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ghdos: “Dear Future Girlfriend” #268: Don’t you dare close your eyes while I’m inside of you. I don’t care how good it feels. Open your eyes and look at me. I know you’re about to cum so keep those beautiful brown eyes open so I can
Little fact about Casey: When we went to go get her trained, we took a buncha courses and she did AWESOMELY and was really close to getting a service dog certificate but she couldn’t get one because she loved people so much that she would try to go
I just feel really down because Doctor stranger started out really well and was captivating and then everything kinda just gradually fell apart /:
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
nougatto:durnesque-esque:afeelgoodblog:Fantastic idea Article about it here. what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont
likeful:man if there’s one thing i could say to (young) people who have just been diagnosed w bpd….. do not go through the tags or follow blogs dedicated to bpd like don’t do it
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puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
ostracizedpoodle:last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
martymikalski: remember when aang was on trial for a murder kyoshi was accused of and he was like OMG NONE OF MY PAST LIVES WOULD EVER KILL ANYONE WAH WAH WAH and then kyoshi appeared and was like YEAH I KILLED HIM W/E HE WAS A DOUCHE
christmascockies: i stopped caring when i was like 3
michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’
ostracizedpoodle: last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”
samuelvasnormandy: cat–beard: socialnetworkhell: nataliesama: arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground
DOUBLE THE BARA DOG
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
queenc92: Can we talk about Lindsay Lohan for a minute? She’s dealt with a serious drug addiction and was bashed by the media for years. The girl has gotten her shit together. She got herself away from the people dragging her down, started working
So I was watching a Vine made where this dude was acting like he was arguing with his Latina GF and she raised her hand and he crouched down and was like sorry baby. Like it was funny and that is what makes Latina women, etc. Like it was cute? There are
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
codons: codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get
trust-me-im-satan: hey yeah so i came out yesterday and was like really scared and i sat down and was like ‘mum… i like girls’ and there was a pause and i thought she was gonna disown me or something and then she just said ‘same’ like ‘remember
I can’t think about Samurai Champloo without being flooded with a sea of emotions and nostalgia. Like..that was/is one of the best animes of all time.
Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
and then my ninja, she pulled her fingers out and was like, smell this! Yes lawd!! Michel❤
while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT
today at fan expo I watched a documentary thing about esports and like league of legends championships and I knew the teams and didn’t know if I should be proud or not
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
I just saw a gif set of some porn on my dash and THEY HAD THE SAME BED AS ME!!!
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I
THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL, im finding conversations from forever ago but my first real ex was a TEDDY BEAR. and im rereading things and my god he was so cute and sweet and caring and then I read ‘we talked about it on the phone last night’ and I forgot
nunderwater: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
I watched it and it was fucking glorious
and-so-the-feels-begin: Why do Saphire and Ruby have such a good relationship?Because they started off on a goodice breaker
I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to
and now we wait
self reminder to draw negitoro tomorrow (today?) u//v//u
thinking about how this dude followed me for years and was all in my DM’s constantly trying to get me to talk to him, always telling me “I’m thinking about buying your SnapChat” (ok great do it then?) but I never responded to his “hey” messages
