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saythankyoumaster: I was just walking to the laundry room to pick up my towel and my step sister and her friend happened to be there.
kassafrassa: thebitterpill: wxchannel: From Stu Ostro: Dr. Knabb and I have just upped the Threat Level to extreme from eastern NC across parts of the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast. As the second bullet implies, the exact magnitude of the details
Why are Russian girls so hot? Because they have their grandpas who gladly and patiently teach them everything about sex!
Why don’t you ask my hubby how many times has he fucked me since the first night you stayed over and fucked me? It’s zero. Then tell him that you expect him to continue to be the good cuckold he has been until now.
Why did you have to masturbate after spying on your wife and her lover having sex?.
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the-winnowing-wind: fragile-teacup: jagtnn: You entered the foyer of my mind and stumbled down the hall of my beginnings. This isn’t one of the deleted scenes on the DVD - were the lines cut from the script? They’re so beautiful! They were!
Why am I suddenly getting so many fishy messages trying to get my email or click on some shit, fuckin leave me alone
Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic
sorry about all the repost and the lack of drawings but i needed this on my blog
Why Naruto is and will be the best manga of all times?
insertfandomreference: on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking a screenshot
And this is the origin of the popular “heart shape” … Right? And why wouldn’t Cupid want to shoot his hard dripping fever-arrow right in there, hmmm?
aw what a good ame and steven episodealso Pearl and Sapphire had me fucking dying lololol
Still one of the biggest disappointments of my life was how fucking excited I got over the fact that there was going to be an ATLA movie and it turned out……like that….
blooniverse: crystalgem-confessions: It was so unnecessary for Lapis to fuse with Jasper. If Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, and Steven teamed up on jasper, they could have easily bubbled her :\ then Lapis could have been a part of the CGs or something.
I found a baby spider in my bathroom the other day, I like spiders so I thought it was cute and let it hang aroundtonight I found another one descending from the ceiling, so I look up and there’s like TWENTY OF THEM JUST CRAWLING AROUND UP THERE
bogleech: People are apparently under the impression that reblogging someone’s art and adding a comment is frowned upon and that can’t possibly be true, every artist I know of sees a positive comment on a reblog as like the ultimate reward for their
Last night a guy invited me out, asked me what I wanted to do and I said movies but he said, “let’s go to this dive bar” okay whatever after texts from my cousins to stop being a prune I finally find the will to put on jeans and go.Dude shows up
shylittlebaby: when you showering and casually decide to finger your butt one finger.. two.. three.. four.. and five Legit almost fisted my ass Dude wtf
I’m wearing actual pants and not leggings or tights at work today and I’m about ready to quit my whole life.
that feel when u order tofu “chicken” from a restaurant and when it’s delivered to ur house u bite into it and it’s totally CHICKEN
Why am I so lazy? 😫
badlittlekoala: Why’s it so hard to find a man I’m attracted to that wants to beat the shit out of me and cum on my face!?
peetasboxers: samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN
I dont even understand how anyone can get like 100% affinity with Castiel. Tbh I dont even get how anyone can get anywhere near 100% with any of the boys at all I’m like at -45% with Castiel and Nathaniel is like -32% and Ken hasnt returned wtf
Why cant i just sit down and do my fucking homework
why is it so difficult to do my own fucking homework donxlanxls
I will never really get people who are into hard vore, like dude you just killed a guy? Inside of you? How is this hot to you??? You’ve just been arrested and your in court for murder of someone and like wut???
klapsenkinder-for-pedos: duxwontobey: pizzaback: pizzaback: oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no this is exactly why the pedo community on the internet needs to crash and burn cause you know all of these poor kids are being actively groomed
erens-jaeger-bombs: Eren and Mikasa freeing Armin from his confines and ending in a group hug!
ittybittytatertot:Hello, pause for a sec. Many places are removing masking requirements. And I’m here to ask, if you are young and able-bodied, please keep wearing a mask anyways. We’ve known for two years that masks protect others more than they
Why is it that every time I even get remotely mad, I feel like bawling my eyes out minutes later? Phone is off so texts and calls are useless.
shrineart: arimarushunya: apparently sausage party is out today and not only has it already made over ū million it’s generally got about a 70/100 on various review sites and I wanna give a heads up to anyone thinking about going to see it. I read
#I have no idea where andy dwyer ends and chris pratt begins
And as a result, that makes things simple. Very, very simple. Do you know why?
asbehsam: back-that-sass-up: pretty-castiel: Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:“and then i saw him walk across
comicsforever: MegaMan Legacy // artwork by Jeffrey “Chamba” Cruz (2015) Mega Man Legacy Collection brings enhanced versions of MM1 to 6 to Xbox One, PS4 and PC this summer - and Nintendo 3DS this winter! You can check more info here! Here’s the
notababoonbrandishingastick: #grease au where the pink ladies are the ones working on the cars & sandy & rizzo are their leaders #and danny is the transfer student who comes in from Italy and is like #sob #you never told me you were THAT kind
yourplayersaidwhat: “It is dungeons and dragons, not sex dungeons and bdsm dragons!” — Me to the party after they said kinky when i start talking about rope
and the beat goes
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE RED CONTACTS IN AND NOT LOOK MENACING?! I guess it’s a good thing Kyoko has a bit of a mean streak.
graham and I are trying to watch the x-files, but I don’t know if I’m not engaged or I keep watching it way too late, but I keep falling asleep halfway through the episodes and missing how it ends :(
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
Why did no one tell me how cute moles are
outofcontextdnd:‘As you knock on the door, it opens by itself.’ 'I close the door and try knocking again.’ - our lawful paladin who didn’t want to be rude
dorkly: Why the Dark Side of the Force Is DEFINITELY Better [by andrewbridgman and Anna-Maria Jung]
Why you should fear the deadly red panda
anthonycrowley: good omens (western) massachusetts aus that i’ve come up with, an inventory sorted based on how much they make sense if you’re not from literally my hometown:dunkin donuts coffee shop au where crowley just started working there and
the-absolute-funniest-posts: forlackofabettercomic: Remember kids, you should always be the hero character in the video game that is your life! And probably not the shopkeeper NPC, like me. My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately! I
Why would I ever want to go home if you're here?
Why is there even an option to X off/delete a recommended post from the dash (on the mobile app) when tumblr is just going to keep recommending it afterward anyway?? You make it look like I can save myself from having to see this crap over and over again
jabbing: warning: staying up late may cause you to think too much and become emotional
I just realized I have a fucking lovely fur stole that I have never been photographed in. Who want to come over and take pictures of me in classic lingerie and a fur stole in some natural light???
theskullqueen: Hey, if you still miss your pet that is okay. I don’t care if it is years later and you still cry because they were not there this morning to greet you in that one of a kind way they did. It isn’t trivial, it isn’t stupid, and you
why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
shelbymelissa: radio-cybertron: onedamnminuteadmiral: durintrash: this is the money spock. reblog within the next 30 seconds and he will bring you good fortune ✨💸✨ So I’m just saying. I put this in my queue yesterday and today I was offered
fabryski: au in which these three get together and marry and they all cry at the ceremony ( but the beni shigure guys would be the first ones to sob uncontrolably )
why are nice flower crowns so expensive.(┳Д┳)
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