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You can always tell when I’m sad because I start taking nudes to feel better about myself. How shallow is that?
cuckoldlifeandtimes: You are out of town working and your best friend sends you a picture of your Wife and two guys and you are sure one is him. Your life is never going to be the same when you get home and She is never going to be satisfied just fucking
When you watched …the foreplay reminded you of when your wife masturbates you … but … his cock is much larger, he doesn’t come before entering her pussy, you never make her come twice…
"I am blue." vs. "Ich bin blau."
wincestgirl-j2: Sometimes I think about Sam reading John’s Journal.When he’s doing research, or just reading it.When he read about Dean taking care of him.How a lot of things have changed through the years,and others, will never change.
When you start colouring a character you’ve never drawn before and their mane makes you like…
ahunkahunkaburninlove: These shots here? These happen when Lapis pops out of the rubble of the crash, and when Jasper is trying to convince Lapis to fuse… And when she agrees to fuse with Jasper… Now, compare those shots to how the Gems were when
thorin-and-twerkteam: emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings,
youmakemelikecharity: toddsfall: the reason why europe is never in any dystopian novels, is bc we already got a solid system to work out our problems it’s so funny when you guys act like you aren’t plagued with fascist white supremacist political
therainbow-whale: frankiethejoker: geekandmisandry: dinogatorr: iguanamouth: i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that
grey-violet:thorin-and-twerkteam: emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and
mrscarter-mrswest: Women are constantly held to a different standard than men are. Famous men are allowed to pose full frontal nude and their ability to parent is never called into question. Their status as a role model for young men is never debated.
hinalilly: Sakura Week - Day 4 [Adolescence] While not a picky eater, Sakura has his preferences, and he sticks to them when it’s his turn to make dinner. Unfortunately, everyone in his family is just as stubborn as he is.(At least the food is always
Never Going To Leave You
kittykunt420: Bored and horny is never a good combination when you’re babysitting… I need my pussy devoured then pounded into a swollen cummy mess and there’s not a damn thing I can do to help myself right now.. ugh!
I will never be able to understand those people who read a book, watch an entire television series, or see a movie and when it’s over say that was good, continuing on with their daily lives, completely unaffected. BUT REALLY THO. Processing the media
bunnywith: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth and whispers
sealpremacy: abendlichter: kittensaysfuckyou: White privilege is never having to spell your last name. you… you’ve never met a polish person have you american privilege is not realizing the world does not in fact consist of only america
ironspy: gothhabiba: me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire
octothorpetopus:the biggest travesty of tww is that they dressed him in suits 3x too big for him when he should have been wearing the tightest possible suits godDAMN
goldcole: when-u-find-me: psychotic-torture: I’ve never seen something so sickening and disgusting in my entire life. Beliebers need to chill the fuck out✋ He could’ve killed someones family, or even your family. Drinking and driving is never
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
codepony: songoharotto: ghostanswers: FUCK YES There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H. There is a reason I love M*A*S*H so much and why I never get bored of watching it when it’s on TV.
deirdara: can we please stop treating high school drop outs like they’re the scum of the earth that’ll never amount to anything?? because it’s fucking tiring and rude and gross. it’s not the end of the world and school is not for everyone
danielkanhai: my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize
nightxvision: pixiepienix: look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity I don’t have the patience for fragile masculinity, I really don’t. Imagine being
redscarfedsoldier: Do not imagine Mikasa often sleeping in/wearing something of Levi’s when they’re alone, and when she dies, despite his cleaning habits, he never washes it. Wearing it is the only way he can sleep. He closes his eyes and lets himself
okayla: seerofdoom: Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition,
ask-kurojapan: maplerains: I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA and then nobody ever
shersock: spenncerreid: Larger breast bras vs. smaller breast bras t h is except god forbid you can find anything under a B cup. I have such a hard time finding A cups and when I do they never come in my band size.
When i don’t get questions i feel like I’m my followers mom, like they never come visit and say hi. Like what shitty followers do i have. It took me 5 seconds to post that picturesque picture and THIS is what i get in return? Spoiled selfish
solar-sisters: U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when
solarsisterss: U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when
when you miss someone you love and you see them again for the first time in months, you realize that you forgot that you have an addiction and like any addiction, just once is never enough. no amount of time with him is ever enough. i hate how many times
I just want someone. Anyone. I don't want to be alone anymore. I've never experienced what it's like to be with someone. When is it my turn?
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
when you become accustomed to staying out for like 48 hours straight and not getting even a little sleep and can fully function the entire time is something i shouldnt be proud of but kinda am like i used to never be able to stay up all night i like my
When Emilia introduced herself to Mr. Crude, she said, “Word on the street is that Khal Drogo has nothing on you below the waist. If that’s true, I have a proposition I think you’ll want to hear.”He chuckled and said, “Having never seen what
not to say every guy I met sucked. I had T who went to parties with me and when a guy kept touching me he would protect me and never let me out of his sight. I had darfin who rushed over when I told him about J. I had another friend who pushed the wall
when we were younger this guy was being really mean to my sister and bullying her and my dad came in to talk to the principal but the principal was just like ‘boys will be boys’ so when we were leaving my dad saw the boy running really fast in our
maybe thats what ill do tonight if darfo takes a nap (which when doesnt he) ill just do a ‘bun cleaning spree’ and go through my old anons and drafts I never posted
When I draw, all I want to do is finish the picture before I get frustrated with it and start to cry. And when I finish it, I just want to pick up the pen again and draw some more. It never ends.
wingbeifong: people who always say beyoncé can’t dance/all of her choreo is easy get me so pissed. do you know? do you really know? how much stamina, breath control, coordination and attention is involved when it comes to her stage presence? people
Yes, being tipsy till 4am is never a good thing when only tumblr and talking to my bestie's bf on Skype are the only thing to keep me occupied.
When it rains: Steven helps a friend who is afraid of thunderstormsBarn Mates: Steven helps two friends get along in the barnNotice how they never say the friend´s name. If it was a non spoiler character like Connie or Lars their names would be on the
i-share-my-hotwife: cuckoldlifeandtimes: You are out of town working and your best friend sends you a picture of your Wife and two guys and you are sure one is him. Your life is never going to be the same when you get home and She is never going to
Never forget to tease him about how excited he is to be locked back up while you’re caging him.And remind him while he’s locked about how hard he got, how you had to FORCE that cage onto him.When he begs for release, talk about keeping him longer
pigcatapult:A kind person whose social justice vocabulary is outdated or inadequate for the concepts they’re trying to communicate is a better person than anyone who’d rip them down as a bigot for not keeping up with the euphemism treadmill. Morality
fakethenip-deactivated20220809:being gay without an instagram is so funny cuz i’ll meet ppl and they’ll be like “what’s your insta” and when you say you don’t have when they’ll just never talk to you again
i was so goddamn confused for a second when i went into my inbox but i’m also very happy because lightning mcqueen is my baby and this is delightful. yes sarge and fillmore are married, probably canonicallyalso watch the third one if you wanna talk
cannibal-sarracenian: that time when Samus’ gender was still a secret so the licenced manga went ahead and depicted Samus Aran as a cool male hero surrounded by women, except it backfired and instead Samus is now a lesbian icon
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