought they were slick lmao nice try kiddos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) don’t let anyone tell u inkbrushes are the worst weapons
sweetlytempests: honestly yami bakura is simultaneously the best and worst villain because he’s genuinely creepy and savage and tenacious af, you can’t get rid of this fucker, but he also straight up had 3000+ years to plan out his revenge down to
sarcastic-and-witty-username: My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides. Please someone make it stop. Nic Cage is haunting me in
I hate having to retype shit on here. I’m so fucking stressed out. I had a huge fucking anxiety attack last night. The worst in months and of course I had to deal with my parents and it was fucking TERRIBLENESS them trying to ‘help’. I’m still
marinasexual: THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK
dyatlovpassingprivilege:getting into performatively intense arguments about food semantics as a bit is easily one of the worst things to happen to humor in a while. “is cereal soup?” “is a hotdog a sandwich?” idk, do you get any
bokuaka-s: given how simplistic and naïve Atsushi is, he may easily take kenji’s methods at face value and believe them to be the gold standard! ↳Best and Worst Team
sarcastic-and-witty-username: My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides. Please someone make it stop. Nic Cage is haunting me
myeroticbunny: I turned my head as I heard more men enter the patio and remove their clothing. This was already out of hand and now a line was forming and worst of all, my husband had no idea where I was so there would be no one coming to rescue me.
susiron: The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.
The best and worst day is the one when u realize that the person you saw the world in… was just another man and finally succeeded in tearing themselves so far down to the point where you honestly could care less and start to question why you ever
remyreaper: nerdylolita: that’s the face of someone who just shit themselves I love this because he thought giving her to a barbarian would break her and make her usable and compliant but it just turned her into his worst nightmare. THIS ALWAYS
for one of my super best friends, synne !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BIG NERD ♡ ♡ !!! thank you for just being so awesome to me for all the time we’ve known each other, and the best slash worst kismesis ever ! and i wish you a super wonderful birthday
So now tell me how your story goes. Have you ever suffered? If so, Did you get better or have you never quite recovered from it? DidYou find your lover laying in your bedroom with another and then DidYou let it hover over you and everything else
deevg–art: does an artwork that takes all eternity and are very proud of it 1 note does an artwork while half awake in the middle of the night and don’t really like it as much but post it anyway 200+ notes Me and that friggen Bumblebee Vytal
I can’t believe Peridot and Lapis got a divorce and Lapis got the house
![Thanks to my great friend Mark for getting me a jersey of my favourite player in my favourite hockey team! <3I know this is like the worst time to post but I have a bunch of stuff in my computer’s [IN] folder and I gotta post some of this stuff before](https://64.media.tumblr.com/31ca0775732f6bae6ba6dd425e355a33/tumblr_o0drheTGIj1tqa8oho1_250.png)
